iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Whatever that be, I be more 🌈💯✨

Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One of my reports got moved to an offshore automation team and things are already so much better. I love my Indian colleagues bro they make everything simpler than it would be if I had to work with Janet two floors up and two weeks out from retirement 💯 #fintech

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Session #1 complete Ow. Just...ow. Hurts way more than I remember 😭 This is a tribute tattoo to my mom and childhood dog, Shelby. This tattoo doesn't hurt nearly as much as losing you did. Miss you momma.

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I've done a lot of socmed bouncing around lately and it's really helped me appreciate bsky so much more. Still love it here. It's like the oasis of the Internet (if that oasis has a lot of porn).

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Our hotel in Phoenix had a 24/7 outdoor pool and we spent hours by ourselves frolicking while the gerudo town music played on loop in the background. Immaculate vibes.

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Left is Madeline (Maddie, Badeline, Baddie, Madiween, Weenie, Scawy) Right is Celeste (Cellie, Cell Bell, Spoopy)

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

OoT remake is severely overdue. Looks great.

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Went to the Grand Canyon this weekend. First time back in 20 years. I returned to her so changed. She was as beautiful as always. I needed this.

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🎃✨ Becca ✨🎃 @blissfit.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026

Just a quick Pokemon drawing tonight: Wooper!

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I get to go back to the Grand Canyon this year with my soulmate 😭 I'm so excited!

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

My SIL best friend married her longtime "roommate" and it's my Roman empire because they both have deeply religious backgrounds and they were closeted for decades. Besties wife was the officiant at my wedding. I LOVE GAY PEOPLE SM

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I am constantly losing the lil tool that comes with Pax vapes so I attached it to my phone and guess what? Haven't lost the tool since. I have, however, lost my phone. Send help.

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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 22/07/2026

Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

My peer at work, who used to be my boss, nitpicks me all day fucking long and up to this I mostly just ignore him but he has started adding my boss to his shitty little emails suggesting I didn't do something right. He doesn't know this yet, but my current boss and I are mad cool. Should be fun.

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Bestie is playing Inquisition so I feel I must play Inquisition

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It will always be funny to me when a teenager says women don't belong in gaming as if I haven't been gaming since their parents were teenagers

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🎃 Misty Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @the-pale-gurl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

"Youre not bi, youre married to a man, youre straight." That is NOT how that works my friend

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

On my pisces shit (crying into my nachos)

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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

two cartoon sharks with an underbite are photoshopped over the Microsoft landscape windows. A grass field with a bright sky and clouds

"No, I will not elaborate

(Because I have no idea what I just said)"

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I don't have any friends who love starfield like I do :(

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I can't wait to not pay my student loans

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Smoke a bowl. Crush a job interview. Easy.

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Yes government, please ban SSRIs, so the true revolt will begin. I'm ready. And off my meds I'll be double ready. Lfg

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Hey for those of you still refusing to use AI, I am now being mandated to use it for a few scenarios at work and I want to report that the technology still definitely sucks and you're missing out on nothing. Your jobs are secure lmao don't worry.

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I have to rant about this. We wanted to adopt a cat from a local cat rescue. Had a call, potential cat isn't "cat friendly" but isn't aggressive. I say I can work with that. They send me an invite to come meet potential cat.

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Got a new cat, her name is Celeste. 🥰

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

NASA released a cool little tool that spells your name in earth features. So cool.

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I don't claim any millennial who shits on the younger generation or calls them stupid. You're actually just a copy paste repeat of our parents and that's kinda trash babe.

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I love that I don't even get to feel safe in queer spaces because half our community hates women 🥰

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I have a coworker who has AI pipe all the way down his throat and he keeps trying to get me to use it 😭 I don't want to pretend to be interested every time be schedules a meeting about this busted broke ass useless technology.

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Recruiter ghosted me when they found out I have low vision, should I make their life hell chat?

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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

ripping open period pads like they're a trading card pack

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

The birds are quite photogenic today

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

WIP estate with Oikos courtyard, restaurant, and loft

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Things are just better when you have a tattoo necklace on

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I've had my work laptop for like less than six months and I already have to send it in for a new one lmao

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Cassie the Gyarados @hahrensexual.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

So guess what 😀 if there is a pokemon you don't have shaking in the grass and you punch something close by or do the suction 😀 you will scare them and they will run away 😀 guess how I found out 😀

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