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Hadlee Simons

@hadleesimons.bsky.social
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Smartphone journalist and lame pun guy.

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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 18h
Again, looking at nothing happening with the top guys as Bearman closes in. #F1 #SingaporeGP
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 18h
Show Bearman in the full screen, you cowards. #F1 #SingaporeGP
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just get in the fucking cars and go, fuck. #MalaysianGP #BahrainGP #F1
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MBS is such a fucking loser, ALWAYS wanting to be in the shots. #F1 ##AzerbaijanGP
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did Max even slow down for the double yellows? Or is it a Russell/Austria vibe? #AzerbaijanGP #F1
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"How dare Gasly hit Franco," Colapinto fans, probably. #AzerbaijanGP #F1
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God, the CGI tyre graphics look so shit compared to just filming real tyres on a real track. #F1 #AzerbaijanGP
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Niiiiice Ugo! Well deserved title. #F3 #madring
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Apple and using the term "2x telephoto" for phones without a telephoto camera. #iphoneduo #iphone
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Byron Koukaras @nintendo4ever.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
TMZ Confirms The Butcher Andy Williams Died After Collapsing at Wrestling Show www.ringsidenews.com/tmz-confirms...
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TMZ Confirms The Butcher Andy Williams Died After Collapsing at Wrestling Show
The confusion surrounding Andy Williams’ condition has now been cleared up. TMZ has confirmed that the AEW wrestler known as The Butcher died after
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Leclerc and hard crashes at Parabolica. #F1 #Italiangp
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Kinda cool that Taking Back Sunday ultimately won the Brand New vs Taking Back Sunday war by not being sexual predators lol
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pls racing gods, let Grosjean win. #Indycar
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Android Authority @androidauthority.com · 07/08/2026
ARMSX3 is here: PS3 emulation on Android just got more exciting
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ARMSX3 is here: PS3 emulation on Android just got more exciting
This emulator incorporates major improvements for Arm devices from the long-running RPCS3 emulator for PC.
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Always a good day when you can use the term "silly goose" in a work email.
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nice racecraft from Durksen to defend from Inthrapuvasak, who's looking increasingly desperate. #F2 #HungarianGP
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 23/07/2026
Johnny Depp is like the Jared Leto of Mark Wahlbergs
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Not a thought behind Slater's eyes as he struggles with his flag in the wind. 😂 #F3 #F1 #HungarianGP
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tsolov, with everything to lose, takes out Montoya with a very ambitious move. Big oof. #F2 #F1
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Lol Kush Maini moaning on the team radio for team orders. Like this is the race that will make or break his F1 chances. #Formula2 #F1
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fucking hell. F1 and motorsport journalists teasing a big announcement. What's the point of teasing it and being so vague? Don't see us doing the same for consumer tech announcements lol
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Man, this last stint is gonna be crazy. #indycar
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Bortoleto 8th, Colapinto (9th) ahead of Gasly (10th)? Great stuff. #BritishGP #F1
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Perez ahead of Kimi, wowowow is this the start of their turnarou- #F1 #BritishGP
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm okay with safety car endings, but don't tease a green flag lol. #BritishGP
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@captain2phones.bsky.social Any plans to sell Clicks at our national pharmacy chain, so I can buy Clicks at Clicks? :P (sorry, kinda lol)
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Can't be the only one sick of hearing about GTA 6 lol.
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Albon with the ultimate rear gunner move. Dang. #F1 #monacoGP
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Capcut is short for CapricornCutricorn
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I want Pato to win but don't want to hear Zak Brown asking "is this the Indy 500 winner hotline?!" 🥹 #indy500
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
More like WeVibe coding amirite
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@eviluno.bsky.social You ever think about coming out to Line In The Sand, but changing the lyrics to "Evil Uno is a mystery"
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 06/05/2026
Remember, Elon still says X is going to be a bank where you can put your money.
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Anton Hur @antonhur.com · 01/05/2026
You know, when an account named "Crackhead Barney & Friends" single-handedly takes down a whole Kennedy-dynastic frontrunner's campaign with one Instagram Reel, I see a hopeful glimmer of the country America believes itself to be www.instagram.com/reel/DXr3ILS...
Jack Schlossberg refusing to say "free Palestine" on camera
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
There are few words that rankle me more than "sando." Although "sarmie" is much worse.
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
One of my favourite tech scandals is the Gionee founder who gambled away as much as $140m of the smartphone company's funds in 2018. Turns out he's resurfaced in Indonesia as a furniture exec lol. www.ithome.com/0/939/207.htm
A screenshot showing a machine-translated story from the Chinese IT Home outlet. The text reads: "The latest developments of Gionee founder Liu Lirong after disappearing for 8 years: He has been reported to be selling furniture in Indonesia, with Haier, CATL, and Xiaomi among his clients."
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Why was Fallout Boy watching YouTube from the closet lol
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Dr. Jeffrey Kavanaugh 🇨🇦 @jlkavanaugh.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
With only the slightest apology for my language: Who the fuck actually wants these damned data centres?
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Data centers are creating ‘heat islands’ and warming the land around them by up to 16 degrees | CNN
The vast data centers that power artificial intelligence are so energy hungry that they’re heating up their surroundings, according to new research. It’s an alarming finding given the number of data c...
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Oh come on, Sting Ray. Such ridiculous blocking. The team should've warned him. #indycar
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Lindblad, take a bow. Bortoleto also doing really nicely to get through to Q3. #F1 #JapanGP
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
lol guess Krafton board approves of using ChatGPT to get out of contracts source: www.thelec.kr/news/article...
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Protect this woman at all costs.
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
UGH. It's NOT "lossless optical zoom", OnePlus! One of my biggest pet peeves in the smartphone industry is how companies market lossless-resolution zoom (i.e. cropping the camera but retaining the default output resolution). Google, Apple, and others are guilty of this fudging too.
A screenshot of a machine-translated Weibo post by OnePlus China executive Li Jie Louis. The post confirms that the upcoming OnePlus 15T smartphone has a 3.5x telephoto camera. But Louis also mentions that it "supports 7x lossless optical zoom."
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It's really been a great week for AI slop. - Krafton losing Subnautica 2 court case cos CEO Changhan Kim ignored legal advice and used ChatGPT to get out of paying bonuses - Sam Altman being called a Nazi to his face for getting in bed with US military - Nvidia's DLSS 5 lol
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Me reading Mad Magazine as a young teen: Oh man, Disparate Low-Lives! What a name instead of Desperate Housewives! Hahaha Snoozin, not Susan!
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
lol I've never seen Digital Foundry readers just calling them out in such a way before. People really fucking hate DLSS5. And why shouldn't they hate gen AI slop like this.
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Sean Bean Casserole lol
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Nicely done, Kirkwood. Bold pass on Palou, of all people. WTF happened with Grosjean and Siegel? #indycar #ArlingtonGP
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Pit stops are gonna cost Andretti today, eh? #indycat #arlingtongp
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Hadlee Simons @hadleesimons.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Wtf i missed the Indycar start? Indycar Live said yesterday it started at 6:30pm GMT+2? @indycar.com wth?
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