iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

me: please don't hold back i like being edited copyeditor: great bc i've already spotted some things in your manuscript that were a bit off me: 😮 😢 😠

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can americans save it for the group chat

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great, i just wasted 10 years studying linear effects in asymmetric organic synthesis

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omg you mean wanting people you can't have while being uninterested in those that want you?

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9 books i earnestly annotated in college that make zero sense to me now

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9 books i cited without reading

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my brain when decide to work on my draft

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trying a second one is the most jewish thing ever

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srsly tho i started thinking about it, then realized that reading the ghost writer closer to zuckerman's age and then closer to lonoff's age counts as reading 2 different books and despaired

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i could tell you which 9 books shaped me but then i'd have to kill you

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venus in retrograde for 3 days now and the only thing that returned to me was my peer reviewed manuscript

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me: *finally has publication date for memoir* the universe: plague

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me, pretending to follow the nobel committee's explanation of high-energy neutrinos of astrophysical origin

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my mom: did you try the new sleeping pill yet me: no i've been sleeping ok lately my mom: then try half

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might fuck around and share my confirmation code

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me carrying my phone down stairs

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what if we kissed in the russian plague lab

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can't decide which empanadas to get for lunch on wednesday

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when someone says i don't come off as an academic

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buy me lunch, we need to talk

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where i write my peer reviews

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ending every paragraph in my article with "if that makes sense"

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me: i'm not wild about the publisher's design for my book cover friend since kindergarten: let me take a stab at it me: 💕

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me (has no clue what this means): fuck

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is this academia type wealth & stability in the room with us right now

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girl to girl: he doesn't care

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my brain is so creative when i sleep it just designed a muppet

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"let's catch up soon" hasn't written in a year

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can't, i'm waiting for the americans to wake up

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excited about my new one-sided friendship

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holding out for international boyfriend

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mind if i slip into something more comfortable? (converts to ms word)

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switching phones be like, do you want to manually reinstall all your apps or will you just kill yourself right now

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when they ask me to summarize the michael heinrich biography

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dammit am i gonna have to watch it now

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no one to judge you when you have lunch at 10:30am

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my issue with conspiracy theories is that none of the clues is more unlikely than the conspiracy itself

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