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A Frockwork Orange

@hacklock.bsky.social
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Old Fat ADHD Queer in Australia. Opinions my own and not my employer etc - she/her 🏳️‍🌈 Orange

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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Worth risking accidentally having to see some football to watch this incredible Kylie rock eisteddfodd
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is so wild, the bite mark right after, I’m sure it looks worse now.
A bite mark on an upper arm, its pink in the pattern of teeth and has bruising around it
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I installed a sky shelf for the cat the get up onto when she need uppies and the cat tower isn’t cutting it.
Photo of a calico cat laying on a cat check, looking down over the edge at the camera, eyes half shut. The shelf is flat with ends that curve upward, made of wood with visible metal brackets. The end of a curtain roll is visible in the bottom corner of the image. The cat looks content
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Extremely old something awful forums smilie - a pixel sprite of a ghost with arms out to its side, with lettering reading “it is a mystery”
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Happy 100th birthday to Sir David Attenborough!!! Another of my TV Grandpa’s. Helping raise me with a love of nature and fascination with the world I may not otherwise have had
A picture of Sir David holding a large snake at Taronga Park Zoo in 2003. It’s looped over one shoulder and his arm is raised holding up its head which stretches toward the camera
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Maybe only funny to me, I know cat ownership makes you a bit insane but this is a trap I fall for regularly.
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Funniest exchange I’ve seen all week. Thank you @saintzoe.cuties.cloud
Screenshot of Bluesky - 
ZOE HOLE 1999: i got bottom surgery lol 

Buzzyrobin: nice! enjoy the jelly etc until you heal up. be careful of dry socket: keep an eye out for the clot coming out early. here's hoping you can get away without doing the top two!
(did you go general or local? I'm a wuss, have access issues, and didn't want to be awake for the dentist drilling away)
https://early.here's

ZOE HOLE 1999: they exploded my penis robin
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Screenshot of a TikTok video. There’s a grave headstone marked Johnson surrounded by grass, some trees in the background. There’s a person standing in front and facing the headstone, mid movement, knees bent, arms out. The caption reads “ Performing Rick and Morty by Soulja Boy for president Lyndon B Johnson”
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It’s the 2 year anniversary of this beautiful troll, Palette, entering my life.
A medium haired calico cat sitting on a stool, looking pretty and off into the middle distance Close up of a calico cat doing that stank face they do when sniffing stuff with their extra sniffing organ behind their teethA dark and blurry photo of a cat attacking a handA security camera automatic photo, of a calico cat, trying to get the camera, two paws right near the lens, top of her head poking up over the ledge, tongue out
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Photo of an orange sticker pasted onto a bin a street “graphic design is shit. Coding is shit. All I want is revenge”
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Gave my indoor cat a feather from outside to smell and she huffed it so much she did the stank face, I love the stank face
A calico cat, head down, sniffing a large white feather at her feetA calico cat, now sitting up looking at the camera, her mouth slightly open displaying some upper and lower teeth, nostrils flared, eyes a little closed. She’s doing something called a Flehman Response, inhaling through a vomeronasal organ an extra organ for smell that’s particularly good at picking up some chemicals, hormones, pheromones etc. To humans, it reads like a lot like a look of disgust
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Plugged my hometown into the Epstein files search and found the resume of a local lawyer, plugged his named back into the search and found some truly wild emails that appear mostly to have Epstein CC’d in. And one appears to be a fwd complaining about the emails
Screenshot of email forward. - saying “She sent me about 10 emails do you want all of them.”

Subject: FW: EXTREMELY URGENT: NEW SUBMISSIONS & FORMAL COMPLAINTS; TO Dr Nikola Stepanov (PhD) Queensland Integrity Commissioner & The Hon Ronald Sackville AO QC, The Royal Commission into Violence, Abuse, Neglect and Exploitation of People with Disability. -...
Date: Tue, 10 Mar 2020 13:12:40 +0000
Importance: Normal
Inline-Images: image003.jpg
She sent me about 10 emails do you want all of them.
From: Adrian Praljak <
Sent: Monday, March 9, 2020 10:29 PM
To:
Cc: Adrian Praljak <
Subject: Fwd: EXTREMELY URGENT: NEW SUBMISSIONS & FORMAL COMPLAINTS; TO Dr Nikola Stepanov (PhD) Queensland Integrity Commissioner & The Hon Ronald Sackville AO QC, The Royal Commission into Violence, Abuse, Neglect and Exploitation of People with Disability. -...
United States v. Jeffrey Epstein, 19 Cr. 490 (RMB)
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
We live in hell
Tweet from siren version with a screenshot of a zoom meeting invite “google meet show how late people will be based on meeting history. The member of the meeting have notations after their names “usually 4m late” “typically on time” “estimated 12m late”
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
For anyone else that loves adventure games I cannot rec The Drifter highly enough. The soundtrack, voice acting, script and story are all top notch. beautifully animated. It’s not reinventing the wheel but it’s elevating the genre. This is what adventure games can be! This is what I crave!!
Promo image for the game The Drifter. A stylised pixelated art style shows a bearded grisly man holding a shovel, squinting into the rain. In the background a headstone, trees, some figures in the shadows
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Just realised that nick Cave the artist kinda did this with his sound suits
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Please show me, or please create and film for my amusement - morris dancers in ghillie suits
Ghillie suit example, person covered in fake foliage suit standing T Pose in front of some bushes morris dancers example. Two rows of men in their silky folk dancing fits. White shirts and pants, straw hats, decorated with ribbons, bells and flowers. They’re holding wooden sticks out toward each other in pairs to do that bit where they click the sticks
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The winner will be, all of us
Labubu with a gun Asimo with a gun
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Asimo with a gun
The Honda Asimo walking robot, holding a big gun
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Labubu with a gun
A screenshot of an Etsy listing - “labubu accessory” $12.98 and the photo is of a green Labubu doll with a bush in the background. It’s holding a black 3D printed plastic gun
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Regretting leaving this guy behind at the op shop
A hand hold a small, handmade ceramic thingy, round and vaguely cat shaped head with two blue blobs for eyes and a pinkish sausage shape for a smile
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Screenshot of a news headline posted to Instagram by by Australian  
ABC news - Brisbane. “Mayors homeless ban falls flat after police refuse to enforce it”The image of white balding man squirting, thin lipped, looking T the camera. It’s the image associated with the infamous Onion article. “Heartbreaking: The worst person you know makes a great point”
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Backyard brain surgery looks so good on him
Screenshot from Severence season 2, episode 9. It’s Mark (Adam Scott) standing outside in the snow, a bit of 5 o’clock shadow, the helmet hair cut is more tussled. Wearing dark greeny grey shirt and jacket.
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I still wear this shirt sometimes, and every single time i think “aww, i wonder how @bonerman-inc.bsky.social is doing” and then do absolutely nothing about checking how @bonerman-inc.bsky.social is doing
A photo the top left pocket area on my shirt, it’s a grey marle shirt fabric with a pocket print that’s designed to look like a packet of Marlboro red cigarettes but with different wording. Instead of the normal government health warning “Smoking causes lung cancer” it says “huffin darts is pretty sick ay” the Marlboro logo is replaced with “yeah righto” the “filter cigarettes” is replaced with “go on have a dart” and finally  “25 class A cigarettes” is now “25 cheeky filth snags”
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Went to a suburban miniatures show today and had the very wholesome - time of my life
View of a rotating display cabinet. In each shelf are several small hand woven baskets. They very fine and intricate. There’s also some small baby figures. Also handmade and they all have male genitals? Hand made lace, it’s designed to look like a woven wall hanging, with a wooden rod at the top and the lace pattern with tassels at the edges Close up view of a section of a much large train set diorama. There’s a single story row of shops, it’s well lit inside. There’s small people missing around, and a few cars parked out front A hand built modernist house design, it’s circular and kinda beehive shaped. All white, 4 stories high, there’s an open entrance area with some palm trees inside
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
That’s a good question, I’m not sure. Trying to think about what would best be welcoming/suited to an older chronically ill woman. There’s some fee free tafe courses going including Cert 4 in cyber security and these.
List of courses. Diplomas of IT for advanced networking and cloud engineering, advanced networking and system administration, advanced programming, front end web development
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
She would LOVE that!
Looking down at my foot, and a cat, on her back, has her paws wrapped around my ankle, her back feet in the air, claws outstretched, she’s biting into my foot with a crazy look in her eye
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
She’s asleep in the same spot and the breeze is so soft. I find nothing as grounding as watching a happy pet sleep #palettecleanser
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Ahhhh probably this, I’ve saved a lot like it to be totally honest
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Why did I, in Australia, just get this message???
Screenshot of TikTok with a pop up window that reads “Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now
A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use Tiklok for now.
We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!”
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Ran across an Incred cross cultural misunderstanding on the red book app. A girl posted outfits matched with her dogs outfits. There was a comment “how you say ate in Chinese” and someone replied “but we don’t eat dogs 😡” and all the US ppl were panicing like “no no! It’s slang! It’s a good thing!!”
Screenshot from little red book app. User Yuki_Injo in an outfit similar to her dog. The dog wears a lime green vest and hat, and a black and white striped shirt. The lady wears a green cardigan, very dark green pants and fluffy tan boots. She’s holding a lime green handbagScreenshot from little red book app, at top is a still from the video, the woman is wearing denim and her Dalmatian dog is beside her on a couch. The top comment by “pc” is How you say ate in Chinese” with 67 replies below
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Made this for the group chat but you may also find some use
A stock image that’s heavily watermarked, a black silhouette  against a bright yellow sky. Of a person a top a rocky cliff, they are kneeling with their hands kinda reaching up and backward, like they are appealing to or yelling at the heavens, across the top in large red, bold, underlined, serif font it reads “SYMBOLISM”
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Holy hell this keeps escalating. This is absolutely not written by anyone at the council too.
Cell Park Logo
Dear Customer,
Further to our previous email, we would like to notify you that the court of competent jurisdiction has issued a temporary injunction prohibiting the transfer of users from CellOPark to O-Park.
The relevant municipalities/universities have also been notified of this injunction.
We are confident that this will put an end to any prohibited requests or notifications to transfer to O-
Park.
We assure you that CellOPark will continue to provide you with the same parking services as provided to date.
Once again, we apologize for the inconvenience caused.
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Okay this is from their Facebook page, so is the same person in breach, or??? What is going on
CellOPark Australia 2d •
Hi Everyone,
As some of you may already be aware, we are in process of transitioning to a new and improved platform - OPark.
It has come to our attention that an unsolicited and unauthorized email claiming that this transition has been cancelled was sent to our members.
This is not the case. If you have received such email, please ignore and delete it.
We are currently investigating and dealing with the source of this email.
This is a gradual process and while some operators have already been transitioned, some are in the process of doing so within the coming days, weeks or months.
If the operator/s where you use CellOPark have transitioned or are in the process of being transitioned in the near future, you would have received an official email from us, which includes your name, mobile and email as well as our official company details (CellOPark Australia Pty Ltd).
If the operator where you use CellOPark is going to be transitioning in the near future, you will receive an email when it's time to move.
The email will display the CellOPark -> OPark banner included in this post.In order to clarify - the transition to OPark is done in collaboration with the parking operators to ensure you receive the best possible service with the latest and greatest features and benefits.
As such, operators websites and relevant signage are, and will be, updated accordingly and should be regarded as the 'source of truth.
We sincerely apologise for the inconvenience and confusion caused and look forward to welcoming you to OPark.
Cell Park → O-Park
Australia
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
absolutely dying to know the story behind this drama unfolding in my emails
screenshot of an email from Cell-O-Park: CellOPark Logo image, big arrow image point to, O-Park Logo.
Dear ...
We hope this message finds you well.
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY! (especially the 'IMPORTANT NOTES').
We are excited to inform you about an important update that will enhance your experience with our PAYG Pay-by-Phone/App Parking services.
As part of our ongoing commitment to providing you with the best possible service, we will be transitioning your existing CellOPark account to its new and improved platform, OPark, which includes many new features and benefits.
Your account, including your registered payment token, will be securely transitioned to OPark. (As a reminder, we do not store your credit card details, only a tokenised value).
What You Need to Know:
• From Wednesday, 25 December, all parking sessions in Brisbane will be via OPark.
• Your CellOPark account has been automatically migrated to OPark, so there's no need to re-register. To enhance security, you will be prompted to set a new password the first time you log into OPark (using your registered mobile number and this email address).
• Parking sessions can be started from the OPark App, website (https:// opark.com.au) or by calling the call-to-park service at - 07 4277 1012.
• Your parking transaction history will remain accessible in the CellOPark app if needed.
What You Need to Do:
• Download the OPark App from either Google Play or the Apple Store.
• Log into the OPark App using your mobile number and set a new password when prompted. Verify and, if needed, update your details, including vehicles) and payment details.
• Continue to use CellOPark until Wednesdav. 25 December.Screenshot of an email from Cell-O-Park: CellOPark Logo
Dear Customer,
Please ignore the message that was sent to you about transmission of your account to OPark App.
It was sent by the local representative in breach of his obligations towards
CelloPark.
OPark App is not part or connected to CellOPark in anyway and your account will not be transmitted to Opark App.
In addition, CellOPark will not be responsible in anyway for OparkApp, and any defaults or additional payments or fines due to its usage.
We apologize for any inconvenience that may have been caused by the that message.
Please ignore any future messages regarding transmission of your account from
CellOPark Australia.
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The album cover for Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
You’ve been SEEN #palettecleanser
Palette the cat peering just over the edge of a basket, her eyes looking down and to the side, irises like pinheads, she’s locked in on the camera
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Update! www.change.org/p/bluesky-mu...
Screen shot of the petition “bluesky must enforce its community guidelines equally” now showing a signature count of 20,031
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Post a PERFECT album from the 90d that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
The album cover of Green Day’s Dookie
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
NEVERMIND! I reinstalled the app and it’s there. I’m cooked
Screenshot of pocket casts end of year wrapped. It says “you listened to 71. Different shows and 588 episodes in total”
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Me when I gotta escape the misery of every, other, thing and go full XMAS MODE
A calico cat attacking Christmas tree branches. She’s blurry, one very dilated eye visible, back arched, paws a flurry
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Ohhh noooo, I’m trapped
Screenshot from clearly showing my profile and that I’m currently blocking 69 accounts
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I bumped my thigh into the end of my bed a couple of days ago and the bruise is getting pretty impressive, although half hidden under a tattoo. Who wants to see?
Close up of a very pale, white thigh. Two fingers for scale around the end of a bruise and some pink and green from a large tattoo at the other. The bruise is spotty purple but mostly a green/yellow. It’s about 4 inches long and 1 and a half wide
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Love to see a murder in the replies to a fake outrage post
A screenshot of a replies thread between user @jrhennessy.com and @rationaljack. 

JRHennessy replies to the original fake outrage post about the Wicked movie with: It’s just. I’m so tired. 
Rationaljack: “I’m so tired” - this is memetic programmed speech. Big red flag for an NPC. 
JRHennessy: Where does being unable to detect irony fit into your failsafe NOC detection system 
Rationaljack: Are you an American who doesn’t know what irony is?
JRHennessy: Very feeble reply, we can wrap this one up. All the best big dog
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
#palettecleanser we went for a walk in a break in the rain
A calico cat in a black pet pram/stroller. Viewed from in front, you can see her through a mesh semi circle at the bottom and then a large mesh viewing area at the top. The pram is parked next to a bush and the area generally looks wet. It’s only just visible but she is wearing a black harness vest
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Insanely impressed with Business Santa on the commute this morning.
Candid shot of a man waiting at a traffic light. He’s wearing a suit jacket and pants in matching dark blue with a pattern of large  snowman images and sparkly snow. He’s also wearing a pointed leather shoe and carrying a laptop bag.
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Palette cleanser time! I love this cat, she’s so fun and playful but not very affectionate. No doubt due to being abandoned so young, and not socialised with ppl or other cats. So catching her sleeping at the bottom of the bed this morning is such a win. (Her name is Palette) #palettecleanser #cat
A sleeping calico cat, curled into a circle. She’s on a grey fleece blanket. She has a very fluffy tail and her face is pressed into the fluff
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It’s important that adding alt text is part of your posting habit right from the get go! You can also turn on this setting so you’ll never forget
Screenshot of a settings page on a bluesky app. Accessibility Settings - 
Alt text - require alt text before posting (this option is selected)
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Found my old DS and apparently the internal clock is still in 2012
A hand holding open a red Nintendo 3DS. The top screen has Isabelle from animal crossing standing under a spotlight saying “In GIRLGANG, it’s Sunday, January 1st, 2012, and the current time is 12:00am”
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Just got back from a walk with her in the cat pram/stroller. I can never be controlled by shame again, I am INVINCIBLE. I have reached peak #catlady
A look from the back into a black pet pram/stroller. There’s a mesh window that shows the calico cat inside, sitting up looking out the front. She has a black harness on that’s embroidered with her name “Palette” in orange.
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A Frockwork Orange @hacklock.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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