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✡️. Delis, Habs, Expos, Victoire, Rocket, Als, Impact, Simpsons, Jeopardy, Poutine, Bagels, References, Laughs. Montrealer living in South Florida. Analytics+Intangibles lover.

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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Next up: Norris Trophy
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Have not seen a single tweet about who the Habs have taken out to dinner.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Not sure how this will translate to the AHL but he posted great numbers all year.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
They did it!
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The Lions are 20 minutes away from winning the Kelly Cup
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Go Als
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
They're going to surprise Lane Hutson with the Calder trophy and he's just going to be doing solo drills in Brossard.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Definitely not the finish the Rocket wanted but holy crap what a year for that group. They were young and hungry and showed just how serious this organization is about their future. Finally.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Rocket have completely fallen off the face of the earth.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
WWE releasing R Truth has to be a work right?
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Technically still a Hab
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Some of the most insane nepo shit I have seen. I wonder if he knew he was on the way out and then forced his soon to be former bosses to pay his son millions of dollars over a few years. Wow.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
My gut says Edmonton brings it home this year. As good as Florida is I can't see McDavid and Draisaitl getting to the final twice without winning. Peak NHL to have the worst final schedule imaginable.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I'm all for dog content but is it the draft yet?
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/r/Habs @habsonreddit.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
So Ivan Demidov, who broke Kirill Kaprizov’s U-20 record for most points in a season, loses the KHL Rookie of the Year award because he chose to remain in Montreal for the summer & not go back to Russia 🇷🇺 for the awards ceremony.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Had the chance to sign last summer. Chose Nashville. Now regretting it and wants to "go home." I totally understand choosing an extra 10+M but opining for "going home" after the team you chose over MTL finished last is pretty hilarious. 2nd rounder and Nashville retains half.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Trois Rivières eliminated the three time reigning Kelly Cup champs Florida Everblades last night to advance to Kelly Cup final. The Rocket play game one of the East Final tonight. The Habs made the playoffs. We're beginning to see what a Winning Culture looks like.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Not exactly sure when the Hurricanes became the 90s and 2000s Devils but here we are.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
That drives me crazy from Schmidt. It's the fucking third round the playoffs you have a chance to go up in an elimination game. Grow up.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The Rocket! Has to be Primeau the rest of the way right? Fowler will be fine, there's too much at stake for the rest of the team at this point.
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Incredible deflection here by Farrell, look at how quickly that puck dips Devon Levi never had a chance
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
17th, Europa Champs
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Carolina gets exposed as frauds in the final four while Colorado or Dallas had to get bounced in round one. I'm not sure what my point is but I know the final four aren't the best four. The system!
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Really hope Dundon overreacts to this.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Happy that Darche is seemingly getting his chance. Happy that the door to the Islanders isn't closed. Happy that someone who will likely be the GM of the Habs at some point is cutting his teeth with the big job.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Carolina the worst good team in the league.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
1. "I used to do drugs. I still do but I used to too." 2. "I write jokes for a living, I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny"
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Just because aware of the Flovechkin nickname. Unreal.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Canada losing 2-1 to Denmark with the roster they had is a major embarrassment. They were absolutely loaded and should have easily won this tournament. That's hockey.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Still can't believe Spurs won the Europa League
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
That's the stuff
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a white unicorn is running in a field with a rainbow in the background
ALT: a white unicorn is running in a field with a rainbow in the background
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
OH WHEN THE SPURS
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The narrative is crushed baybeeeeee 17th in PL and Euro League Champs!!!!
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR WON AN ACTUAL TROPHY!!
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Bergevin being in charge of the Islanders in any capacity shuts the door on any trade IMO. We know Bergevin to be an emotional and, dare I say, petty person. Never say never but I would cross any Islanders off of your wishlists.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Toronto's slogan couldn't be more accurate. One of the better Rake Steps I have seen.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
BREAKING: Toronto
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
You can see the exact moment
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Na na naaaa na. NA NA NAAA NAAAA
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Because Gd hates the Leafs too
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Meow
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Embarrassing for Florida
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Regular season champs and again fall flat in the playoffs. Honeymoon is over, fair to ask questions.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Would be great if the Victoire played better
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Carey Price doing bull riding and rodeo during the offseason and the Habs getting pissed about it.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Landed in Montreal for a wedding. $21 CAD for a Dog, Poutine and a Julep is fucked.
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Bo Horvat
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HabsLaughs @habslaughs.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Lyle Odelein
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