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Haak B

@haakb.bsky.social
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Just a dude, the English cigarette kind English/Norwegian. "Manners are love in a cool climate" Quentin Crisp open.spotify.com/track/0u6UJMJUhKTr… Anti Nazi

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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 1h
Thyroid going mental
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justfara @justfara.bsky.social · 10h
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 5h
That's her thyroid- doesn't look too healthy- like the rest of her. Bangs and bad makeup is red flag nr 1 when wondering if someone has a mental illness
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 17h
And they are not on testosteron
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 17h
As a Norwegian I can guarantee that he will not receive the Nobel peace prize.
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who told this crow's nest that she can sing? Those pipes are rustier than the water lines on the Titanic.
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As an adult, be as stupid as you want to - but keep the children away from raw milk
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I correct AI almost every day. You'll get an answer, but you need to fact check everything- almost like asking Trump and question
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only prices that are down are on bribery
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's fascinating how so many can be so corrupt and even more standing in the wings watching, clapping and buying their own peanuts
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most exclusive dinner in the world - that's eating with me on a Friday after a horrible workweek. Because that will hardly ever happen- and if it does I pay. So leave your bitcoin at home
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Narcissistic piece of human waste.
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's so studied and rehearsed- every step, word and hand gesture. And since that's not normal a lot of people get drawn in and eat it up because the performance speak to them.
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you can't bring back slavery for one group, make everyone slaves
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😂😂😂
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So around 5'8" - 5'9"? Or lower?
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Elon, Newt and this foot fungus hybrid? Nation's best minds?
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just spank bank material- got it
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made the news in Norway
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did they find out they are working for free?
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only in America do they deny children free lunch while forcing them to read about Jesus feeding the hungry.
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The queens wants muscles
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Even the non-white members of the jury?
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LORI SCHAFFER @lorihjschaffer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Agreed- this only shows how good the dog has you trained
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Biggest threat to the world right now are American billionaires- not the press, import, immigrants, democrats, pregnant women,voters, trans athletes, Cuba, Haiti or Canada
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I bet that if you let them, women that loves crocheting could change the world
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The axolotl one ❤️
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Axolotl Says Hi
ALT: Axolotl Says Hi
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hurting the president’s feelings isn’t a national security threat Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's a crush
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And not an American journalist.. again
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SupremeWitchZara @supremewitchzara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Glass Jaw and crypto scam Logan - fine role models
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me in Oslo figuring out we are not one of 59 - and really happy about that
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Shagarita Shalymar
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 17/09/2026
Says man who thinks this look is cool.
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Norwegian humor- we love talking with that over the top Norwegian accent. It's really,really føn
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No facial hair, wrinkles or mimic- he's like pre-make up drag queen. The kind that no-one like or find charming or funny. Something is not right with him.
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cancer I think
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He looks like a talking corpse
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That look the interpretor gives Jared and Putin gives Witkoff. I bet there will be sauna activities after negotiations.
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Trump and his gang are just the Tate-brothers before the arrest. Scams, lies, extortions, fake religious, threats, multiple baby-mamas, sex crimes, shouting "alphas", bad fashion sence and so much more. But there is no pending trials overseas for Trump or Vance in pedal pushers. Too bad
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fahrenheit, grams, meter, Gulf of America and now the lake. When your friends are Russia, North Korea and your maps are tailor made for the special little snowflake, I don't know what more we can do for you America.
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I travelled almost coast to coast in Canada earlier this year and I will say that the hatred of Trump was high all across.
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, then, you are an excellent leader. Dolly Parton - A leader, a great artist and a real mench
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Dolly Parton's Iconic Smile
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What in the gay country wedding is this? America fix yourself!
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If only America .. start by going outside. Be the change. You have waited years for someone to tell you what to do. Open the door and start something.
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Kim Sherrell @web.kim · 12/08/2026
The Lakers are going to have to change their name to The Soulless Data Center Swamplanders.
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And she's off. And will not be missed
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Flip Leavitt Speaking at Podium
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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
She has some sort of button she presses when he's about to tip over - gives him a shock or something. It's a madhouse on steroids
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