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H4DES

@h4des.bsky.social
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incessant shitposter | software engineer | CBRN trained and certified (source: me)

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 20/08/2026
Jacob animorph-ing into a fighter jet. Animorphs font text says "Ace Combat"
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wren! @tropical-rouge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
-hey fred, gimme a gyaru
-gyaru
-and hold the spray tan
-hold the spray tan?
-and no gaudy fashion or makeup
-no gaudy fashion or makeup?!
-hey jimmy, gimme a gyaru with nothin'
-nothin'?!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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ippers @ippers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
u.m.a.
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404 Media @404media.co · 15/05/2026
NEW: ArXiv, the open-access repository of preprint academic research, will ban authors of papers for a year if they submit obviously AI-generated work. www.404media.co/new-arxiv-ru...
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ArXiv to Ban Researchers for a Year if They Submit AI Slop
The change comes as arXiv and others struggle to manage an influx of AI-generated materials masquerading as rigorous science.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)
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LaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I Don’t Need An Ai Summary Of An Email I Can Just READ The EMAIL
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 20/04/2026
Sgt Celestino Chavez Jr, accounted for in 2025, given full burial honors and posthumous medals in New Mexico
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Remains of US soldier who went missing in Korean war laid to rest after 75 years
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martha shearer @marthashearer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.
deli&cia food place
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park

"One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"
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Siobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Last Stand
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note
"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope."

Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war.

A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic.

Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope.

https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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Alien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 09/04/2026
There's this influential first person game from the mid-2000s that's a short but very tight experience, isn't gun focused, has unique gameplay mechanics, is all about platforming, only received one massively expanded sequel, and has an ending theme song called "Still Alive." No wait, there's two.
The box art for Portal, featuring a stick figure diagram of someone falling through a portal.The box art for Mirror's Edge, featuring its protagonist Faith, a young Asian woman, in front of a white city scape.
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
💛+🩷
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Daily bunny no.3279 goes fishing for ducklings
A bunny poolhand uses a net to fish out ducklings who have snuck into a private pool. A sign nearby says "NO SWIMMING", and the ducklings are trying to get back in the pool as soon as they are fished out.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Easter Buni :3
A black-and-white cat in bunny ears looks at the camera
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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GrayWalf @graywalf.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the snoofing
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H4DES @h4des.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Mr president they hit the second notepad
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ラスカル @rascal1017.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
手でハート作って下さーーい!
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H4DES @h4des.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Accidentally microwaved the cup w/ my preworkout and it tastes like tea/kombucha .-.
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Kurt @handle.invalid · 22/01/2026
sgt mom
Aki Hinata from Sgt Frog in a green frog themed one piece swimsuit
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H4DES @h4des.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Maybe I should try e-dating / getting a discord kitten. Dating apps suck
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Bea @ANYC I-07 @bealenoir.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Super Creek #umamusume
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H4DES @h4des.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Sometimes just need F14 RWR sounds just blasting in my ear as I drive on I-81
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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
she got you matching fits...
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ShibeDraws @shibedraws.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Look at me Trainer! #umamusume #art
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Zoro Fab @zorofab.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Ya know what? I'll manifest it here.
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H4DES @h4des.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The millenials who say "the country you grew up in no longer exists" and posts nostalgiabait edits honestly might be worse than boomers
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H4DES @h4des.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
How long until the RAM shortage gets so bad that we go back to relays and vacuum tubes
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H4DES @h4des.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Are smoking rooms like a thing of the past or something? Can't find anywhere to smoke comfortably in sub 15 temperature
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
figured out what this weird little rack on my moped is for
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
teasing on office hours
an artwork by Spindle of the character Ev, a rabbitfolk woman with long blonde hair and blue eyes. She's leaning on her back with legs propped up by a stack of papers, while pulling at her office skirt. Her jacket is slid down, revealing a white bra with the text "Quivelle" on it (an in-universe fashion/clothing brand)
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Dnaitari @dnaitari.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Panty or Stocking?
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Ben Hart @pavlovforgoths.com · 20/10/2025
here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update
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Crawling out of my hole to remind people that with this current update to Firefox (version 144) they've gone and dumped in their lot with a buncha lil AI tools, namely Perplexity as a new search engine.

So if the sound of that leaves your mouth tasting of tar, here's what you want to do:

In the url bar, type in about:config

It'll give you a big scary warning page that you might poke holes in your browser. Good. You want to do that. Click continue.

One by one, you're going to need to put each of these into the search bar in the page, not up top:
browser.ml.enable
browser.ml.chat.enabled
extensions.ml.enabled
browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled
browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled
browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled

Each of these are gonna have a lil toggle icon on the right hand side that looks like a funky double-ended arrow. Click that and the value next to it should change to false. It all auto saves as you go. Some of these might already be set to false by default and that's peachy.

The next best thing you can do for yourself is to set your default search engine to udm14 or Qwant, but for now, we're just tidying the garden a lil bit.
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mergerwitter 💭 @mergerwitter.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
super creek? ❌ super beach ✅ #umamusume #ウマ娘
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
i'm so proud of my first croissants
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伊丹澄一 @itami431.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
どうしたの?
Tシャツで汗を拭う女の子
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Oniilus @oniilus.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Dessert time🍰 🍽️
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Arvy @arvy.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
I enjoy making DOS-inspired interfaces with a bit of a human touch
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ささくまきょうた @sasakumakyouta.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
FGOバニー乳上🐰金ビキニ👙✨✨
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livi Ი𐑼 @bunnyfangs236.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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Radio&Nukes @radioandnukes.com · 29/04/2025
Middle American here! If a Democratic president signed this, my state would've deputized every gun owner overnight. Agreeing with the idea doesn’t make it constitutional. This is the domestic PATRIOT Act — aimed inward, not abroad. Liberty is liberty, no matter which party threatens it.
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KAJIN @kajin.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Anarchy bunnies 🐰✨ www.patreon.com/c/kajin
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山野ろかみず @en6cumxx0re6ffz.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
オグリキャップ #ウマ娘
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