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H0FF3R

@h0ff3r.com
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Husband to my amazing wife, father to 1 human and 3 cats, Yooper, and aspiring Information Security semi-professional. Having fun with Apple Shortcuts and AT Protocol lately. My bot is @h0ff3r-bot.bsky.social All opinions are my own.

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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 14/09/2026
This was my latest woodworking project. My wife wanted a shelf to the side of the oven so she can prepare food and put things on while cooking. It is made out of leftover cedar I used for the garden beds with a coating of butcher block oil and some heavy duty hinges I got from Amazon.
A large pot and a level sitting on a hanging shelf in a kitchen. The shelf also is covering a door partially. The shelf is made out of wood, and appears natural. The rest of the kitchen cabinet is colored white.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 02/05/2026
I built this out of pallets and wood that was left by the previous homeowner to keep wood for my sauna and eventual fire pit this summer.
A picture of a section of a backyard. There is a chain link fence, and beyond that are woods in the background. On the ground are 3 pallets, and a third is connected on the right side vertically.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 29/03/2026
Had to go out do one last weekend before leave the city. Will be glad to take more saunas, but I will honestly miss being walking distance from the mystery beers.
Text on a bathroom wall “No Flush Until They Release The Files”
A Detroit Fan Zone IPA can and a Miller Light bottleA Black Rocks pint glass quarter full with the background of a thermostat with a temp of 69 degrees
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 25/01/2026
Taken at the Cold Iron Brewery bathrooms in Ironwood, MI.
Photo of a brewery bathroom wall. The text reads “Fuck you DJT”
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 25/12/2025
I hope you have a great holiday! Merry Christmas from Santa!
Me dressed as Santa in my relatives basement to surprise the children for Christmas. 

You see my face with a white fake beard and wig with a Christmas hat. I am wearing a read Santa suit and glasses with no lens.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 11/09/2025
Went to a store this week, and this was a sign in a restroom. Absolutely made my day, and I hope it makes yours better as well.
A door in a bathroom. The first sign says “employees must wash hands before returning to work”. The second sign is a whole bunch of gooses asking the question “Are you pooping?”
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 19/08/2025
So I guess the White House has an offical TikTok account. I also think they might be trying to ban TikTok still?
A Google search of White House TikTok . 

The results are from Rueters, Yahoo News Canada and The White House. Both the Rueters and Yahoo News stories have headlines of the the White House launching a TikTok account. The White House has the headline of Extending the TikTok Enforcement Delay
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 15/08/2025
An unamused cat wearing a rainbow colored hat
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 26/07/2025
Today was Blueberry Festival here in town. Here are a few photos from the day.
An elephant ear that already got some pieces torn off because it was so good. A Low Hanging Fruit with blueberries floating it in. This is in a social district cup and the background is sidewalk. The Bromley Bookstore bus
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 22/07/2025
I’m not sure we should take advice from someone who posts about women and also post this picture of their room.
A photo of Asmongold’s room. This was posted by himself https://x.com/Asmongold/status/1552100708958224385/photo/1
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 14/07/2025
This is a fun little shortcut to get a random post from a user.
This is a screenshot of a short cut using the AT Toolbox. It will ask the user to input a handle. The will use the List Records action to list records in the collection app.bsky.feed.post for the given handle. It will then get a random record and show the text value.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 13/07/2025
Ok so I go this working using AT Toolbox and the last.fm API. The next post from my bot will be what it looks like I have have no song playing according to last.fm
A screenshot of the song Radioactive by Imagine Dragons in the Spotify player
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 12/07/2025
Hehe sorry but this one is a bit funny. I will eventually move those to an account that is for automated posts, but I’m building this when I have time. I am also working on sharing how I do this. As a bonus here is a picture from our fire tonight.
A fire in my backyard in the backyard. I am holding a Spotted Cow by New Glarus Brewing Co.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 11/07/2025
This was made possible by using the AT Toolbox by @baileytownsend.dev and a very simple shortcut. I am excited to play more with this fun tool.
List of actions in an iOS Shortcut. There are 3 actions.

Get current weather at
Current Location

Get the AT Identifier for
@hOff3r.com

Make a
& Text post from
Get AT Identifier
saying
Weather Conditions
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 08/07/2025
Bruh what did I just read. This person might need a different exam.
2:36
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CompTIA
r/CompTIA
u/Glittering-Bluebird1 • 2h
Exam revoked? NET+
N+ Question
So I was about 5 questions away from finishing my network+ exam (I saved the PBQs for last) and in what I would describe as not my proudest moment...
I reached for an empty water bottle off of my desk and took a gentlemens leak under my desk out of view of the proctor The proctor put a message on my screen saying to move into camera view and once I did the proctor revoked my exam with my last 5 questions unanswered
I was upset but kind of understood that I should've just went on and soldiered through even if I pissed myself to do it however I can't go back so l'll just retest
A little bit later I log onto ComptiA and see that my exam is listed as a pass I'm just curious if my exam score was high enough without the last 5 questions to pass Will my certification stand or be revoked?
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 08/07/2025
Meg Swan from “Best in Show” holds up a stuffed fish saying This is a fish.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 29/06/2025
I am pretty sure I eat a normal diet for the Midwest and/or Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Maybe a Yooper diet. I could go for some hot dogs or sloppy joes though for sure.
A graphical chart from IDRlabs showing I prefer on the lower/lower middle class food. https://www.idrlabs.com/food-preference/test.php
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 20/06/2025
Ok so I made this in the Meta AI app because I thought no way could it work.
Yoda smoking a joint. This was made with AI. No idea why Meta AI even allows this to be made.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 20/06/2025
Today a deer joined us in the backyard. He was about 15 feet away from us walking through as I was laying gravel around our fire pit.
A deer walking in a back yard that is wooded
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 19/06/2025
Last night we had a fire, and it was quite relaxing.
A fire pit with sticks and logs inside on fire. There are logs drying by the fire pit. There is a man’s hand holding an open Oberon Light in the front of the photo. The background is wooded.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 17/06/2025
I forgot to take a pic of the fire we had this past weekend so have a fire from a couple weeks ago.
A fire in a fire pit, and a can of Miller Lite are in the for front of the photo. A man is holding the can. In the background is some woods.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 13/06/2025
Today has been a great birthday. I’m excited to spend the weekend surrounded by family as we celebrate my son’s birthday and mine.
A rocky beach on Lake Superior
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 03/06/2025
I give you a picture of a doe deer eating watermelon in my backyard
Doe deer eating water in a wooded area Doe deer eating water in a wooded area
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 30/05/2025
It was so nice today. We decided to get some pizza and beers at a local brewery with a local food truck that makes wood fired pizzas. This is the Bums Beach at Ore Dock Brewing.
A wheat ale in a glass sitting on a table. In the background is some hot wheels, some pizza, napkins, and an arm.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 24/05/2025
Got some natural spring water while in town visiting my parents this weekend
A man filling a stainless steel cup up natural spring water. The cup has a sticker on it that says “Stay Weird”, and a hand doing the peace symbol in pride colors. The word weird is upside down and backwards.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 10/05/2025
At my parents house and they have a bird nest in their yard
A picture of a birds nest in a tree with baby birds in the nest
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 09/05/2025
The discover feed can sometimes be magical
Screenshot of BlueSky posts. 

jack @j4ck.xyz • 4m
feels right to post this here
Picture of a text exchange. In the exchange is a photo of a dog.
What's your dogs name?
4:45 PM
Jerry
4:46 PM 
Jerry?? Why?
4:47 PM

Followed be another post 
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.so... • 6m
stay safe out there
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 05/05/2025
May The 4th Be With You
A man wearing pajamas that look like a storm trooper holding Mace Windu’s light saber
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter Weekend to all no matter how you spend it. This is a Spotted Cow by New Glarus, and is only available in Wisconsin. #BeerSky
Partially drank beer sitting on a coaster on a bar top. The coaster is an ad for the dispensary Fire Station, and below the beer it says “ Stop, Shop & Roll”.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 16/04/2025
We are not using real eggs to dye. I’m aware that this is a bit consumeristic, but we found some fake plastic eggs that you can dye and used those instead.
12 dyed plastic Easter Eggs
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 12/04/2025
Rare selfie of mine that includes a fish. It was a blast bringing the little one to an aquarium today with family.
A selfie of a man and a fish
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 05/04/2025
This week was rather difficult, but having #FishFryFriday with the family helps tremendously.
Fish fry basket with fries. Next to it is a glass of cold beer and a cup of water. The fish is pike / perch. The beer is a Grand Rabbits from Black Rocks Brewing Company
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 15/03/2025
The next and last is a Black Light by Anderson Valley Brewing Company. This one is a low carb dark beer, but I am not a fan of dark beers.
Black Light by Anderson Valley Brewing Company on a bar top
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 15/03/2025
First one of the night is a Wild T Mango by Wild Ohio. This is a gluten free beer with tea in it. Honestly quite tasty and refreshing. These would be nice on the beach or a hike in the summer as well.
Wild T Mango by Wild Ohio beer on a bar top
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 14/03/2025
My son and I have a thing we do before bed where we will sit and read. Sometimes he wants to sit in my lap and I will read to him, and sometimes he will sit in his own chair and read. Finally getting back into this series and sharing my love of Star Wars is so fun and heartwarming.
A hardcover copy of Star Wars: The High Republic, The Fallen Star. The background is a kids room. A man’s hand is holding the book
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 12/03/2025
Just an FYI for others that this page does in fact still exist. One thing I will point out is that this site never prompted for cookies when being visited.
Screenshot of information about a malicious site. The site is supposed to be for Joann Fabrics, but the url is joannoffical[.]com . The site was first indexed by Google in June of 2024
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 18/02/2025
I promise I am helping you make the bed dad
A cat rolling under the covers as the bed is being made. The bed has floral print sheets
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 09/02/2025
My son found this amazing piece of ice today while we played outside. However he did attempt to strike me with it like a cleaver so I had to apprehend him.
Piece of ice in the shape of a blade. The handle is also part of the ice and is being held with a black mitten. The background is snow.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 26/01/2025
If you see this quote with flowers from your gallery.
Photo of roses and sunflowers sitting on a piece of wood. In the center of one of the sunflower there are 2 wedding rings. These are the focal point of the photo.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 25/01/2025
Happy #Caturday from Esmeralda and Wanda
A gray cat with a multi colored hat onA cat with a multi colored hat on
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 23/01/2025
Using the below muted words I am not sure what exactly has happened politically on social media. It is nice, but I am going to have to find this information elsewhere.
A screenshot of the muted words menu in the BlueSky app, displayed on a dark background. The list includes the following muted words: “nazi,” “Republican,” “Democrat,” “Trump,” and “Musk,” each followed by the text “in text & tags.” To the right of each muted word, there is an “X” icon for removing the word from the muted list. The design is clean and minimalistic.

ALT text generated by AI
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 16/01/2025
Enjoy this photo of my cat that showed up in my memories from 2019.
A photo of a closeup of a surprised cat face. The caption says “When you trusted a fart and you where wrong”
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 11/01/2025
If you see this post something orange
3 pumpkins. 1 is painted. 1 is carved as the Paw Patrol logo. 1 is carved as a face. This appears to be taken on a front porch.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 28/12/2024
This photo always cracks me up, and I hope it give you a smile as well. This photo was taken over a year ago while we were working on cleaning up after a day of play with our child. Our cat decided it needed a spot to sit. #HappyCaturday
A cat sitting in a child’s toy. The toy is much to small for her
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 22/12/2024
The hotel I am staying at has lamps with Ethernet jacks on them, but the lamp is not plugged into a port in the wall.
The base of a lamp. There is a power outlets, on/off switch, and an Ethernet jack. Beside the Ethernet jack is a sticker that reads “Hi-Speed CAT. 5”.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 22/12/2024
We brought our little one skiing for the first time today. He had only smiles, and had no issues with ski boots or skis. He had so much fun, and I am so happy that he loves the snow!
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 21/12/2024
This is a throwback to when I was an intern
A picture of a boar behind a fence. The caption reads “when you come to work for IT”
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 15/12/2024
Tonight we had the chance of having a date night thanks to both my mom and daycare. Each year a gift to the parents they give us a few hours at night while they watch the kids. After having fun at the party we went downtown. Had s’mores and then had a drink at a local distillery
A marshmallow roasting over a fire. The fire is in the town square. An espresso martini
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 13/12/2024
Closeup photo of a cats face
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 07/12/2024
This is one reason why this is a great platform
A screenshot of a social media skeet by Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social), dated December 6, 2024, at 7:58 PM. The skeet reads: “Does anyone who actually understands atprotocol pretty deeply follow me?? I have so many questions…” The skeet has 15 reposts, 1 quote, 758 likes, and 66 replies.

Below the skeet, there is a reply from Paul Frazee (@pfrazee.com), saying “sure,” with 278 likes. Hank Green responds, “Oh…well…” with 91 likes. Paul Frazee replies again: “I’ll answer any questions you have! I just have one rule: no falling in love with me.”
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