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Husband to my amazing wife, father to 1 human and 3 cats, Yooper, and aspiring Information Security semi-professional. Having fun with Apple Shortcuts and AT Protocol lately. My bot is @h0ff3r-bot.bsky.social All opinions are my own.

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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 06/10/2026
Found out my boss got the job I applied for. This is a weird turn of events.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 01/10/2026
Saw a BMW use both of their blinkers and go the speed limit. I honestly had no idea that was even possible.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 26/09/2026
Dad and I got 3rd in a cribbage tournament today #UncleSams #PumpkinFest
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 17/09/2026
What did you do today? I named a printer “Big Chungus”
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 14/09/2026
This was my latest woodworking project. My wife wanted a shelf to the side of the oven so she can prepare food and put things on while cooking. It is made out of leftover cedar I used for the garden beds with a coating of butcher block oil and some heavy duty hinges I got from Amazon.
A large pot and a level sitting on a hanging shelf in a kitchen. The shelf also is covering a door partially. The shelf is made out of wood, and appears natural. The rest of the kitchen cabinet is colored white.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 07/09/2026
Thinking of creating content of me getting a sauna ready and working around my house on various projects. Not sure how to even pull it off as I can’t even consistently post to this account.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 31/08/2026
People that mount things using flathead screws are mean. People that paint over every screw white for the aesthetics are evil.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 01/08/2026
Attending a fireman’s picnic and camping for the first time with our kid. It is an annual family tradition, but this is the first year we could all join up this year. Excited to see the lawm mower races and the fire trucks with our kid.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 08/07/2026
Cutting grass with push mower : preferred shape is a square Eating a pizza : preferred shape is a circle made into triangles
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 31/05/2026
I’m fighting a chipmunk that keeps coming in and out of my garage. Does anyone have a good nickname that I can use for them?
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 17/05/2026
Hate the fact that the previous homeowner painted over every screw instead of just buying white ones. End up stripping most of them since the paint is so thick in them. #homeownership #homeimprovement
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 02/05/2026
I built this out of pallets and wood that was left by the previous homeowner to keep wood for my sauna and eventual fire pit this summer.
A picture of a section of a backyard. There is a chain link fence, and beyond that are woods in the background. On the ground are 3 pallets, and a third is connected on the right side vertically.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 11/04/2026
I’m still quite amazed and proud of my wife and I. We have been able to work hard enough and have been lucky enough to be able to get 2 houses by 30. We just got our new house, and we are so excited to have more yard and space for the family to grow.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 29/03/2026
Had to go out do one last weekend before leave the city. Will be glad to take more saunas, but I will honestly miss being walking distance from the mystery beers.
Text on a bathroom wall “No Flush Until They Release The Files”
A Detroit Fan Zone IPA can and a Miller Light bottleA Black Rocks pint glass quarter full with the background of a thermostat with a temp of 69 degrees
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 14/03/2026
Between closing on a house and selling our house having a sauna at my parents is amazing. This is some of the hardest things I have ever done with how much history we have made in the time we have lived at our house.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 20/02/2026
I’m not sure how much more of this wet heavy snow I can move. I already have a crack in my shovel from last night, and it is snowing again.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 02/02/2026
This past week has been a long one. We officially started house hunting and life doesn’t just wait around. h0ff3r.com/blog/tales-f...
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Tales From the Northwoods I have decided to name my personal blogs “Tales from the Northwoods” as they could embody personal stories and experiences, or tales I find worth it to share from my neck of ...
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 01/02/2026
Struggling with what to title my blog with. I got a series name as I want this to be more personal, so I am thinking use the date I publish. It will also have the date in the post itself as all my posts have a date.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 29/01/2026
The journey begins. My first blog post. I am going to try and stick with a weekly cadence. I am hoping this is a good outlet, and allows me to get some brain power flowing. h0ff3r.com/blog/my-firs...
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My First Post
Hello World I built this website, because I want a way to share my voice that does not rely on a social media platform, and to share my learned experience or how I see the world through my eyes. I am ...
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 28/01/2026
I have decided this week to make a website. I am learning as I go along with it. You can see it at h0ff3r.com I am using Hugo with the Ananke theme, and deploying it via Cloudflare. So far it has nothing on it, and to be honest I’m not sure what I’ll put on it. However I am learning.
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Hello World!! Welcome to my website. More to come.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 25/01/2026
Taken at the Cold Iron Brewery bathrooms in Ironwood, MI.
Photo of a brewery bathroom wall. The text reads “Fuck you DJT”
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 23/01/2026
Quote post a gif with a clue of where you’re from…
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the name edmund is on the side of a ship
Alt: Short gif of the boat made Edmund Fitzgerald
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Jayson E. Street💜🤗💜 @jaysonstreet.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I was recently laid off, so I’m officially open to new opportunities. If you need a Hacker, or a teachable moment using Red Team tactics. I can also be a trainer, community builder & liaison. I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share! 💜🤗💜
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 21/01/2026
I successfully changed my domain over to use Cloudflare and got my handle back.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 31/12/2025
As a dad this is one of my favorite days of the year. I can tell people I will see them next year and it is almost always true.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 25/12/2025
I hope you have a great holiday! Merry Christmas from Santa!
Me dressed as Santa in my relatives basement to surprise the children for Christmas. 

You see my face with a white fake beard and wig with a Christmas hat. I am wearing a read Santa suit and glasses with no lens.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 03/12/2025
My kid helped me shovel today and during breaks got a ride in the Yooper Scooper. Ending with falling into the snow and cuddling. Days and nights like these are some of the most amazing times, and I can’t wait to see what other snow adventures he gets into.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 27/09/2025
Attending karaoke at a very small bar in my hometown
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 21/09/2025
This is a #Parenting tip for traveling. If you have a young child that you can not leave alone, hang out in the bathroom. Always a door that if you need you can crack open to hear, but still separate. Allows us to decompress while being in close quarters.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 11/09/2025
Went to a store this week, and this was a sign in a restroom. Absolutely made my day, and I hope it makes yours better as well.
A door in a bathroom. The first sign says “employees must wash hands before returning to work”. The second sign is a whole bunch of gooses asking the question “Are you pooping?”
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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I've got a lot of work on, so naturally I ignore it all and do something silly instead. Here is the Mcdonald's Fries Theorum. 🧵
Two boxes of McDonalds fries, one medium, one large.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 05/09/2025
Now I can’t even park on my street when I come home for lunch, because the city has decided to use an automated garbage and recycling program. They also have to be 2-4 feet into the road. This is absolute garbage. www.uppermichiganssource.com/2025/09/05/m...
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Marquette Public Works urges proper garbage, recycling cart placement
Carts should have at least three feet of space between all objects, including other carts.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 02/09/2025
Have the day off before I start a new job. Planning on getting an oil change and taking the time to relax before I start. Will be working in the cannabis industry and not the healthcare industry. Excited to see where this journey takes me.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 01/09/2025
open.spotify.com/track/3RiPr6...
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Dr. JMW @jamarmontez.com · 30/08/2025
Nothing makes me feel more ‘dude’ than watching this entire vid.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 26/08/2025
I may have accidentally or on purpose started building a RSS reader/agreegator via Apple Shortcuts and Apple Reminders. Not sure how much I’ll build this out, but this seems like a good way to learn about RSS.
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 23/08/2025
Current* conditions near Marquette, MI:
Northern view from Mt. Mesnard overlooking the city of Marquette and Marquette Bay in Lake Superior. // Image captured at: 2025-08-23 20:48:02 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Marquette: 67.42 F | 19.68 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: WNW at 18.410 mph | 29.62 kph // Humidity: 65%
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 21/08/2025
My shortcut through campus is no longer a shortcut as it is now move in weekend
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
This is a pretty good bit
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Bailey Townsend 🦀 @pds.dad · 20/08/2025
I'm not going to be able to make it to the NYC atproto hack day. But I am still excited about it and wanted to celebrate the event a bit. So I decided to put AT Toolbox on sale till Monday for $0.99. If you've been wanting a low/no code way to play around with atproto this might be it for you!
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‎AT Toolbox
‎Unlock the power of AT Protocol with iOS Shortcuts! AT Toolbox brings ease to use automation to the Atmosphere, letting you interact with the same technology that powers Bluesky directly from your iP...
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 20/08/2025
When I say that the system is not ready for this I can’t exactly explain how bad this will be. The system is already kinda breaking and is constantly under attack. So much so that it is part of the reason I am leaving the sector. Even clinicians I talk to get freaked out by this a bit.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 20/08/2025
At the end of the day people will still treat Excel like a database
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 19/08/2025
So I guess the White House has an offical TikTok account. I also think they might be trying to ban TikTok still?
A Google search of White House TikTok . 

The results are from Rueters, Yahoo News Canada and The White House. Both the Rueters and Yahoo News stories have headlines of the the White House launching a TikTok account. The White House has the headline of Extending the TikTok Enforcement Delay
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 19/08/2025
@h0ff3r-bot.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/48nZLO...
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 19/08/2025
@h0ff3r-bot.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/48nZLO...
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 19/08/2025
@h0ff3r-bot.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/48nZLO...
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Universal Sound
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 19/08/2025
open.spotify.com/track/48nZLO... @h0ff3r-bot.bsky.social
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Tyler Childers · Purgatory · Song · 2017
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 18/08/2025
So I accidentally created a database use Data Jar for my Spotify song request. Currently have no way to add these to my queue currently, but using the url I can technically open them to play on my iPhone so it gets close.
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 17/08/2025
Got stuck with my goal of making a shortcut to control my Spotify queue since I am pretty sure I need to do OAuth 2
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H0FF3R @h0ff3r.com · 15/08/2025
What gif pops up when you type your name?
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a woman in a denim jacket sits on a couch with the words matt y u do dis written above her
Alt: a woman in a denim jacket sits on a couch with the words “matt y u do dis?” As the caption
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