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Oberon (Vortigern)

@gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social
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The curtain rises!

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bro mad because I broke his meta
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ambrosius. @rosemagus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[Walks out of the blast zone] No thank you.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*He's* at war, I'm literally retired.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You are disgusting and your robes are lame.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Cat Brick
GIF by KLIPY.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm literally just standing here
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ambrosius. @rosemagus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, we could blame Oberon for this.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No. Evil dragon's beam.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tsk.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So true. Locust plague.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[Deadpan] Wow, Mr. Cage. I'm a big fan.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
[Walks into the scene unburned and kicks the druid into the wicker man]
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey please use the 1973 one thanks.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Weed and booze taste like shit geas.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bro couldn't even tell whose aura of hatred was it the moment he felt it.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think today's melon pan taste very bad.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wait that dude got dragged to hell.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
HAHAAAA 🐴 Horsle 🐴 11 Sep 2026 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 cabletwo.net/horsle
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That's six letters are you fucking stupid
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TWINKS IN MY MENTIONS SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wgat the hell
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Doot doot do do doot do do do do do
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
wgat the ffuck man
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He's still not letting me see HR.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I did it. I destroyed the world.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No problem man.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Alright.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That's the harbinger of war, man. Take me to a real HR employee.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is creeping me out. I need to see HR.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thank you, dear customers, for 25 million downloading.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm literally the guy in the pic
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Abyssal Worm might be gay. Maybe I'm a bad person actually.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
See, he's still categorising his hatred like a plebeian hater.
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You keep clarifying that you're Welsh like it's going to make me stop treating you like British scum.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just say you hate people because they're ugly and annoying. That's what third-rate haters can't understand, they have to justify their hatred. Who cares. Abyssal Wyrm.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm literally a Welsh fairy. I don't know how gayer it could get.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I guess now I'm a rodent so he can't be talking about me with the insect comment. 🤷
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That sounds cool. You have no whimsy.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That's true. If any of you need a reminder I'll say it again.
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caeneus. @lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Woah, I heard that guy wasn't real.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm not real by the way. Just to remind the audience.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yeah you know it man.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm Welsh.
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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Get a job.
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