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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣

@gwenindoubt.bsky.social
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I'm just a woman made of small horrors. 🌈 writing | art | hockey 🏒 🦑 Kraken | Flyers Goaltender and goalie enthusiast. she/her

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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Every year, at the very end of it, we get a taste of how our lives could be, structuring our days like cats structure theirs, soft and warmly lit. And then every January, we return to the harsh and florescent.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Ah yes, the four genders: the pursued the pursuing the busy and the tired.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I love telling literally any man that I'm going to get a haircut and watching the light leave his eyes. You're right. The only two options are Demi Moore (Striptease) or Demi Moore (GI Jane).
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The smartest person you know is also the dumbest person you know and often at the same time.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Brought to you by Grillo's Pickles.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Desperate to hurt in a way that makes sense. In a way I understand. Instead of whatever the fuck this is.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
You ever open the door for someone to know you - to ask questions and be interested and allow you to show yourself - and they simply refuse to nudge the door even a little with their toe?
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I will not confront my grief as if she is my enemy. I will make her tea and invite her to sit beside me so that we might understand each other.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Me and who?
Lovers of Valdaro - 6,000 year old skeletal remains, two figures, a man and a woman approx. 20 years old at time of passing, arranged in what appears to be an embrace.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Happy Manon Rhéaume day to all who celebrate!
Manon Rhéaume, first woman to play in an NHL exhibition game, kitted in Tampa Bay Lightning goalie gear.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I am at the end of my rope - anyone want anything while I'm there?
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I continue to find myself lying on the floor.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Sorry, can't talk. Too busy measuring things with my heart.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I'm developing so many fractures that surely it is in my foundation now and I fear a building inspector will condemn me.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
If things could calm down for even a minute so my nervous system could regulate itself, I'd appreciate it.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Why do people always want to talk about feelings? For me, it is enough that I feel them.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I can actively see that I'm not having a baja blast right now and instead of trying to have a meaningful conversation I am *checks notes* sending a variety of people reels in the hopes of momentarily tethering to a sense of shared hope and whimsy.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
"Ah, but that's all you know, isn't it, Will? The worn, familiar pattern? And it feels good, doesn't it, a little? To feel bad in such a comfortable way?" Okay, @dylanthyme.bsky.social . It's a little bit early in my day for this kind of self awaredness.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Generally, I feel like I'm broken in ways that make me fascinating to look at but impossible to hold.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Objectively, it's cool as hell that the body can just? put bones back together? and the process is calling knitting? Subjectively, I think it would be neat if it did it ✨️faster✨️.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I was at an old rail station that's a converted linear running trail now watching two pigeons flit around behind a chain link fence.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
You ever have a day where everything you experience kind of feels like a line from a poem?
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Davy Jones’ Locker Room @davyjoneslr.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Oops! All Goalies, the goalie-only game, is under way at Kraken Community Iceplex.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
What's a manic pixie dream girl, but in her late thirties? Because I fear it is me.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I have mad respect for diners that put a truly obscene amount of butter on their toast.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I'm not the kind of girl you start a war for. I am the war.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
SCREAMING! I didn't expect to fall in love with Morgan and Kazio as much as I did, but this might be my favorite coupling of the series. CHECK IT OUT!
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Hey chat. Is it hockey time yet?
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
As I watch my cat laze in a sun puddle with all her worries taken care of, I can't help but think that we really whiffed as a species.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
@sarahlovesgeno.bsky.social here is a sentence I just texted a friend: I bet Juuse Saros doesn't take this much shit for being short.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Sometimes I just get really tired of beating the allegations.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I don't have commitment issues. I always commit to the bit.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Never seen a less Vegas player in my liFE, but go off, I guess.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
THEY'RE KEEPING MY BOYS TOGETHER 😭
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I wish my name was Sebastian because Bash as a nickname is dope as hell.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
All the NHL trades are happening (as the prophecy foretold) and every one of them has gone: THEM?! TO THERE?! FOR THAT??!
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Happy birthday, Jaden Schwartz! @seattlekraken.com
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I don't know if I'm emotionally prepared for this Kraken shake up. @buoy.seattlekraken.com hold me 🥺
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Sometimes I wonder if my name is a prophecy or if it shapes me instead.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
All my chats have gone silent for the evening and the only conclusion I can reasonably draw is that everyone hates me.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
GET READY TO GET DRAWN, NERD.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
SCREAMING.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The only person I'm happy for is Sergei Bobrovsky. The rest can kick rocks.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Gru in the Olympics! Everybody clap!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 14/06/2025
[Exit King.]
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Honestly, Darcy Kuemper was so disrespected.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I looked up rhubarb ONCE. WEEKS ago. To verify the poisonous characteristics. And now I'm still getting so much targeted rhubarb content. Big rhubarb. Please. Free me.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
A man at hockey has told me my mask is too "pretty" and it's not "intimidating". First. I painted it myself, thank you. Second, I'm 5'4. I was not put on this earth to be physically intimidating. I was put on this earth to lull you into a false sense of security. I'm a siren, bruh.
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
A colleague just referred to today as Hump Day and I realized it had been a WHILE since I had heard someone call it that. Are we still calling it that?
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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Any food is breakfast food as long as you put the word breakfast in front of it. Breakfast pizza. Breakfast casserole. Breakfast salt water taffy.
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