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Captain Barfheart

@gvigary.bsky.social
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Assigned working class at birth. Raised up by the Peter Principle. Emboldened by Dunning-Kruger. Brought down by Murphy's Law.

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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BREAKING: Moonshot puchase Sam Altman, pull out his guts to make haggis, and shred what remains.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not a word. Wordle 1,930 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Artificial Breasts will now be known as Super Naturals.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car.
Boris Johnson getting ready to do a poo behind a Tesla
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mighty Morphin' Powerpoint Rangers #InformationInASongOrMovie
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (1995)
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Life of Pi Chart #InformationInASongOrMovie
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anything by Graphed Work #InformationInASongOrMovie
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
News Sensation (or anything else by INXL) #InformationInASongOrMovie
New Sensation by INXS
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Deets Dragon #InformationInASongOrMovie
A scene from the movie Pete's Dragon (1977), with Elliott (the dragon) pushing Pete and Nora on a swing.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Murray's Boy Child x Move Over, Darling #WorldRiversInASongOrMovie
A map of the Murray-Darling river system of South-Eastern Australia.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eye of the Tigris #WorldRiversInASongOrMovie
A map showing the route of the Tigris river tyhrough Syria and Iraq.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Amazon Spider-Man #WorldRiversInASongOrMovie
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Somewhere Oder the Rainbow #WorldRiversInASongOrMovie
A map of Central Europe showing the Oder flowing through Czechia and Poland before becoming the German/Polish border.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Interviewer: "So, I understand you have a PhD." Me: "No, common mistake, but it's spelt with a V"
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My white male privilege. Oh, sorry, you said WRONG answers.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Strong accusation of potential match-fixing there from the BBC Sports website @bbc5live.bsky.social
Cricket report: "Slow going at Old Trafford this morning with Lancashire intent on trying to finish a disappointing campaign with another defeat."
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves The World day to all who celebrate.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I started out looking for funny stories for @apiln.bsky.social , but reading local court notices rapidly became depressing. Nicholas, Simon, Michael, Vincent, Bradley and Simon all convicted of violence or threatening behaviour towards women. Are immigrants the real threat to our women and girls?
devonlive.com
Devon court latest: 21 men and women including burglar with knife
The latest court cases from across Devon
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Nurse of the Were-Rabbit #ASongOrMovieForMakingBetter
Wallace looks in on the rabbit which is about to be an involuntary participant in an ill-fated experiment.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Makeover, Beethoven #ASongOrMovieForMakingBetter
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
O Chicken Brother, Where Art Thou? #ASongOrMovieForMakingBetter
George Clooney, Tim Blake Nelson, and John Turturro in O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mankad #ASongOrMovieForSportsMoves
Harshal Patel performs a "Mankad" (when the bowler runs out the non-striker backing up, instead of bowling the ball); also, Neneh Cherry "Manchild".
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Scoop Scoop Song #ASongOrMovieForSportsMoves
Tillakaratne Dilshan performs his eponymous scoop.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cruyff Freedom #ASongOrMovieForSportsMoves
Johan Cruyff performs his eponymous turn at the 1974 World Cup.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know what they should rename for Trump? Rikers Island. Put his name on it, and put him in it. The big, narcissistic, ignorant, crooked baby.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"No, we're having TEA in EXMOUTH!"
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jimmy Savile stalks John Hammond's grandchildren.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It starts as hoping for them to drown. It develops into wanting to burn down the places they live. It ends in gas chambers.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People who say that solar power is "zero carbon" aren't looking at the whole lifecycle
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Topeka Mockingbird #AmericanCitiesInASongOrMovie
Atticus and Scout Finch, from the 1962 movie "To Kill A Mockingbird"
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Juneau the Muffin Man? #AmericanCitiesInASongOrMovie
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We Want A Little Rock #AmericanCitiesInASongOrMovie
They Might Be Giants single, "We Want A Rock"
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sound of da Annapolis #AmericanCitiesInASongOrMovie
KRS-One's Sound of Da Police
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anything by Green Bay #AmericanCitiesInASongOrMovie
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why Not Take Albany? #AmericanCitiesInASongOrMovie
Billie Holliday sings "Why Not Take All Of Me?"
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Boston Baby #AmericanCitiesInASongOrMovie
Boss Baby looks at you accusingly.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Whaddya think of it so far?" #Rubbish #WordCountCheating
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wait over (though personally I think Tenko was your finest hour). RIP Stephanie Cole.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"My Mama always said life was like a village referendum. You always know what you're going to get, it'll be Telegraph-reading racist c**ts ruining everything."
Forrest Gump offers his two companions at the bus stop a chocolate.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Amidst all the Ed Sheeran kerfuffle, there's one thing I really feel needs to be clarified. Is it pronounced Mack-el-more, or Mack-le-more?
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For all the faults of his two namesakes, Councillor Dan Thomas (Devon County Council Cabinet Member for Highways) is the one most negatively impacting me personally at the moment:
devonlive.com
Major update on vital Exeter road as new fault sparks another closure
More delays for drivers along Exeter's troubled Bridge Road
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Popocatépetl on, Popocatépetl on, Popocatépetl on, We'll all have tequila. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutMexico
An old illustration for the nursery rhyme, "Polly, Put the Kettle On"
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Donnie Tabasco #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutMexico
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Peyote vs Acme #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutMexico
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Crypto is the bastard child of a pyramid scheme and a regious cult. Any politician who tells you it's a wonderful thing is a crook.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whatever the rights and wrong of state pensioners exceeding the £12,570 tax threshold, what it does show is how one of the better policies the Lib Dems pushed through in the coalition has been eroded by the freezing of thresholds - NOBODY should be paying tax under £14,500, accounting for inflation.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What a shock, said absolutely nobody. NB Dan Thomas should not be confused with Daniel "Danny Tommo" Thomas, who is an unpleasant, violent, right-wing shit-stirrer, who... oh, never mind.
bbc.co.uk
Reform's Dan Thomas resigns as Wales leader after arrest
Gwent Police said he was arrested on suspicion of assault and controlling or coercive behaviour.
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🤣 Props Make a band deadly: The Fugus
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Piranharama
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Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Strychnine Inch Nails
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