Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026BREAKING: Moonshot puchase Sam Altman, pull out his guts to make haggis, and shred what remains. 021
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not a word. Wordle 1,930 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 110
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Artificial Breasts will now be known as Super Naturals. 041
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car. 051
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mighty Morphin' Powerpoint Rangers #InformationInASongOrMovie 191
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anything by Graphed Work #InformationInASongOrMovie 251
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026News Sensation (or anything else by INXL) #InformationInASongOrMovie 181
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Murray's Boy Child x Move Over, Darling #WorldRiversInASongOrMovie 040
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Amazon Spider-Man #WorldRiversInASongOrMovie 1121
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Somewhere Oder the Rainbow #WorldRiversInASongOrMovie 0100
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Interviewer: "So, I understand you have a PhD." Me: "No, common mistake, but it's spelt with a V" 020
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My white male privilege. Oh, sorry, you said WRONG answers. 030
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Strong accusation of potential match-fixing there from the BBC Sports website @bbc5live.bsky.social 020
Reposted by Captain BarfheartElizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves The World day to all who celebrate. 630897
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I started out looking for funny stories for @apiln.bsky.social , but reading local court notices rapidly became depressing. Nicholas, Simon, Michael, Vincent, Bradley and Simon all convicted of violence or threatening behaviour towards women. Are immigrants the real threat to our women and girls?devonlive.comDevon court latest: 21 men and women including burglar with knifeThe latest court cases from across Devon 110
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Nurse of the Were-Rabbit #ASongOrMovieForMakingBetter 020
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Makeover, Beethoven #ASongOrMovieForMakingBetter 020
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026O Chicken Brother, Where Art Thou? #ASongOrMovieForMakingBetter 020
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Scoop Scoop Song #ASongOrMovieForSportsMoves 051
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You know what they should rename for Trump? Rikers Island. Put his name on it, and put him in it. The big, narcissistic, ignorant, crooked baby. 010
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Jimmy Savile stalks John Hammond's grandchildren. 010
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It starts as hoping for them to drown. It develops into wanting to burn down the places they live. It ends in gas chambers. 063
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026People who say that solar power is "zero carbon" aren't looking at the whole lifecycle 010
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Topeka Mockingbird #AmericanCitiesInASongOrMovie 051
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Juneau the Muffin Man? #AmericanCitiesInASongOrMovie 171
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We Want A Little Rock #AmericanCitiesInASongOrMovie 061
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sound of da Annapolis #AmericanCitiesInASongOrMovie 171
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Anything by Green Bay #AmericanCitiesInASongOrMovie 071
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Why Not Take Albany? #AmericanCitiesInASongOrMovie 2102
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Whaddya think of it so far?" #Rubbish #WordCountCheating 160
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Wait over (though personally I think Tenko was your finest hour). RIP Stephanie Cole. 010
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"My Mama always said life was like a village referendum. You always know what you're going to get, it'll be Telegraph-reading racist c**ts ruining everything." 030
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Amidst all the Ed Sheeran kerfuffle, there's one thing I really feel needs to be clarified. Is it pronounced Mack-el-more, or Mack-le-more? 010
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026For all the faults of his two namesakes, Councillor Dan Thomas (Devon County Council Cabinet Member for Highways) is the one most negatively impacting me personally at the moment:devonlive.comMajor update on vital Exeter road as new fault sparks another closureMore delays for drivers along Exeter's troubled Bridge Road 010
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Popocatépetl on, Popocatépetl on, Popocatépetl on, We'll all have tequila. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutMexico 020
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Crypto is the bastard child of a pyramid scheme and a regious cult. Any politician who tells you it's a wonderful thing is a crook. 120
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Whatever the rights and wrong of state pensioners exceeding the £12,570 tax threshold, what it does show is how one of the better policies the Lib Dems pushed through in the coalition has been eroded by the freezing of thresholds - NOBODY should be paying tax under £14,500, accounting for inflation. 280
Captain Barfheart @gvigary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What a shock, said absolutely nobody. NB Dan Thomas should not be confused with Daniel "Danny Tommo" Thomas, who is an unpleasant, violent, right-wing shit-stirrer, who... oh, never mind.bbc.co.ukReform's Dan Thomas resigns as Wales leader after arrestGwent Police said he was arrested on suspicion of assault and controlling or coercive behaviour. 0104