Reposted by GuzEmily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"We should never forget that Dolly Parton chose not to be a billionaire." 4927323
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 27/07/2026@hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @edsbs.bsky.social ok y’all have convinced me to watch the let’s get off the beach movie…my husband has been trying for months but hearing about Anne Hathaway’s glare in IMAX really sold me 100
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 02/11/2025We’re neck deep in Umamusume and then the one based on literary characters around these parts…to the point where the 12yo requested a copy of Wuthering Heights 020
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 08/08/2025media.tenor.coma woman with curly hair is wearing a pink shirt that says no bad vibes on itALT: a woman with curly hair is wearing a pink shirt that says no bad vibes on it 000
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 14/07/2025media.tenor.comthe word warhawks is on the top of a stadiumALT: the word warhawks is on the top of a stadium 000
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Not just Jeopardy…everywhere. Even people from Dallas have no concept of the west. 110
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I went to Baylor when they weren’t winning shit, and then when they started winning a bunch of shady shit came out, and then SMU for grad school decades after their shady shit that is legal now and UTD for grad school and they play chess and are undefeated in football 030
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Can confirm that the liberal use of the block button vs trying to engage is much better for the psyche 000
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I don’t have the capacity to plan out anything that far. Special interests last as long as they last until an impediment hits and then they’re replaced. They return sometimes. ADHD confirmed, ASD suspected (confirmed in my child with similar behaviors). 000
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 26/04/2025media.tenor.coma man in a dark room with the words one ping only pleaseALT: a man in a dark room with the words one ping only please 020
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 20/04/2025He hit that sweet @homefield.bsky.social mystery hoodie sale? 010
Reposted by GuzThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage 466387619649
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 09/02/2025A note on your Girl Scout cookies map, there’s probably been more changes in that map than the corresponding period before that map. Post-covid, LBB dumped a bunch of councils in order to get their supply chain and manufacturing running smoothly again. 000
Reposted by Guzshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/01/2025in celebration of Tom Holland and Zendaya’s engagement, please enjoy this moment from 2017 when she turned into a literal 😍 emoji and we all knew it was for keepsyoutu.beLip Sync Battle - Tom HollandYouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica 1904832939
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 03/01/2025media.tenor.coma woman sitting in a rocking chair with the words that 's sounds awful netflix on the bottomAlt: a woman sitting in a rocking chair with the words that sounds awful netflix on the bottom 100
Reposted by GuzJonathan Morgan @jonathanmorgan.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I thought of calling it Lane’s “Hotty Toddy Hobby Lobby” era on the treadmill this morning is that anything 1312
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I honestly don’t know why anyone follows me at all…I follow interesting people but I am astoundingly dull 060
Reposted by GuzSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 30/12/2024We’re at $7,428 with about a day or two to go. Looking like we’re going to fall short of our $10,000 goal. Donate if you can here. Check the quoted post to get a special gift from us. give.fightinghunger.org/sickosgiveba... 14620
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I simply lack the fine motor skills and attention span to be good at wrapping 010
Reposted by GuzTactical Spork @tacspork.bsky.social · 22/12/2024he used the meme to launch a fundraising campaign for cancer research at UT hornraiser.utexas.edu/project/44853hornraiser.utexas.eduBig Hair, Big Heart, Bigger HopesHelp HornRaiser raise $20,000 for the project: Big Hair, Big Heart, Bigger Hopes. Your gift will make a difference! 1644476
Reposted by GuzSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13/12/2024The Sickos Committee partners with a food bank to celebrate our national champion, and this year, we’ve joined Second Harvest of the Big Bend in the Tallahassee area. Give at least $25 and get a special commemorative Sickos Charity Drive sticker! Link 👇 give.fightinghunger.org/sickosgiveba... 713954
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Isn’t this like year 3 or 4 in a row where events conspire against Joey and US football games? 000
Reposted by GuzSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/12/2024Sorry for the quality, trying to do this on my phone at the game isn’t easy. 3734
Reposted by GuzSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/12/2024Arizona State vibes: WHOOOOOO Iowa State vibes: Ooof. 7867
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 02/12/2024It’d be cool if he also did some things that helped other people 050
Reposted by GuzSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/11/2024Is this a TurDucken? (Via the Duck’s Twitter) 1542834
Reposted by GuzNicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 27/11/2024Incredible — there’s a Big 12 Football Championship Tiebreakers Central, a landing page that will update over the weekend based on results: big12sports.com/news/2024/11...big12sports.com2024 Dr Pepper Big 12 Football Championship Tiebreakers CentralEntering Week 14, nine teams are still in contention for the 2024 Dr Pepper Big 12 Football Championship, which is scheduled for an 11 a.m. CT kickoff on Saturday, Dec. 7 on ABC at AT&T Stadium in Arl... 2595
Guz @guzilla.bsky.social · 25/11/2024And he keeps making those fucking cringe commercials with past him 030
