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he would rather cede control of the country to Republicans who are smelling blood in the water and cynically turning on Israel. I FUCKING HATE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

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he would literally rather the global economy collapse than pay reparations to the people—to the literal children—who his country killed to facilitate rug pulls. i fucking hate the democratic party

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we are on track for JD Vance being the 2028 president and it’s all because schumer won’t let his pet nazis down. i fucking hate the democratic party

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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

i am horrified that the democrats will fumble this critical moment where we can finally break from israeli influence because of cuck shoemur

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everyone talks about how the difference between a million and a billion is about a billion, but no one ever talks about how the difference between a bad trillionaire and a good trillionaire is about 12 pounds

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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

they need to update reality to have a “smash-cut to the contrary” feature, it will obliterate the stock market

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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

i can’t with this fucking news cycle

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you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it pick your friend’s nose

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jeff bezos does have a point. AI implementation really is like telling someone who is digging a hole to drop their shovel and use a bulldozer instead

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i love it when we have the ability to beam information into space and back to anywhere else on the planet in milliseconds but no one can tell what’s actually going on with the war that’s killing the global economy

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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

i still don’t understand how we ever got it in our heads that it’s Super Normal to host a parade in one of the biggest American cities every year dedicated to a totally different country

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just learned crockett endorsed becerra. i’ve never been a more solid voter for steyer

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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

once again, texans are grappling with the tough decisions: normal dude or pedophile?

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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

snarfing down corn until my shits look like a crunch bar, nomming back cans until my dumps are studded for my pleasure

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you should learn to cook. you should learn to clean. you should learn to take care of yourself. but society cannot survive everyone locking themselves away to eat alone or in their small, carefully manicured clusters every night just to make the most of the meager money they have

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broke: cooking is a waste of time woke: cooking is an excellent personal skill to have that enriches your life and saves you money bespoke: society needs community-run and publicly-funded cafeterias, as they’d reduce labor, energy, and financial burden while encouraging pro-social behavior

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yeah all that work to save less than $9 haha i love cooking and i love fried foods, but not enough to put myself through all that regularly, especially since it would only be just for me

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what does making use of leftovers and avoiding takeout have anything to do with knowing how long it takes to fry chicken: prep time, cook time, and cleanup afterwards? deeply confused at your shadowboxing

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THANK YOU i thought i was losing my mind being told i was wrong about how much time and energy it takes me to do something i’ve done plenty of times before

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that’s… why would you do that? that’s a terribly inefficient way to heat up your cast iron, which already takes forever to heat because it’s cast iron, and there’s no way that’s somehow faster than just filling it with oil and moderating the temperature of the oil with a thermometer on the stove.

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yes, you can reuse oil, no i wasn’t suggesting people get a new bottle of dish soap every time they cook. but using something you’ve already paid for is still costing you money. it’s not a lot in the grand scheme of things, but neither is $9. that’s the whole point

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this is a deeply stupid argument to be having over me personally saying that, for myself, paying 9 extra dollars is worth avoiding the time, labor, and extraneous costs of everything else that goes into making a batch of wings.

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are we still talking about deep frying wings? i don’t know how you’re going that with just a “little oil” and expecting the oven to heat it any faster or with better energy efficiency than using a stovetop. or how you’re getting that oil to 350-375F in the oven in time it takes to change

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i don’t deep fry my wings because my partner is vegetarian and i prefer to only deep fry things that i can easily reuse the oil at least two more times. they’re plenty crispy oven-baked, anyway. i don’t get how you’re so incredulous over cook times if you have any real experience being an adult

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just because the online recipe says you’re cooking your wings for 5-7 minutes doesn’t mean it takes 5-7 minutes to cook an entire pack of wings. you still have to preheat your oil and babysit it to manage temp. you’ll have to cook in batches, too.

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No shit, sherlock, but if we’re nickel and diming $9 and calling it a “life hack,” it should actually be worth it. cooking wings takes at least an hour of your time and requires you to use more than what’s pictured and priced. as far as i can tell, the convenience is worth the difference.

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i regularly cook at home to save money, but if the labor and time cost of cooking and cleaning only saved me $9 (actually less factoring in spices, oils, energy usage, water usage, soap, etc.), i would just buy the fucking storebought wings

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