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Guy Whodoes

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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i need a punk song that samples haley stevens yelling “Israel comes to me in my dreams” à la cult of personality by living color
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ts is frying me how are you such a R*dditor that even your racism warrants “🤓🤓🤓”
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
they really should’ve looked that gift horse in the mouth
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
clit eastwood
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
just got written up by meter maid who was a 5’7” cop. words used to mean things
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
manifest destiny used to be about nationalist pride, now it’s about bringing back unlimited shrimp at red lobster
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
you can tell the elites hate you and want you dead because of how many scenes in movies and TV shows depict a server at a coffee shop or restaurant is being stupid, petty, and/or compliant to some unreasonable company policy at the expense of a customer
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
a man kills himself every 40 seconds. someone should stop him, he’s really skewing the statistics
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
we are on track for JD Vance being the 2028 president and it’s all because schumer won’t let his pet nazis down. i fucking hate the democratic party
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i am horrified that the democrats will fumble this critical moment where we can finally break from israeli influence because of cuck shoemur
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
everyone talks about how the difference between a million and a billion is about a billion, but no one ever talks about how the difference between a bad trillionaire and a good trillionaire is about 12 pounds
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i can’t with this fucking news cycle
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
R.E.I. - Everybody Poops
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it pick your friend’s nose
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
jeff bezos does have a point. AI implementation really is like telling someone who is digging a hole to drop their shovel and use a bulldozer instead
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i love it when we have the ability to beam information into space and back to anywhere else on the planet in milliseconds but no one can tell what’s actually going on with the war that’s killing the global economy
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i still don’t understand how we ever got it in our heads that it’s Super Normal to host a parade in one of the biggest American cities every year dedicated to a totally different country
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
just learned crockett endorsed becerra. i’ve never been a more solid voter for steyer
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
once again, texans are grappling with the tough decisions: normal dude or pedophile?
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
snarfing down corn until my shits look like a crunch bar, nomming back cans until my dumps are studded for my pleasure
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
broke: cooking is a waste of time woke: cooking is an excellent personal skill to have that enriches your life and saves you money bespoke: society needs community-run and publicly-funded cafeterias, as they’d reduce labor, energy, and financial burden while encouraging pro-social behavior
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
gonna pull an america and grab this dweeb by their wrists to play “stop hitting yourself” and then use the bruises to justify breaking into their home and shitting in their bathtub
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Guy who’s only seen the Epstein Files, reading the DNC 2024 Autopsy: Getting a lot of ‘Epstein Files’ vibes from this…
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“capitalism is the model that allows for the most socioeconomic mobility” is a really funny way of describing financial ruin for you and your family after finding a lump somewhere it shouldn’t be
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
[title drop] really is just dragonball z if goku was vegeta’s son
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
the same people who voted the way they did because eggs were too expensive are suddenly very charitable when it comes to supporting a war that’s destroying their livelihoods and giving them nothing in return
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
praying for jesus to come back so he can walk into data centers and spam ult
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
what you see as “an apocalyptic oil shortage that will kill the country,” i see as “a mandate to participate in an indefinite general strike”
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
i desperately need a mashup of Every Breath You Take and Wasn’t Me
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
corporations aren’t people land doesn’t vote states don’t have rights
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“wahh i’ve changed im better now forgive me already” bitch a racist pedophile rapist got to kill people because of you, be grateful they’re just telling you “kys” rather than doing it themselves
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
nothing really sells that capitalism is a meritocracy like Fox News being the highest rated news network valued at 25 billion dollars while having a median viewership age of 65
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
i’m really starting to wonder if this is a problem an education system can even fix
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
this shit is pique
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
these joes ain’t loyal
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
i think i found left-leaning Eric Adams
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
nothing like rampant rape apologia from Swalwell simps to remind me that there is very very little separating a radlib from a MAGAt
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
how tf are you charging people for wordle when you don’t even know what NATO stands for
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
there are actually a lot of stupid questions
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
war is less shounen, more shoujo
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
taking psychic damage from haikyuu (2014) 67ing like it’s 2025
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
davincible
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
why the fuck is there a reference to Monster House (2006) in Live Action One Piece Season 2
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
okay what the fuck why do we call it sauce sometimes and dressing other times??? this isn’t an oven situation, i’m genuinely confused
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“we decided to keep in a person suffering from tourette’s saying the n-word with a hard -r, immortalizing probably one of the worst moments of his life and triggering countless viewers at home, many of whom are black, for journalistic integrity. oh yeah, and edit out ‘Free Palestine’”
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
her: when you slurp the clorox wipes
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
throbbin hood
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
she was a sk8erboi, he said “see ya l8r boi” can i make it any more obvious
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Guy Whodoes @guywhodoes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
girls go to venus to get more penis
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