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Yannick

@guytellsjokes.bsky.social
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Funnier than... most humans… 2.5k views and counting on the special 📈 youtu.be/QtfDaw996iE?si=pgveh5X39Ca… I tell jokes for money /from 🇹🇬/philly/ dc

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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
when I first came to america I aint know english and some boy was tryna bully me I just called him "stupid dog" like 30 times cause i knew courage the cowardly dog and he started crying
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bluesky held me down when my twitter was suspended i won’t lie
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi lol
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Euhh for example nothing
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My ego flaring up today I won’t lie to you
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
KG be like “KAT Anthony Towns needa do better guarding Anfernee Edwards. I miss ColdBean Bryant. I used to play with Ray Allens”
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Moving in 8 days… a little anxious
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’m not in the business of making people pay, but they will pay anyways
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My pet peeves non gendered til i see a man doing it. Then it’s “grown man doing xyz”
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
America is really a cool place because for the most part you can’t tell if the World Cup attendees live here or are coming from the actual country
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
That Ismaila nigga is pure doodoo omg
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Feelin like the itsy bitsy spider
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It’s a real nigga birthday today bout to start up excel spreadsheet of who wished me happy birthday at what time
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
LUKAKU!!! Omg he’s just subbed on
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The itsy bitsy spider may be itsy bitsy but that bitch went up the spout again tho. Don’t ever stop going up the spout gang
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Need a itsy bitsy spider tattoo
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Feeling like the itsy bitsy spider…sun came out and I’m up the spout again
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Josh Hokit kill yourself
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m intrigued by event planning. How do they decide where to put stuff and how to make guests feel maximum effect?? (Watching French national team’s world cup arrival video)
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My numbers been up this June
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
No funny shit Im hungry as shit been tryna pick something good for an hour + now I hate being human
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Not gone lie Spurs ruined the NBA finals with that bullshit the other night. Shit not that entertaining anymore
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I love a good 3dribble one v one. Not chasing yo ass around cook me or it’s my ball 🏀
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If you put d’aaron Fox brain in a real fox it would stop being clever
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Fox really sold i can’t believe this
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
d’aaron fox literally eat shit
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
d’AARON FOX 1 point up yeah let me take a dumbass layup instead of rubbing the clock down. WTF
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
D’AARON FOX WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT LAYUP UP WHAT THE FUCK
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
6 plays straight they go down and hoist dumb ass threes and turnovers. Early in the clock. Terrible to watch so disgusting
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is a coaching failure by Mitch Johnson. They should not even be in this situation.
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Spurs don’t deserve shit…not this year
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This nigga Wemby is a villain 😂😭
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
You know I’m on some shit cause i refer to what i do as “artistry” bc man this ain’t just media or stimuli this is a way to live….
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Most comedy scenes is… a bunch of noobs trying to act like they hold keys to anything when in fact they are just noobs lol like bro you run an open mic shut the fuck up
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
When you having a slow chill day at work but then they send out a notification to users so now hella dumbass niggas calling cause they can’t read
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I was born to be me duh
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I be feeling like everything in my life is a blessing just because I’m not bald and shit like that
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ngl being 6’5 is fun i just be in the middle of the day like whew thank God
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’m showing off from the sole of my sneakers to the last strand of hair that adorns my 6’5 body (lmfao) this my best lifetime and ima live it up amen
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Niggas sleep on me daily it don’t mean nothing to me though because when I’m holding the microphone the ppl in front of me are always happy—- okkk
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
First time i moved to nyc i was 19 and i had 3 dollars… not the type where your mom send you 300 a week either- stone broke young a wide eyed…. There aren’t many like me
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Philly is a cool town but the comedy scene just ain’t move me… the city didn’t inspire me either. I moved here to be closer to nyc but now I’m just moving there
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Moving to New York in 20 days… been getting ready to display my artistry in the best way and in every way… it’s an artistic residency for me
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Nigga Jalen brunson really lace up a size 7 and give niggas hell I gotta respect it
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Accepting someone into a Facebook group really feel like they your son
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’ll eat a chord progression’s ass man
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’m actually super excited to move to new york… i put in so much work into my artistry and i’m ready to show off
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
An idiot will ask you the same question 10 times if you let em
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Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Beauty is in the details so if i can see the divide between your hair and the fake hair, you’re tweaking heavily
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