Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026when I first came to america I aint know english and some boy was tryna bully me I just called him "stupid dog" like 30 times cause i knew courage the cowardly dog and he started crying 020
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Bluesky held me down when my twitter was suspended i won’t lie 010
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026KG be like “KAT Anthony Towns needa do better guarding Anfernee Edwards. I miss ColdBean Bryant. I used to play with Ray Allens” 100
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I’m not in the business of making people pay, but they will pay anyways 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026My pet peeves non gendered til i see a man doing it. Then it’s “grown man doing xyz” 031
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026America is really a cool place because for the most part you can’t tell if the World Cup attendees live here or are coming from the actual country 010
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It’s a real nigga birthday today bout to start up excel spreadsheet of who wished me happy birthday at what time 100
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The itsy bitsy spider may be itsy bitsy but that bitch went up the spout again tho. Don’t ever stop going up the spout gang 010
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Feeling like the itsy bitsy spider…sun came out and I’m up the spout again 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I’m intrigued by event planning. How do they decide where to put stuff and how to make guests feel maximum effect?? (Watching French national team’s world cup arrival video) 100
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026No funny shit Im hungry as shit been tryna pick something good for an hour + now I hate being human 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Not gone lie Spurs ruined the NBA finals with that bullshit the other night. Shit not that entertaining anymore 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I love a good 3dribble one v one. Not chasing yo ass around cook me or it’s my ball 🏀 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026If you put d’aaron Fox brain in a real fox it would stop being clever 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026d’AARON FOX 1 point up yeah let me take a dumbass layup instead of rubbing the clock down. WTF 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026D’AARON FOX WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT LAYUP UP WHAT THE FUCK 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/20266 plays straight they go down and hoist dumb ass threes and turnovers. Early in the clock. Terrible to watch so disgusting 020
Reposted by Yannick“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This is a coaching failure by Mitch Johnson. They should not even be in this situation. 097
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026You know I’m on some shit cause i refer to what i do as “artistry” bc man this ain’t just media or stimuli this is a way to live…. 100
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Most comedy scenes is… a bunch of noobs trying to act like they hold keys to anything when in fact they are just noobs lol like bro you run an open mic shut the fuck up 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026When you having a slow chill day at work but then they send out a notification to users so now hella dumbass niggas calling cause they can’t read 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I be feeling like everything in my life is a blessing just because I’m not bald and shit like that 100
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Ngl being 6’5 is fun i just be in the middle of the day like whew thank God 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I’m showing off from the sole of my sneakers to the last strand of hair that adorns my 6’5 body (lmfao) this my best lifetime and ima live it up amen 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Niggas sleep on me daily it don’t mean nothing to me though because when I’m holding the microphone the ppl in front of me are always happy—- okkk 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026First time i moved to nyc i was 19 and i had 3 dollars… not the type where your mom send you 300 a week either- stone broke young a wide eyed…. There aren’t many like me 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Philly is a cool town but the comedy scene just ain’t move me… the city didn’t inspire me either. I moved here to be closer to nyc but now I’m just moving there 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Moving to New York in 20 days… been getting ready to display my artistry in the best way and in every way… it’s an artistic residency for me 220
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Nigga Jalen brunson really lace up a size 7 and give niggas hell I gotta respect it 010
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Accepting someone into a Facebook group really feel like they your son 000
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I’m actually super excited to move to new york… i put in so much work into my artistry and i’m ready to show off 040
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026An idiot will ask you the same question 10 times if you let em 020
Yannick @guytellsjokes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Beauty is in the details so if i can see the divide between your hair and the fake hair, you’re tweaking heavily 000