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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Agoraphobia is so fucking stupid. Like thanks, being around people makes me feel sick and I have to have something above my head or the sky will swallow me like a little snacky-snack. I haven't posted puns recently because I've been feeling pretty rough.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

The apartments I'm moving into average 475 square feet. My agoraphobic ass couldn't be happier.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Feb 26th. Pun Calendar. "I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts!" You will die, sir. 23/50 almonds.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Feb 25th. Pun Calendar. "Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box." As an agoraphobic person, I can understand but am the opposite. 14/15 boxes.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Feb 24th. Pun Calendar. "I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy." Fantastic 10/10 fingers.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Feb 22nd and 23rd. Pun Calendar. "I ran out of poker chips so I used dried fruits for playing instead. People went nuts when they saw me raisin the stakes." Pretty good. 23/25 raisins.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Feb 21st. Pun Calendar. "This morning some clown opened the door for me. I thought to myself, that's a nice jester." Don't like clowns do like jesters. This is a good pun. 9/10 jester hats.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Feb 20th. Pun Calendar. "I got a job in a health club but they said I wasn't fit for the job." Pretty good, though sad. 7/10 fitness clubs.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

I forgot yesterday's (18th) pun, which is fine because it's not a pun. "Zebras are just horses that escaped from jail?" Not a pun! 0/10! Feb 19th. "My sister was crying so I asked her if she was having a cry-sis." That's more like it! 10/10 crises.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Feb 17th. Pun Calendar. "I found a rock yesterday which measured 1,760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone." It's okay. 1600/1760 yards.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I forgot yesterday's pun. Feb 14th and 15th and 16th. Pun Calendar. "Skunks love Valentine's Day because it's very scent-imental." Cute! 9/10 skunks. "I've decided to sell my vacuum. It was just collecting dust." Heehee! 10/10 vacuums.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Feb 13th. Pun Calendar. "Atheism is a non-prophet organization." A lie, but a funny one. 7/10 atheists.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Feb 12th. Pun Calendar. "I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed." 👀👀👀 10/10

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Feb 11th. Pun Calendar. "Masks have no face value." A very subtle pun. 4/6 faces.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Feb 10th. Pun Calendar. "My tennis opponent was not too happy with my serves, he kept returning them." Pretty good. 8/10 tennis balls.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I've been seeing a lot of hate for the new Nosferatu movie and I feel like a lot of people missed the whole point of the movie. It's about original sin and how that concept oppresses women. It's about the changeling stereotype. It's about how men see women as objects for their own use.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Feb 8th and 9th. Pun Calendar. "What is a hurricane's favorite game? Twister." Should have been 'tornado's favorite game' instead of hurricane. 6/10 tornados.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Feb 7th. Pun Calendar. "I recently got crushed by a pile of books. But I suppose I've only got my shelf to blame." Eh, I'll take it. 7/10 books.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Feb 6th. Pun Calendar. "Sue broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine." A bit weak. 5/10 fingers.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Feb 5th. Pun Calendar. "Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you." Who can afford x-rays in the US? 4000/5000 US dollars.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Feb 4th. Pun Calendar. "I'm working on a device that will read minds. I'd love to hear your thoughts." A little creepy. 6/10 thoughts.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Jan 3rd. Pun Calendar. "She was only a whiskey maker, but I loved her still." Fantastic. I love this one. 100/100 proof.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Missed yesterday's pun but it's fine because it's the same as today's pun. Feb 1st and 2nd. Pun Calendar. "I planned to find my watch today, but I didn't have the time." Excellent. Classic. 11/12 hours.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Jan 31st. Pun Calendar. "A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption." Guns in school is poor taste. 2/10

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I forgot my pun yesterday so you get two puns today. Jan 29th. Pun Calendar. "If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine." Niche. I like it. 10/12 baguettes Jan 30th. Pun Calendar. "I've been learning braille. I'm sure I'll master it once I get a feel for it." Cute. 20/26 letter

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I never realized how much of my anxiety was due to agoraphobia til now. My therapist noticed a big difference in my mood today. Spending my days enclosed in a bed tent makes it so that I have more spoons to handle leaving the house, increases my mood, and decreases my anxiety. Big win.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Jan 28th. Pun Calendar. "I often say to myself, 'I can't believe that cloning machine worked!'" Subtle, tasteful, a lie tho. 3/5 clones.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Jan 27th. Pun Calendar. "There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol had on walking. The results were staggering." Hehehehehe. 9/10 shots.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Jan 25th and 26th. Pun Calendar. "I've accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles. My next poop could spell disaster." Love a good poop joke. 20/26 letters.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Jan 24th Pun Calendar. "Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?" Boo. Go to the gym! 2/7 treadmills.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Jan 23rd Pun Calendar "I gave all my dead batteries away… they were free of charge!" Another double pun, we appreciate. Points docked for the crime of giving away dead batteries. 30/45 AAAs.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Jan 22. Pun Calendar. "It was cold in the bedroom so I laid down in the fireplace and slept like a log." Makes me think of a friend at LARP. 2/3 logs.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Jan 21st. Pun Calendar. "I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt for ages. But then one day, it just clicked." Cute. I like it. 6/7 seatbelts.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Jan 20th. Pun Calendar. "I understand how gems are made. The concept is crystal clear to me." Cute. To the point. Simple. A good pun. 8/10 amethyst points.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Living in the current political climate with schizoaffective disorder is like living in a video game that's constantly on nightmare mode. Only worse.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Jan 18th. Pun Calendar. "There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal." Sales are hard. This pun goes harder. 2/2 oars.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Jan 17th. Pun Calendar. "Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass." Loving these double puns. 4/4 Window panes.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

My insurance decided I did not need sedation for the shot that went directly to the nerve between my pelvis and my spine because the procedure was quick. It was about as quick as the other two, which I got sedated for. I would know, I felt the needle.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Jan 16th. Pun Calendar. "Went to quite a few stores to find the best prices for herbs… I think it was thyme well spent." Two puns in one post? My favorite pun? Be still my beating heart! 1000/100 thyme leaves! This is my favorite pun!

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Jan 15th. Pun Calendar. "I always wanted to learn how to procrastinate... just never got around to it." Excellent. I love a good paradox. 10/10 impossibilities.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Jan 14th. Pun Calendar. "Just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap." Lazy. Could be better! 3/12 brownies.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Almost forgor Jan 13th. Pun Calendar. "My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly… I'm not a fan." Pretty good. I can appreciate it. 4/5 fan blades.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Jan 11th and 12th Pun Calendar. There will be no pun tomorrow. "When my ice house falls apart igloo it back together." Cute! Fresh! A good pun all around. I rate it 47/50 ice blocks.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Jan 10th. Pun Calendar. "Whenever I'm feeling blue, I start breathing again." It's okay, not my favorite. Reminds me I have sleep apnea. 4/10 breaths.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Jan 9th. Pun Calendar. "Justice is a dish best served cold because if it were served warm, it would be just water." A good one. Just works. ;) 17/18 ice cubes.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Unlike Billie, I DO need that xanny to feel better.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Jan 8th. Pun Calendar. "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Doesn't really feel like an actual pun, is just asking a hypothetical question about hypothetical questions. Reminds me of biology classes. 2/30 crickets.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Jan 7th. Pun Calendar. "Things made in Australia are high koala-ty." A perfect pun. Short, easy to understand, includes a fun fact. 10/10 koalas.

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Hal 9000 @guylacroix.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Jan 6th. Pun Calendar. "My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is steadily improving." Almost a perfect pun. Docking one point for the ex-wife part. 2/3 darts.

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