Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's another insane week for good-looking berries at Haymarket. We're talking case quantities for what a pack or two costs retail. 000
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I love this metropolitan statistical area. 010
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Still one of the smartest modern American political histories, and one that does the most to undermine my optimism about political change in the U.S. 082
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I know everyone involved is extremely dead, but I think it's important that we conclusively establish that Roscoe Arbuckle (allegations aside) < Roscoe Arbuckle's dog Luke. 000
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The great tomato-ing is upon us. 3 kilos sauced here, another ~2 kilos in the fridge, 3 kilos sauced previously, another ??? kilos still on the vine. 110
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 22/08/2026New England Blazing Star bloom has begun in earnest! 021
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026After getting a free exercise bike and using it twice: 010
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 25/07/2026So many thoughts about ICE that shouldn't go into writing. 031
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Metro stations continue to be absolutely beautiful. Humid as all hell down here, though. 051
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 18/07/2026@amtrak.com I love you. You're great. But we need to talk. No train that touches New York City can legally call this...bread (which is not bad, mind you!)...a "bialy." 000
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"I'll take care of these edits and have it to you next week." 010
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Sitting in MA, looking north for the last nine months: 010
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Life-long slaver Thomas Jefferson in 1787 on how any just God was bound to eventually crush the U.S. in the name of the enslaved: 041
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 28/06/2026My meadow, like many first-time native meadows, started out with a not-great seed mix. Loads of stuff I've had to rip out (looking at you, blanket flower). But today I discovered that a seed from three years ago picked this year to become the extremely-rare-in-New England Oligoneuron rigidum! 220
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Either someone is setting bait for a very specific mugging or an alien won a storage auction. 000
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Nesta Webster (née Bevan) (pictured) was an heiress to a prominent banking family. She became an author of popular histories of the French Revolution. However, she also became convinced that she was a reincarnated French aristocrat killed during the Revolution. 120
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I don't see the problem. All these places love him. 3413
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Greater Boston if Taxachusetts was real and we stopped hating new and/or fun things: 022
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Tfw you "show, don't tell, critiques about the left." 000
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 04/06/2026"Put your hands on the flywheel" is how you, at absolute best, completely negate the purpose of a flywheel. In virtually every probable outcome it's how you end up like this: 130
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Current star of the meadow: Penstemon hirsutus (Hairy Beardtongue). Endangered and extremely rare in Massachusetts and I've managed to grow at least two new ones without really trying. Terrific flowers, wretchedly scented seeds. 100
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Upside to this week's unhinged weather: the mushroom factory is active. 010
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Who needs UFOs? I have aliens in the meadow. 021
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 08/05/2026It figures that a fucked up day like this is the same day I find my first legitimate "they don't know what they have" treasure in a thrift shop: 100
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Apropos of today's collective agreement that adults need to stop killing kids over their needle anxiety: Blood banks are constantly short of blood. Go donate. Do double reds if you can. It's very easy and literally helps keep people alive. Tattoo disqualification is essentially a myth! 052
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Boston-exclusive tip: Haymarket is buried in perfectly good organic raspberries this weekend. $1 a pint at basically every stall. I got a dozen pints for $8. 000
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Between the Civil War and 1932, Republicans were the party of government, with a virtual monopoly on the presidency and the Senate (Cleveland and Wilson as the rare exceptions). Any other state of affairs was essentially unthinkable through the 1920s. Then this happened and remade the U.S.: 120
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I'm so, so tired of the antisociality. The little one sometimes goes crazy if she's alone. But that's my problem, not everyone else's. Also, how can you spend more than a day or two with a dog and not understand that, despite your best efforts, they're always going to be kind of gross? 100
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Inside this line, if you've never had a burrito from a taco shop whose name ends in "-berto's", ideally with at least 3-4 typos on the menu board: don't. You'll have tasted a piece of Eden. It will haunt you every day for the rest of your life. 100
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 09/03/2026"Child labor laws are trying to regulate coal mining. Time for breaker boys to come together and resist." 041
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Truly incredible experience this morning as my wife learned in real time that the Wojtek Memorial is for a bear, not a guy who liked bears. 010
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 18/02/2026When I read this in undergrad it had two profound effects: 1. It was one of the first books that made me think about being a U.S. historian. 2. It was one of the first books that made me realize we might be fucked. 052
Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 13/02/2026One abstract and like three fixed citations away from sending the finalized dissertation to my committee and this is all I can think about: 010
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