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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 28m

Does it scale up? What are the chances we can get Rodman to go shit on Putins floor?

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 31m

Drainage also a thing (said the Guy who dropped $45K on a septic tank last year)

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 55m

Orange and San Diego counties are completely disposable to the GOP? Do they know that?

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 1h

Too easy. Red diesel is distilled from iron rich red rocks, which feature all the best red dinosaur remains. The be real red diesel, it has to come from the red region of France, but there are many acceptable local variations.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 2h

And they say there is no such thing as progress...

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 2h

I love this game. Can California also withhold federal funds?

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 4h

Mail has been delivered and no fresh government check. Maybe tomorrow, IDK?

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 8h

Nobody is threatening Kaliningrad

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 8h

Nothing like Monday morning stand up to encourage response to recruiters. Too bad the job market is so nasty right now.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 8h

lol... keeps on scrolling

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 8h

That isn't dancing.

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Min Hyoung Song @minsong.bsky.social · 9h

This is amazing satire at a time when satire is becoming nearly impossible.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 19h

You know what the last message was from the USS Pueblo? I have seen the canary, and it was "HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME HELP OUT HERE?" and then OTA.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 20h

x2, I would buy this

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 23h

ChatGPT lies to me all the time: task, agreement, promise, declaration of success, validation failure and "what the hell happened there?" excuse, retry, fail but eventually success. Is this merely a scheme to burn tokens? Mr. Big declares AI is awesome and minions shall use it. And here we are.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 23h

This is the dumbest and most profane timeline.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 23h

The only difference between this and Meta is that we would all have to communicate via Messenger and the cells are too large.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I would disqualify him on tech ignorance, so perhaps is qualification is being vastly unqualified?

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Every sentence here is a lie. You fail.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

21% is good, amirite? Compared to Oklahoma?

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I will never get over that people heard nonsense about the "late great Hannibal Lecter" and wind turbines causing ear cancer and decided they wanted this for POTUS

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Remember when Bush Jr thought he could invade Venuzuela?

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I guess established research agencies like DARPA were unavailable?

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Him say you Blade Runner"

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Never mind devine retribution, this line of tweets is certain to end badly. Back when AI was a thing in late 1980s there was much angst about how we should mimic nature, so "evolutionary programming", "genetic programming", etc. All BS of course because wet systems evolved for wet reasons.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Let the EMHO log tell the true story of morning wood.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Right after I typed this, some jerk set up a monster bongo set in the parking lot and has been going full beatnik for at least 20 minutes. All I need now is the tambourine lady and some dorks with bagpipes and maybe the Tijuana Brass. Not pointing fingers but the timing is suspicous.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I just got up. Might do something later. We'll see.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The PDB is a coloring book.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Wait? WHAT? They raised rates? FAKE NEWS!

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Not all of us agree the VEN adventure was a good thing, and he sometimes talks like Casper Gutman in the Maltese Falcon.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just asking questions, amirite? What a putz.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That should be a morale patch.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm done, but thanks. Bad job market was all the incentive I needed.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wonder what Grok tells Emperor Tang about how the world will react to his passing?

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I see variations of this every single workday, sometimes w/people who I thought might be smarter. "Intellectual surrender" is a real thing, and I rarely criticize it out loud because... well... I'm on the loosing side of that argument.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

TBH, these names are endlessly entertaining for me. Same for DPRK and PRC.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Next week is SF Fleet Week for all who celebrate.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Locker room boys not get the shot? That is funny.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I will now refer to myself at "Warrior First Class" and address my shipmates as "warriors" and see how it iends up.

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SkyGuy @guycole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I just need to get through standup.

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