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gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is one of the areas germany is innovating in

Sign for a business that says

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gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Brother i did fly away. Trying really hard to never come back to the real world again this time. I’m going hammer/bottle mode

Engraving of a guy on an old castle that looks like he has a bottle in one hand and a hammer in the other

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m reading your posts

The other guy in my dinner with andre looking at him incredulously

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Fuck thjs

Pie chart of my top flagged terms i post: shit damn ass stupid fuck fucking hell penis dick piss

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

List almost complete

weeder
@weeder.bsky.social
The 38 Most Annoying People on Bluesky

With 32 replies circled

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Thos old maga guys who sit behind home plate

Old guy from scrooged

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I kneel for the shit and stand for the piss

Red white and blue porta potty (the colors of various flags including russia, the uk, france, various recognized and illegal regimes in north america) :

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business.
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gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

A blocked post to which crab man responded “ This shit got me feeling like the white snakeroot”

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Gen y am i here

Jim jarmusch in a hat and sunglasses in fishing with john saying why am i here

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If the football sports were more like this íd watch it

Screenshot from the england argentina „match“ but they are all crash bandicoot

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Mocked this up for my mutuals Lmk if you have questions or concerns

Swot analysis saying “pee is stored i nthe balls” in the top left, “our pee is store in the cloud” on the top right, “data is stored in the balls” bottom left, and “our data is stored in the cloud” bottom right. The image i downloaded has helpful and weaknesses on the x axis and internal/external on the y axis.

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Down in the fatherland watching the ladies of washington take on the nc team in cary

Spicy chelada beer

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Daniel plainview there will be blood yelling about drinking that boy’s milk or we but the caption says “i frank your stein”, “I frank it up!”

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

This DC metro?

Wmata won the top transit agency award last year

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

john

Half jon hamm and half john kracinski

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Another batch. For the second, it was one of four (of 8 one star reviews) that said it tastes like dog food/treats. Maybe something there

Taste horrible
Bob27 >
a year ago THEY SMELL LIKE MUST AND THEY TASTE
LIKE THROWUP!!

Tastes Like Dog Food
Glimbo Meatstack >
a month ago Tastes like dog food. I wish I was exaggerating but I know what dog food tastes like. Another
disappointing meat flavor.
@ No, I do not recommend this product.

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

April 29 aka “pringles one star review day” Enjoy: “where’s the SALT?” and “I need these chips to have me sweating.”

Used to taste great - where's the SALT?
PA86 >
14 days ago I just picked up a can of Original Pringles and there is no salt on them. I am literally sitting here with a salt shaker and adding it myself. Numbers on bottom.of can are 5342KT30 2000 Best By Mar 09
2027
* No, I do not recommend this product.

Taste better with more chili pepper
MonkeymOney. >
2 months ago I've been buying these for a couple of months and compared to the first time, they've become regular
chips. I need these chips to have me sweating. These the only ones that really gave takis
competition in my opinion.
• Yes, I recommend this product.

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

(Bursts into mutuals lounge) hey look at this map I got

1806 map of german speaking Europe with French and Austrian troop movements

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Washingtonian article from 1980 “ Inside
Jim Vance
Oh, to be Young, Cool, Handsome, and Making $200,000
a Year. So Why Is He Insecure and Unhappy?” He is wearing suspenders and smiling. i photoshopped a hand holding a gun and a fake tom cruise signature over it

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Why not have both

Original hank hill saying “ 6:00 A.M.,
AND ALREADY THE BOY AIN'T RIGHT.” In his kitchen but capybara/armadillo pasted on one side and the whole photo is rotated sideways and the text is partially transparent pasted again on top

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

im posting

Rust cohle saying im so fucking important sarcastically

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Wikipedia is a land of boundless gifts

Part of a wikipedia page for Alexandre Villaplane, a footballer and nazi collaborator executed in 1944 by the french.

“Criminal information

Criminal status: Executed by firing squad
Conviction: Treason
Criminal penalty: Death
Position: Midfielder”

And then some soccer stats

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Crash into me album but it says bandicoot instead of me

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

They don’t write headlines like this anymore. Now it would be “hitler went into a bunker. What happened next was shocking.”

Le monde article after hitler died “hitler est mort”

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

End scene of the movie chinatown but i caption it “never forget”

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Ok is it jumping top to bottom? Re my bear i hope this explains

Outline of bear face damp marks on sidewalk so the bear face part is circled

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Does anyone else see a sad bear

Sidewalk that has damp marks that look kinda like pooh’s nose and eyes

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Alternates

Scooby doo unmasking meme. Mask on is soup. Mask off is week

Cool peggy from mad men meme captioned “in this hour of soup you’re welcome”

No country meme “what is the most you’ve ever souped in a week”

Don draper pitch meme “what do people like more than week? Soup. For a week.” And the poster he’s presenting has a soup and calendar emoji

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Wolf of wall street meme. Leo looks at matt mccon and says “you at 100 soups today?” Matt mccon says “it is week de la soupe my man”

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Swerving off the road like a dive bomber

Maps result for exotic lumber in anne arundell county maryland

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Wow

auction site for a “blunderbuss spring-loaded-bayonet. Wow”
No bids. At $5750

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

One of their set lists lives on my fridge (bassist gave it to me)

Pietasters set list on a fridgr

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Virginia

Blue pickup with a decal on the tailgate of a sasquatch lounging sexually with a a raccoon

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

This feels tailor made to have me feel absolutely nothing

Ap:
2025 in review
Unprecedented moves by President Donald Trump and other politicians shaped sports in 2025. The impact will be Lasting

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Pov someone posts their wrapped this year on bsky

Anton chigurh drinking milk and staring like a psychopath

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Pov i’m reading your posts

Wallace from my dinner with andre staring with brow furrowed

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

My table is a mess rn

On a wooden coffee table: 2 cans of seltzer water, a nylon wallet, a tv remote, how to cook everything by mark bittmann, a history of nationalism in Europe and america by lloyd Kramer, a collection of essays about postwar german stacked on several other books and dvds (which happen to all be m night shyamalan movies but that’s not showing, a shoe horn, some papers, and a fingernail clipper

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Is this the shirt #hoop4tom

Ebay ad for Rare Vintage Tom Cruise Shooting The Firm Movie Promo 1992 Men's
XL T-Shirt

Showing back of the shirt with text reading “is your job worth dying for?”

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I googled it and the image this tiktok used to imply he’s thinking about leaves when he’s playing basketball is so perfect

Tiktok viewed in browser about alex sarr saying people shouldn’t rake the leaves in their yard - he’s in a gameday uniform with his mouth slightly open and there is a stock image of leaves and a rake in a little bubble next to his head. The superimposed background is a suburban home

100

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Lunch in a bottle

Anton chigurh on a couch holding a milk bottle

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Oh i got it

Karl malone playing bball

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Theres always more work to do,

Kevin hart telling his buddy in scary movie 3 “You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?”

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Yep got everything i could think of

One roll of tp, a heath bar, a 4 pack of beer, soy sauce, and a 12 pack of seltzer water on a grocery store conveyer

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Interesting day to drop this headline

Reuters podcast

Listening now
Trump vs. the BBC
On Assignment • November 15, 1:00 AM

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Black and white photo of a cat with its paws on a typewriter

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

The NFL is a gambling addition-exploiting money printing machine. We shouldn’t have to pay a dime

GREATER GREATER WASHINGTON
The Washington, DC region is great * and it can be greater.
A Commanders stadium at
RFK will actually cost taxpayers $6 billion
LAND USE GGWash Policy By Hal Connolly, Nick Sementelli (Board of Directors), Alex Baca (DC Policy Director)
May 1, 2025

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

This is what the houses look like across the street from the [slur] nfl stadium. Small single family. The neighborhood predated even the first stadium. Now they’re building a 21st century version (much bigger and louder). No limit to how much billionaires hate us

Two story brick older row houses, very modest

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Michel foucault

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

The arrested meme about bananas recaptioned “I mean it's one gast, Michael
What could it flabber?”

gerd @guy1.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

No thanks

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