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@gunnysmurf.com
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Former attorney⚖️, 👧🏻dad, Still with her (both of them) Easily amused. Seahawks & UW🏈, Reign FC⚽️, Mariners⚾️🔱, Kraken🏒, Sonics (RIP) & UCONN🏀 can fold a fitted sheet 🦾 Retired Submarine Veteran; 26 years.

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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 11/09/2026
Living in the southern U.S. be like
Chicken and Waffle flavored oreo cookies. 🍪
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 13/03/2026
meme doggo looking at 'puter on the interwebz - "What a lovely day on the inter... "

Meme doggo breaking fourth wall in utter disbelief - "...Good lord"
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 30/01/2026
One of the best days of my life being able to be there.
Kam Chancellor presenting the George Halas trophy to Jody Allen with Mike McDonald, John Schneider and Sam Darnold present after wining the NFC Championship against the L.A. Rams, 31-27.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 05/12/2025
WTF!?
Stick figure dude w/a look of terror and disgust leaning as far away af from the horror on their computer screen.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 05/12/2025
OMG
Stick figure dude w/a look of terror and disgust leaning as far tf away as possible from the horror on their screen.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 15/11/2025
Welp…
Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social: “Marjorie’s getting a taste of how may of us have been living under the Trump regime for years. If this is what it takes to break the MAGA mass psychosis, so be it.”

Marjorie Taylor Green on X/Twitter: “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. The man I supported and helped get elected. Aggressive rhetoric attacking me has historically led to death threats and multiple convictions of me. Who were radicalized by the same type rhetoric being directed at me right now. This time by the President of the United States. As a woman I take threats from men seriously.”
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 12/11/2025
This tweet the other day is making more sense now.
Nancy Mace on X: "I have to to tell you. Last night, I had the MOST INCREDIBLE conversation with the President. I have NEVER been more PROUD. I told him how much I love him, how much America loves him and how he will go down as the GREATEST President in American history. He will do anything he can to help any one. There will never be another like him. God bless Donald Trump! 3 American flag emojis"
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 05/11/2025
This turnout is ... abysmal
North Carolina 11/04/2025 election turnout: 100% of 1,567 precincts reporting. 695,500 or 3,549,877 registered voters voted.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 04/11/2025
All of it. I won't be taking any questions.
A guy throwing an item in the trashcan.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 02/11/2025
Yup.
Captain Picard on the bridge of USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E): “How it feels waking up every morning in 2025 - “Damage Report””
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 31/10/2025
Duuuuuuude! 🤣🤣
Katie Miller wife of Stephen weirdo Miller wiki profile listing her as a nazi
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 25/10/2025
There are local elections and ballot measures happening all over the country. If you’re able, please go vote 🗳️
Aaron holding an “I voted early” sticker.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 21/10/2025
Facts
Angry cat: Tuesday is just Monday’s ugly sister
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 20/10/2025
😫
Odds for Game 7 of the ALCS. Mariners vs Blue Jays
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 18/10/2025
The Clearsky Top 20 blocked (24hrs)
Clearsky Top 20 blocked in the ast 24hrs: whitehouse-47, homelandgov, deptofwar, hhsofficial, state-department, us-dot, doi.gov, homelandcbp, commerce-gov, departmentofenergy, usdagov, sba-gov, usdeptofed, deptofinterior, treasurydept, deptvetaffairs, usenvironment, tsa.gov, odnigov, fda.gov" All have .bsky.social addresses.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 18/10/2025
Clearsky's Top 20 (24hrs):
Clearsky Top 20 blocked in the ast 24hrs: whitehouse-47, homelandgov, deptofwar, hhsofficial, state-department, us-dot, doi.gov, homelandcbp, commerce-gov, departmentofenergy, usdagov, sba-gov, usdeptofed, deptofinterior, treasurydept, deptvetaffairs, usenvironment, tsa.gov, odnigov, fda.gov" All have .bsky.social addresses.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 18/10/2025
Really didn't take long for people to figure out that blocking the sudden influx of .gov accounts the night before the No Kings protests was a good idea.
Clear Sky's Top 5 most blocked accounts in the last 24hrs: White House, Homeland Security, Dept of War, HHS, State Dept government accounts. All blocked.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 18/10/2025
love to see it!👇
Clear Sky's previous 24hrs of most blocked accounts: White House, Homeland Security, Dept of War, HHS official, State Department government accounts. All blocked.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 11/10/2025
I would die for hims!! 🐟 GOMS🔱
MLB on X: "FOR HUMPY! "

-every game the Mariners have something called the Salmon Run. Quasi mascots that cosplay King, Silver, Red and Pink a/k/a humpy salmon. Humpy has never won till the 15th inning during the Mariners v Tigers ALDS game 5 mid 15th inning.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 11/10/2025
Man, I wish the Ms could take Paul with them to Toronto.
X screen shot of Detroit Tigers’ Paul Sewald. “This gutted me a little. I’m not gonna lie. Paul bled Mariner blue for years. I’d venture to guess he’d imagined a moment like this a couple times, but never imagined being in the visitor’s dugout. His fingerprints are still on this team. Nothing but love for Sewald forever.”
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 09/10/2025
Post you from a different era (1996)
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 05/10/2025
Places I’d live. AK, WA, OR, CA, NV, CO, NM, MN, WI, MI, IL, LA, ME, VT, NH, MA, RI, NY, NC, VA, MD, DE

Maybe: MT and PA

Hell no! HI, TX, FL, SC, GA, MS, AL, ID, IA, UT, KS, ND, SD, OH, WV, TN, KY
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 03/10/2025
This is beyond bullshit people are being made to do this nonsense. This is the same as a f'ing oath pledge. Screenshot from an actual hire/promotion short essay prompt in USAJobs/USAStaffing:
"How would you help advance the President's Executive Orders and policy priorities in this role? Identify one or two relevant Executive Orders or policy initiatives that are significant to you, and explain how you would help implement them if hired."
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 29/09/2025
So glad I’m not a Dallas or Green Bay fan rn
Win probability chart for Dallas Cowboys vs Green Bay Packers. End of 4th quarter going into overtime. Tied 37-37
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 28/09/2025
Just a reminder, if you see someone wearing this, this is a white supremacist dog whistle.
white supremacist symbol: black and white U.S. flag with on blue stripe
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 22/09/2025
Yup
Seahawks fans walking into work Monday.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 19/09/2025
Sometimes the smallest forms of resistance are satisfying.
Mail envelope with USA Forever stamp upside down. Fuck Trump. And fuck ICE.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 18/09/2025
Name 2 identical movies made by different people
Olympus has fallen movie posterWhite House Down movie poster
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 17/09/2025
Still apt
How it feels waking up every morning in 2025

Captain Picard “Damage Report”
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 16/09/2025
Cartoon Star Wars Stormtrooper: "Shut up and take my galactic credits!"
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 15/09/2025
Quote skeet with a funny reaction meme you haven’t found an opportunity to use yet.
“I’m not clicking that shit”
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 15/09/2025
But for tomorrow. Lolz
“How Seahawks fans will walk into work tomorrow”
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 14/09/2025
Poof. Buhbye They got alts because a pos usually knows their main will get torched.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 13/09/2025
Yt ppl are not ok. Ffs
Blue Alert “Timothy Craig Ramsey 26 yoa wm 5’11”, 185lbs is wanted for aggr[a]vated assault of a law enforcement officer. Last seen on foot in the area of McCaysville, GA wearing green top, dark pants dark motorcycle helmet. Subject considered armed and dangerous, do not approach, if seen call 911”
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 05/09/2025
Bad human 😐
Spray bottle - 'No'
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 05/09/2025
If you live in Mecklenburg County, NC — early voting for Municipal Primaries are underway. Tuesday Sept. 9th is voting day.
A-Aron holding his “I Voted Early” sticker
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 04/09/2025
Shet 😭
Windows update version 24H2
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 02/09/2025
We called that kind of "tradition" hazing in the Navy.
Hazing is any action or situation inteded to embarrass, humiliate, or cause physical or emotional harm to someone as a condition for group membership or initiation, regardless of the individual's willingness to participate. Common forms of hazing include force consumption of substances, alcohol abuse, sleep deprivation, mental humiliation, dangerous physical activities, and personal servitude. Hazing is illegal in many places, can lead to severe consequences for victims and perpetrators, and can be prevented by recognizing, reporting, and stopping it when it occurs."
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 01/09/2025
Not fucking surprised:
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 01/09/2025
Why am I not fucking surprised?
“Yokeley, who was appointed to the board in July 2023 and later became its, chair stepped down as the State Board of Elections prepares to appoint a new chair following nominations from the North Carolina Republican Party.”
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 30/08/2025
💦
dog looking at a computer screen: "what a lovely day on the inter-" never image: "Good lord"
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 24/08/2025
This stuff is magic. 15 minutes and hangover symptoms are gone. Still feel like a sloth, but every other hangover evilness is gonzo.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 13/08/2025
👀
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 13/08/2025
👀
MLB AL West standings as of 08/12/25
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 11/08/2025
Movie: Final Destination
Log launched throw windshield.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 09/08/2025
I try to avoid looking or hearing him as much as possible. Not much success. But yeah, Grandpa Ramblepants would make even Sir Didymus recoil from the stench.
Sir Didymus from Labrynth in his Bog
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 09/08/2025
My contribution to Caturday 👇😼
Orange cat in the snow wearing a helmet and puffing on a stogy "War cat thinks you're a pussy"
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 04/08/2025
My only reaction to this and how she wasn't already contemplating steps to change her identity.
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 04/08/2025
Your last saved celebrity is your therapist. Who is it? Make it so
How it feels waking up every morning in 2025. 

Jean Luc Picard: Damage Report
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A-Aron @gunnysmurf.com · 01/08/2025
Age verification? First album I bought with my own money.
8 track Steve Miller Band - Book of Dreams
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