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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i'd get perma'd myself if i ever said what should happened to this mod team, and maybe a knock on the door too. honestly, at this point, if i could back up my words it might even be worth it
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ate food today and now i don't feel so good, i think i fucked up (am american, for context) chat plz pray for me
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i would kill for texts like this. also would kill to learn spanish (i know a little bit, but not nearly enough to consider myself fluent in any meaningful capacity)
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
they sure were quiet about it, tnough!
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
my first was... actually i think my first anime was the pokemon anime, started watching right around when i turned 4 lol. but my first anime i understood as such, and not being too young to perceive it as just another kind of cartoon, was Evangelion
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
wow okay, bumping it up on my "to watch" list, and it was already p high up there lol
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The medical examiner afterwards: "We expected to see a gruesome splat at the impact site, but instead , so far as we can tell he appears to have made a cartoonish, Looney Tunes-esque BOING instead?!"
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this is genuinely the worst take I've ever seen from you (i say with 40 some plushies in my room)
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hold on. there's a metaphor for gnosticism in here i think
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
all the time
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
you can't even shoot them for health and ammo anymore without getting charged for "disturbing the peace" and "reckless discharge," because of woke
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hang on, there's a story to be written here lmao
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
trans slim shady, call her slim lady
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
v much depends on the lesbians. either they're gonna turn out the best behaved kid on earth or the kid is gonna have nutritional problems and a white monster snd vape addiction by the age of 4
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i will. they (? pronouns? i blocked them (?) a while ago and i can't be assed to unblock to check lol) anyway they are tranny temu will stancil but more fbi wrecker coded
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
wow! v nice!
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
semi-unrelated, but referring to Pontius Pilate as "pilates" is v funny. Jesus was killed by... yoga?!
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i will not fall for bait i will not fall for bait i will not fall for bait i will not fall for bait i will not fall for bait i will not fall for bait i will not fall for bait i will not fall for bait i will not fall for bait i will not fall for bait i will not fall for bait i will not fall for bait
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this just triggered latent trypophobia I didn't know I had, nice job!
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
playing pickleball with my pickle and balls
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
playing pickleball with my pickle and balls
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this is past even just cooking, atp this is straight up running the whole damn restaurant lol
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yeah, let's bring back Aztec mythology, we can start with AI bros and transphobes being sacrificed as non-believers
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
e coli forever
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
wjy am i crying, why tf am i jealous of a fucking cockroach, brains are stupid
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
wow what a lil cutie!!!!
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yoooo, those are your new pets? That's siiiiiick! What the tl really needs is photos of them happy, healthy, and well-fed! 🥰... what do they eat, anyway?
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
God, if I had a dollar for every good reason to be pissed at Nintendo's legal team, I'd have enough money to buy them.
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
and even the ones named are still seig heiling whenever they're awake, it's just that the rest of them seig heil in their sleep, too
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm still pissed we didn't get that Eternal Darkness sequel, and even more pissed that Denis Dyack thought he of all people was qualified to try and make it!
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
trying to figure out if i have manic behavior or not and every site is like "overspending, sexual activity, drug use" but im terminally broke, 200% rizzless and wouldn't know how to find a dealer if i tried so that's about as useless as a pile of fucking pigshit isn't it!
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
luigi is a glegle in spirit, and vice versa
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
albanians are from albany
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Which color would Detroit rap be, I wonder?
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hold on, you could legitimately do this for different kinds of Detroit based music. Detroit techno is blue ofc. Detroit proto-punk is red. Motown is black bc MaRo once outright said capitalism is black, and what was the Motown economic model if not capitalist af?
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ohhhh thats whats been steady fucking up my mental tonight. got it 👍
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
All this is to say, thank you! From the bottom of my heart, thank you so much for your writing, it genuinely means a lot to me!
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Struggling to figure out what to say about your writing other than just "it made me cry," certainly nothing that could fit in 300 characters! I only first watched Eva at 31, a month or two ago, but I already need to rewatch it, there's such a wealth of emotion in it...
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
long as pooping is still legal, ill be fine
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hold your head still while you do so i can aim right
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 19/08/2026
the last true piece of american freedom, slowly being ripped from us as citizens
donald trump speaking

Yahoo Life
Donald Trump discusses plans to make pissing in the shower a felony. Shower pissers are left with little hope.
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
someday i should really gather my thoughts and write a whole thing on the difference between the idea that people can change and grow vs Catholic ideas of redemption vs the Calvinist belief that redemption isn't possible
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
original or SoTFS?
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
which one is water?
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 18/08/2026
Trans women love to be like "I'm boymoding right now, I'm totally a boy right now" and then post a picture of themselves looking like the womanest woman to ever woman
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
you're the only other person ive ever known who's heard of it :3
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Off The Air
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
reminding me i gotta listen to locust abortion technician again sometime
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
my partner and i were planning on going for a hike but i do not think that is happening today lol
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the tilde mafia @gunfucker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
yeah it seems like such a subtle distinction from the outside but it really is one of those things where it's like if i had the words to describe it better i would but for now all i can say is if you know you know
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