Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The cowards at The National Academy of Sciences rejected my McDonald Cascade Theory, which states that a single Michael McDonald impression will inevitably trigger a chain reaction of additional Michael McDonald impressions, because of woke. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Of course the dumb Nazi Apartheid baby is angry a Black woman was cast as Helen of Troy. This is a guy who is wrong about everything. It’s good that he hates it. I’ve never been more interested in seeing the film now. 000
Reposted by Gummy WizardBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up. 324208672293
Reposted by Gummy WizardDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 30/03/2026People do not appreciate what a vast, fundamental sea change batteries are bringing to the electrical system. 231532391
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 30/03/2026“We’re all trying to find the guys who did this!” 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 10/03/2026It's going to take a long time to undo the damage done by this administration. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 25/01/2026ICE in #SouthAustin? iceout.org/reportInfo/9...iceout.orgPeople Over Papers - Report ICE ActivityReport and track ICE activity in your community. A community-driven platform to document immigration enforcement. 001
Reposted by Gummy Wizardmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 07/01/2026they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it. 1967302077
Reposted by Gummy WizardJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine. We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call. 135104612601
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 05/01/2026"It's GOOD we bombed Berlin and kidnapped their PM. Just look at all the Germans celebrating in Argentina!" 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 09/12/2025More blank checks for the IDF's genocide. Pass. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I know this could be seen as controversial, but I’m beginning to suspect that Nazis might be kind of rude. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳. 030
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I’m feeling this song so deeply, I’m going to stop it every 20 seconds to provide commentary. 010
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Music reaction videos are a racket. Olds like to watch youngs lose their minds over the songs we blasted in high school, and the youngs are happy to ham it up for views on their monetized accounts. “Oh wow! Whoa! Whaaaaat? WOW!” C’mon. Nobody listens to The Cure like that. 120
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Charlie Kirk was a great man, but you'll be fired for quoting him directly. But yeah. Great man with unspecified opinions which you must never repeat. 010
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2025The more clear it becomes that Tyler Robinson is far-right, the less likely is that law enforcement will tell us. 010
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I just hope that RFK Jr. is standing by and all the doctors at Walter Reed take his treatment advice. #DieTrumpDie 010
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Schismogenesis: defining your identity as “whatever they’re not.” See also: “own the libs.” 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I didn’t see shit.media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt says " i 'm blind " in front of his faceALT: a man in a blue shirt says " i 'm blind " in front of his face 180
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 10/07/2025The Department of Homeland Security has always been useless security theater to make people feel better. It’s the DOGE of its generation. Why won’t anyone with a platform call it what it is? Is it really that politically delicate? Call it government waste if that’s easier. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 04/07/2025REPUBLICANS IN THE CIVIL RIGHTS ERA: We don't have the votes, but we will filibuster and use arcane parliamentary rules to deny any attempt to ensure Black people have rights. DEMOCRATS TODAY: Pwease stop.🥺 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 04/07/2025THE OLDS: Gasp! Look at these dashing young rebels—Kneecap and Bob Vylan—saying all those naughty, forbidden things we explicitly told them not to say! Isn’t that just awful? Aren’t you horrified? THE YOUNG: 😍😍😍😍😍😍 010
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Saw a small gang of mockingbirds harassing a hawk on my walk this morning. The hawk bailed, two birds hot on his tail. How many other little critters did they just save? It reminded me of people showing up to confront ICE, forcing them to retreat. Same energy. Not today, motherfucker. Not today. 010
Reposted by Gummy WizardMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 14/06/2025remembering the smarmy yale law prof insisting to me that trump must be allowed on the ballot because of the risk of escalating violence that would be spurred by removing him 1565573
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Noem would've looked shocked if her laminated face was still capable of human expressions. 000
Reposted by Gummy WizardNaomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 12/06/2025The way to beat Trump's fake populism is with real economic populism: - genuine solutions like rent control and free fast busses - directing the deep well of public anger up at the oligarchs, not the vulnerable. This is what Trump fears most - and it's why he never wanted to run against Bernie 101019151
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2025At this point, he’s the only thing about the Dems I like. 090
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Sssssssh! Please be quiet and respectful. Jill Stein is in hibernation until the next presidential election. 100
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 10/06/2025“But Marines aren’t trained to be police!” And cops are? Cops get less training than hairdressers. Some ex-cop grifter shows up and pushes the “wolves, sheep, sheepdogs” fantasy where empathy gets you killed and the public is the enemy. Police training ain't what you're making it out to be. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Scene in front of the downtown Austin ICE facility from the LA Solidarity protest. People were angry, but peaceful. Despite this, APD tear gassed protesters anyway. #ChingaLaMigra #FuckICE 214948
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Remember: All of their accusations are confessions. 010
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The last 50501 protest I went to, they led the crowd in the Pledge of Allegiance. LOL Fuck that shit. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The Mexican flag isn’t a hate symbol. IDGAF if ICE protesters fly it. The real issue is the decades-long fascist smear campaign tying Mexican identity to crime & invasion. Waving the flag is a reclaiming of their identity and a middle finger to anyone who wants them to be ashamed of it. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 08/06/2025LA and Minneapolis ICE protesters: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS! KEEP IT UP! YOU GIVE US ALL HOPE! Also, put more distance between yourselves and the pigs as you sling rocks with a shepherd’s sling. They’re cheap online (or you can make your own) and super easy to use. 020
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Maybe I'm out of touch. Do second graders today still ride their bikes a couple of miles home with a house key on a shoelace around their neck? Then spend the afternoon alone watching UHF Kung Fu Theater and heating up Spaghetti-Os on the stove? 000
