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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lrt// dude,, 😵‍💫
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snooze 🌻 webcomic-brained @justsnooze.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ 🌻 oc, comic, f/f ] (cw: wound fingering) first aid
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kitty @pawusage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
snot
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the autism rep of all time in media is wayne from letterkenny and i dont think i need to elaborate on this one
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dnd bordeline useless item: wand of suspicious confetti a wand that, upon choosing a target, blasts them with confetti. does no damage at all. the color of the confetti actually correlates to the targets alignment (blue is lawful good, red chaotic evil or smth like that).
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매요내주 @nomain050.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
every so often me and my sis will begin some asinine arguement and every time it sounds like a smiling friends bit like a greek philosophical debate over "would you rather poopy butt or butthole poop"
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
watching scrubs again for the first time in well over a decade, s1e4 is the most beautiful piece of media ive ever had the grace to witness
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
they should have added only xigbar to fornite for the kingdom hearts collab because it wouldve been so funny and a little thematically appropriate
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everyone is posting about metroid and meanwhile this post is the main thing I know about the series
fishing-lesbian-princess

I feel like Samus Aran, when she’s not on a mission, would have a Tony Hawk type experience with people not recognizing her without her armor. Like she’d get carded buying alcohol or something and the cashier would go “Samus Aran? Ha, it’s spelled just like the bounty hunter too. I wonder what he’s up to now?”

fishing-lesbian-princess

She would definitely take advantage of this when she goes to lesbian bars and stuff. She’d just tell the cute alien girls her name is Sammy because if they knew she was the great Samus Aran they’d expect her to top

fishing-lesbian-princess

I originally put a shortened version of this in the tags but I feel it’s worth adding. Imagine being the alien girl at a lesbian bar on a federation space station. You meets this cute tall human girl who calls herself Sammy and you hit it off and share some drinks and eventually Sammy invites her back to her place. Her place is a space ship that you swear looks familiar but you can’t remember where you’ve seen it. Anyway you disregard it and spend the night fucking the brains out of this buff blonde tgirl. Then in the morning when you go to leave you make a wrong turn and catch a glimpse of the power armor belonging to the bounty hunter known across the galaxy. Imagine the realization that this “Sammy” girl you plowed into the mattress last night is singhandedly responsible for saving the universe multiple times
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postmodern steak @steakbentley.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
waffle and wallace doodle, tummy ache for the captain
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
omfg the kh4 worlds got leaked on steam 😭
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
watching tank girl for the first time and holy peak i wanna be rebecca so gd bad bro its insane
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
im getting a lot of ads on instagram for "if u used social media and also self harmed as a teen youre entitled to financial compensation" and im not sure what to make of it. almost seems like fed shit.
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
bro i didnt think dolly parton could die, im kinda inconsolable abt this one
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
realizing every problem i have being rooted in ocd is the most unhelpful realization cuz now i just spiral abt how i have ocd instead of actually fixing the problem
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Raine @r-a-ine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
💦
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/07/2026
A post showing a head-on photo of a Common Swift by Eden Davies, where its wings stretch out vertically and horizontally to form right angle. 

Text below image: "today's bird is this Common Swift! this CRAZY photo was taken by Eden Davies from the uk. (image was pulled from reddit in r/Birdsfacingforward)"

avxx (@avxx) on tumblr replies: 
"Me: oh if only I had a way to plot points in two dimensions

The ever reliable cartesian coordinate plane:"
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joey @squishysheepie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
(plushophilia, bodyswap) new zine comic. she wanted to return the favor while she can <3 [ #plushophilia ]
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
who tf was gonna tell me yu yu hakushou was that good, this shit is fire
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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cuwujo.bsky.social @cuwujo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
many such cases
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𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔨𝔦𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔶 @flowuhpowuh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
two pink whitneys later i'm afraid the plans. have changed
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
chat a new skyrim playthru is gonna fix me istg
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the worst part abt trying to kick my addictions is that i dont have a cig and a bottle of jaeger in my hand rn
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
chat were coming up on the end of chrysalis era. its time to metamorphose.
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"If I Had $1,000,000" by Barenaked Ladies is yaoi for those with the eyes to see it
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
chat were becoming so associated were on that self healing pill were recovering from our childhood trauma
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
im glad soul eater was my first anime ever because literally every character and the web of interactions betweeen them is a perfect representation of the constant swirling enigma of my personality. this show is the core of my being and its ripping me out of dissociation in the best of ways frfr.
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
why should i blame her had they but courage equal to desire
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🎀Cinna🎀 @setsuna.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
this image is sending me, help 💀💀💀
"i pull men" "i pull women" well i pull at doors that say push
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trc @catworld.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
the ghost in a cartridge that's forever stuck unplayed in a 9.8 graded sealed copy sitting on the shelf of some youtuber in los angeles
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
open.spotify.com/album/4vhBx7... baller album
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In Your Own Sweet Time - Album by The Fratellis | Spotify
The Fratellis · album · 2018 · 11 songs
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Panel 1: Shenne (this is how I'll reference the girl version of Shen from now on) is making a comically pouty crybaby hands with her hands raised and saying "oooo I can't even draw a stick figure"

Panel 2: She's now doing raptor hands and continuing to make the pouty face in profile view, saying "ooooo if I draw something, it's gonna be BAD!"

Panel 3: Shenne faces you directly, the front of her body shaded apart from her eyes and teeth, which form a disgusted expression as she says "WHO THE HELL CARES?? DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANNA SAY TO THE WORLD???"

Panel 4: Shenne, still with a disgusted expression, says "here, loser" and throws a pencil at you.
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frog @ read BtG @frogletcomics.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the girls learn how to be polite
The PPG. Blossom is coaching them on manners.
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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PhantasmSam @phantasmsam.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Zoombinis in the Saw bathroom
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ideal voice is like a slightly girlier verson of gerard way
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RadicalSquiddo🦑 @radicalsquiddo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Nice Nature living the line cook life
Nice Nature perched atop her milk crate throne
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
dude shes literally me
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
not the worst infestation to have
shiny ribombee (commission for yetet) and ribombee (commission for velocibastard)
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🍣あっくんず🍣 @akkunz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
水着シリウス👙 #ウマ娘 #シリウスシンボリ
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Kongregate page for Don't Shit Your Pants has maybe the funniest game news update of all time
Developer Updates. April 17, 2013.

"Hey everyone, we’ve taken the veil off of for our latest game. I’m sorry to say it’s not Don’t Piss Your Pants, but we think it’s just as cool.

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated “Rogue-Lite” with an in-depth heritage system. We’re super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If you’ve enjoyed the games we’ve made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give [...]"
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Fuyu @fuyurnn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Team knit hat #ウマ娘 #umamusume
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
dude im on my cartoon character arc. ive got my subscription to ACME and everything. the anvil and the 100 lbs of TNT is arriving to my door by wednesday and im for sure gonna get that fuckoff rabbit istg.
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
stupid ramble, i think caffiene being classified as a "drug" is to make millenials and teenagers feel like theyre cool and important. just do coke.
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waffle @gummiwaffle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lmao burn in hell dumbass bitch
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