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Jorgie

@guidelessmeteor.bsky.social
1.6K followers 1.3K following 7.7K posts

🏳️‍🌈 He/him. Mid 30s. Sex-, body-, and kink-positive. NSFW. Quiet, introspective, and horny. Sir to good boys and sub for confident, playful men. Exhibitionist and major tease. No alt.

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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 1h
Always a color-coordinated slut. Good morning, Sam! 😘
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 1h
Just learned about this video today and I'm wondering why the gays haven't ran with it yet.
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N is for Nut!!
YouTube video by Tiramissumii
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 2h
Thank you, babe!
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 2h
Good morning, sexy 😍
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 11h
Yep! I used to be very bad at watching movies, so I've spent the last 5 years or so trying to catch up.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 12h
Ah, I love the stained glass treatment.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 12h
Ooh.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 13h
I just knows it smells like feral man 😈
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 13h
I just saw Carrie (1976) for the first time. Me during the last half hour:
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Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
Alt: Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 13h
Love this pic, Jay. 😘
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 13h
So hot and handsome!
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 14h
How can I add to that number?
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 15h
Festive hotties!
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 15h
Yes, they do. The Hallowistmas season.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 16h
Oh no. I just heard a Christmas song in October. I'm just trying to be a spooky ho, not a ho-ho-ho.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 16h
No, I totally get that. He was consistently annoying throughoit the film.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 16h
Woof.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 16h
The camera loves you. A sublime shot as always, Donny. 🥰
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 16h
Since we'll probably be hungry as hell, probably some tonkotsu or Whataburger. Since it's spooky month, let's watch Hereditary or Midsommar. 😘
After you're done coaching me through having a buddy of yours wreck me, what's on the menu and what movie we watching?
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
That man really makes you hate him until you don't.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
You're so damn cute!
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
Find someone else to flood them mo — Err, let's get some dinner and watch a movie while we cuddle! 🥰
What you wanna do after you rearrange/flood my guts?
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
Ooh, Michael Myers. A man after my spooky heart. 🖤
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
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Kraken 57 Octopus - Squad Seed Unn 57
Alt: Dancing Kraken 57.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
Trying to decide on dinner for this evening. Got a serious, silly, or spicy question that you'd like to ask? ngl.link/guidelessmet...
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
The nip pics will be for you, Lance. 😏
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
Preferrably with you in a singlet too. 😈🖤
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
My fellow brother in singlet. Feel free to touch as you please.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
Now you must also don a singlet or I will unleash the wrath of a thousand krakens.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
Yes, jocks are sacred this month, but we gotta allow for some deviation.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
Good boy. *Pets hairy chest*
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
Thank you for your observation. Due to time constraints, they were edited out. However, they may appear in a bonus segment. 😉😈
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17h
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Jocktober programming to bring you a special segment of Singlet Sunday. 🎃👻 #singletsunday #sinnersunday
A man in a red singlet shows off his hairy pit.A longer shot of the man's singlet. It shows off his raging boner. His arms are in an amateur fighting pose.A side view of the singlet with more of a focus on the man's bulge. His arms are near his chest.The man's ass, ready for some good spanks.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 19h
Yes, please. 🥵
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 20h
I support your foot star era, girl!
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 20h
You will not break me, fuck you all, I will break you.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 20h
Use those feet to your advantage!
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 20h
You deserve all the highest compliments from men and women, good sir. 😘
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 23h
I hope you don't mind me admiring those muscles 😏
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Love the fur 😈
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Cute Raccoon Sending a Big Hug
Alt: Cute Raccoon Sending a Big Hug
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hope my boys are doing well tonight. I felt a fleeting pang of loneliness earlier, but I reminded myself of the wonderful people in my life. If you’re ever feeling alone, you can always reach out. I’d love to hear from you.
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Alone Not Alone - Crescent Moon
Alt: A crescent moon drawing with the text, "You are not alone."
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good job on that cinco leches cake of yours! Happy Birthday, boy! 😈
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So artistic!
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This gives "fat dad cock" vibes and I'm totally into it.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Post that one too!
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oof, that is one thing I need to add. If it's my first time hearing the song and I can guess what lyrics are coming next because of trite phrases, it'll lose some points from me.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do you guys have a method to determine if you vibe with a song or not? If a new song doesn't captivate me within the first minute and a half, I'll move on.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You're such a spooky cutie! 🎃 👻
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Feeling a little stronger and harder after getting my flu and COVID shots today.
A man flexes his arm. He has two bandages on his upper arm, indicating he has received two vaccines. He is wearing a Mario Kart t-shirt and pink CK boxer briefs. His erect cock forms a bulge in his underwear.
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