Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 18hThank you for this poem, Ted Lasso. 😭 "And I think of each life as a flower, as common as a field daisy, and as singular, and each name a comfortable music in the mouth, tending, as all music does, toward silence, and each body a lion of courage, and something precious to the earth." 092
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Some morning bulge and feet for your Hump Day. 😈 1120
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ah yes, it's the time of year where guys get vaccinated and show off their arms. You guys are so frickin' hot. 1110
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hope your Monday was decent, my handsome bloomfies. If not, come rest your head on my pillow. We can talk or just chill. #mcm #monochrome 1151
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hope I'm not too late for the Jocktober festivities! I was feeling myself in this orange light tonight. It would be much better if you were feeling me too. 😉🎃 #jocktober #cocktober #sinnersunday 2252
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A little old, a little new. I wish I had three more spots to round it out a bit more. my9albums.com 010
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh man, the way S4E9 of Ted Lasso ended. Sobbing through the silent credits. 😭😭😭 020
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026These humps need some big, strong hands grabbing and spanking them. 😉 Happy Hump Day! 1241
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I finally got them in the mail today. They're a bit tight in the leg openings, but I love the design! 390
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I've been relishing the 70 degree weather today. It only took the remnants of a hurricane to help us achieve this. 🌧 150
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Stay next to Loita," Robot Donut said. "Understood." She turned her head to Loita and said, "Have you ever felt true cold? It comes soon for us all. It's always waiting in the shadows." Robot Donut was giving Lumalee vibes. 😬😱static.klipy.comLumalee: Everything's Over NowAlt: Lumalee says, "Everything's over now, and all that's left is you and the infinite void." 020
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How are my beautiful bloomfies doing tonight? I hope you had a relaxing weekend. Sending a big hug and kiss out to you guys.static.klipy.comGrogu Says Hi FriendAlt: Grogu pops up from behind a wall. The text reads, "Hi friend." 060
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. I will always love Silversun Pickups even if their newer material doesn't quite sound like this anymore. A no-skip album which still sounds fresh to this day. 150
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thanks to Dungeon Crawler Carl, I learned that the inventor of duct tape was a woman named Vesta Stoudt. 070
Reposted by Jorgieferal streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026me showing up at the circle jerk: is it okay to bring my iced coffee in here? 1815411
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Been trapped in chihuahua cuddles all day. Not a bad way to spend a Saturday. 090
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someone I was talking to mentioned they were at the laundromat. Troye Sivan's "Party" was playing while I was looking for a gif. Tell me why this one synced up with the song perfectly: 030
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tove Lo poured auditory crack into this bop. Also, I'm sad that I wasn't in Chicago for a few more days because I would've seen her too. 010
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The way I just had this hot muscle guy in my car and he was wearing panties. He was so chill and funny, too. 😵💫😵💫🤤🤤 1100
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"On the other side of you being scared is you being free." What a complex, lovely character you are, Alice. #tedlasso 020
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Damn, Slayyyter must be getting that Taco Bell money. Just saw a commercial that used "I'M ACTUALLY KINDA FAMOUS."static.klipy.comMean Girls Karen Smith: Taco Bell?Alt: A clip from Mean Girls where Karen asks, "You wanna go to Taco Bell?" 021
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The traffic was a bit slow on the highway this morning because of the rain. Lorde's "Green Light" comes on and I start dancing like no one's watching. What a little gay moment I had. 🤭 110
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nothing quite like a hot bowl of arroz con leche, a good book, and the cool breeze rolling in after an evening rain. The perfect kind of peace. 070
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Crawlers, I picked up some cute little figurines yesterday! Side note: I haven't gotten to the part in the series where the crab appears. 070
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sending my bloomfies love tonight. You guys are strong, intelligent, interesting, and so damn sexy. Please take care of yourselves, even if you're just surviving a day at a time. I'm here for you if you need someone who'll listen! 💙 1140
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Whataburger's for dinner tonight. Anyone want to ask me a serious, silly, or spicy question in the meantime? ngl.link/guidelessmet...ngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 110
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The way I got an an ad for some sexy, lacy spiderweb trunks and now I'm thinking about them. Would definitely suit me for the spooky hoe season. 290
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The rolling mass of zombie creatures in the Resident Evil movie:static.klipy.comKatamari Damacy: Rolling Up the CityAlt: A clip from a Katamari Damacy game. 030
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I find it crazy that people defend Outlook so much. It's such an archaic program. I love writing a reply to an e-mail and then it telling me that "the message could not be sent."static.klipy.comAnimated Question Mark with Googly EyesAlt: A question mark with googly eyes. 020
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's been a while since I had a good spanking. 😈 Happy Hump Day! 8371
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sadly going back to work today. I'd rather have a sexy man working me up, though. 3240
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Forever obsessed with the head snaps in Miley's choreography for "Bass Persuades." 050
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm glad that I took an extra day off to recuperate from my weekend getaway! I've been catching up on some lost sleep today.static.klipy.comGokacik O Yerim: Pijamalı Yavru KöpekAlt: A cute puppy yawns in its pajamas. 070
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Got to visit the Pokémon Fossil exhibit at the Chicago Field Museum this weekend! Loved how it compared Pokémon to real life fossils. 050
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yep, Robyn made me cry twice. 🥹 First with her acoustic rendition of “Be Mine!” and again with “Dancing On My Own,” which will forever be an empowerment anthem for me. 091
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If you see a 6'3" Latino guy crying and moving to "Dancing On My Own" tonight, it's probably me! 1130
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Had to streamline my hair for my flight this morning! 0300
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Bitchhhhhhhhhhhh. Also, I'm gonna need that steelbook version. 020
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Interesting. I've never been to California. Love that my own area is in a lighter orange zone. The test probably would've honed in if they had asked me about Spanglish terms 😅 050
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Chicago bloomfies, is there anything fun going on out there that I should check out next weekend? 030
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I was introduced to It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia about 10 years ago by my ex-boyfriend. I used to think it was just a silly show about a dumb group of people. Ten years later, I’m still watching and realizing a portion of society thinks exactly like these characters.static.klipy.comIt'S Always Sunny In Philadelphia StareAlt: Charlie, Dee, Dennis, and Mac stare at each other intensely. 180
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"I do think a lot of your concerns are rooted in the past, you know. And there's a reason that the rearview mirror is smaller than the windshield." Ted Lasso, I didn't need you to attack me. 🥺static.klipy.comTed Lasso's Iconic SmileAlt: Ted Lasso smiling. 2121
Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026🎶I can't be for everyone If I'm meant for you I can't be your every color And your favorite hue🎶 #mcm 3231