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Jorgie

@guidelessmeteor.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 He/him. Mid 30s. Sex-, body-, and kink-positive. NSFW. Quiet, introspective, and horny. Sir to good boys and sub for confident, playful men. Exhibitionist and major tease. No alt.

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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 18h
Thank you for this poem, Ted Lasso. 😭 "And I think of each life as a flower, as common as a field daisy, and as singular, and each name a comfortable music in the mouth, tending, as all music does, toward silence, and each body a lion of courage, and something precious to the earth."
When Death Comes by Mary Oliver

When death comes
like the hungry bear in autumn;
when death comes and takes all the bright coins from his purse

to buy me, and snaps the purse shut;
when death comes
like the measle-pox

when death comes
like an iceberg between the shoulder blades,

I want to step through the door full of curiosity, wondering:
what is it going to be like, that cottage of darkness?

And therefore I look upon everything
as a brotherhood and a sisterhood,
and I look upon time as no more than an idea,
and I consider eternity as another possibility,

and I think of each life as a flower, as common
as a field daisy, and as singular,

and each name a comfortable music in the mouth,
tending, as all music does, toward silence,

and each body a lion of courage, and something
precious to the earth.

When it's over, I want to say all my life
I was a bride married to amazement.
I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms.

When it's over, I don't want to wonder
if I have made of my life something particular, and real.

I don't want to find myself sighing and frightened,
or full of argument.

I don't want to end up simply having visited this world.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some morning bulge and feet for your Hump Day. 😈
A groggy man showing off his bulge and feet.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah yes, it's the time of year where guys get vaccinated and show off their arms. You guys are so frickin' hot.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hope your Monday was decent, my handsome bloomfies. If not, come rest your head on my pillow. We can talk or just chill. #mcm #monochrome
A man has a pumpkin pillow in front of him.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hope I'm not too late for the Jocktober festivities! I was feeling myself in this orange light tonight. It would be much better if you were feeling me too. 😉🎃 #jocktober #cocktober #sinnersunday
A nearly naked man bulging out in his old-school, black jock while holding a skull pillow.The same man poses with his arms raised and his hairy pits showing.He slides his jock down and covers his cock. Part of his bush is showing.The man's ass looking like a pumpkin.

Also, if you got this far, you should already be on your knees.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little old, a little new. I wish I had three more spots to round it out a bit more. my9albums.com
Jorgie's 9 albums. 
•Carnavas by Silversun Pickups
•Voices by Phantogram
•Fantasies by Metric
•Coexist by the xx
•What Went Down by Foals
•21 by Adele
•Sin Miedo by Kali Uchis
•Mayhem by Lady Gaga
•WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA by Slayyyter
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh man, the way S4E9 of Ted Lasso ended. Sobbing through the silent credits. 😭😭😭
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These humps need some big, strong hands grabbing and spanking them. 😉 Happy Hump Day!
A man's posterior as he lies belly-down in bed.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I finally got them in the mail today. They're a bit tight in the leg openings, but I love the design!
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been relishing the 70 degree weather today. It only took the remnants of a hurricane to help us achieve this. 🌧
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Stay next to Loita," Robot Donut said. "Understood." She turned her head to Loita and said, "Have you ever felt true cold? It comes soon for us all. It's always waiting in the shadows." Robot Donut was giving Lumalee vibes. 😬😱
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Lumalee: Everything's Over Now
Alt: Lumalee says, "Everything's over now, and all that's left is you and the infinite void."
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How are my beautiful bloomfies doing tonight? I hope you had a relaxing weekend. Sending a big hug and kiss out to you guys.
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Grogu Says Hi Friend
Alt: Grogu pops up from behind a wall. The text reads, "Hi friend."
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorrowscopes was having a Moira Rose moment.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. I will always love Silversun Pickups even if their newer material doesn't quite sound like this anymore. A no-skip album which still sounds fresh to this day.
Swoon by Silversun Pickups.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thanks to Dungeon Crawler Carl, I learned that the inventor of duct tape was a woman named Vesta Stoudt.
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me showing up at the circle jerk: is it okay to bring my iced coffee in here?
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been trapped in chihuahua cuddles all day. Not a bad way to spend a Saturday.
A chihuahua on a man's lap.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone I was talking to mentioned they were at the laundromat. Troye Sivan's "Party" was playing while I was looking for a gif. Tell me why this one synced up with the song perfectly:
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tove Lo poured auditory crack into this bop. Also, I'm sad that I wasn't in Chicago for a few more days because I would've seen her too.
"are we on a break" by Tove Lo.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The way I just had this hot muscle guy in my car and he was wearing panties. He was so chill and funny, too. 😵‍💫😵‍💫🤤🤤
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"On the other side of you being scared is you being free." What a complex, lovely character you are, Alice. #tedlasso
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damn, Slayyyter must be getting that Taco Bell money. Just saw a commercial that used "I'M ACTUALLY KINDA FAMOUS."
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Mean Girls Karen Smith: Taco Bell?
Alt: A clip from Mean Girls where Karen asks, "You wanna go to Taco Bell?"
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The traffic was a bit slow on the highway this morning because of the rain. Lorde's "Green Light" comes on and I start dancing like no one's watching. What a little gay moment I had. 🤭
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A clean, fresh Hump Day!
Jorgie's butt is fresh after a shower.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nothing quite like a hot bowl of arroz con leche, a good book, and the cool breeze rolling in after an evening rain. The perfect kind of peace.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Tummy Tuesday, my sexy sluts.
A man shoes his tummy, bush, and dick root. There is fall decor in the background.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Crawlers, I picked up some cute little figurines yesterday! Side note: I haven't gotten to the part in the series where the crab appears.
Princess Donut figurines. One of them is on the cat tree. Raul the Crab also appears.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sending my bloomfies love tonight. You guys are strong, intelligent, interesting, and so damn sexy. Please take care of yourselves, even if you're just surviving a day at a time. I'm here for you if you need someone who'll listen! 💙
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You'd better be ready for my vanilla shake 😈
Let's share some Whataburger and then have each other for dessert 😈
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whataburger's for dinner tonight. Anyone want to ask me a serious, silly, or spicy question in the meantime? ngl.link/guidelessmet...
ngl.link
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The way I got an an ad for some sexy, lacy spiderweb trunks and now I'm thinking about them. Would definitely suit me for the spooky hoe season.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The rolling mass of zombie creatures in the Resident Evil movie:
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Katamari Damacy: Rolling Up the City
Alt: A clip from a Katamari Damacy game.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I find it crazy that people defend Outlook so much. It's such an archaic program. I love writing a reply to an e-mail and then it telling me that "the message could not be sent."
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Animated Question Mark with Googly Eyes
Alt: A question mark with googly eyes.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's been a while since I had a good spanking. 😈 Happy Hump Day!
A man lies in his bed. He's wearing a jockstrap and his rump is showing.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sadly going back to work today. I'd rather have a sexy man working me up, though.
A man is wearing a black polo, black socks, and gray/green underwear. His bulge is prominent.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Forever obsessed with the head snaps in Miley's choreography for "Bass Persuades."
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm glad that I took an extra day off to recuperate from my weekend getaway! I've been catching up on some lost sleep today.
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Gokacik O Yerim: Pijamalı Yavru Köpek
Alt: A cute puppy yawns in its pajamas.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolutely. Lots of sexy guys on here.
Is there a one on here you would love to meet in real life. Maybe take out on a date?
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Got to visit the Pokémon Fossil exhibit at the Chicago Field Museum this weekend! Loved how it compared Pokémon to real life fossils.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yep, Robyn made me cry twice. 🥹 First with her acoustic rendition of “Be Mine!” and again with “Dancing On My Own,” which will forever be an empowerment anthem for me.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you see a 6'3" Latino guy crying and moving to "Dancing On My Own" tonight, it's probably me!
A man in a soft pink shirt.The stage for Peaches and Robyn.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s my Samus
BREAKING NEWS
WOMAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE
10:08
SHE JUST KEEPS BLOWING UP PLANETS WE CAN'T STOP HER
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chicago has mesmerizing skyline views!
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Had to streamline my hair for my flight this morning!
A man shows off this month's haircut.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bitchhhhhhhhhhhh. Also, I'm gonna need that steelbook version.
Splash art from Metroid Ravenous.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Interesting. I've never been to California. Love that my own area is in a lighter orange zone. The test probably would've honed in if they had asked me about Spanglish terms 😅
My dialect map showing that I allegedly speak like people from California.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Chicago bloomfies, is there anything fun going on out there that I should check out next weekend?
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was introduced to It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia about 10 years ago by my ex-boyfriend. I used to think it was just a silly show about a dumb group of people. Ten years later, I’m still watching and realizing a portion of society thinks exactly like these characters.
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It'S Always Sunny In Philadelphia Stare
Alt: Charlie, Dee, Dennis, and Mac stare at each other intensely.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"I do think a lot of your concerns are rooted in the past, you know. And there's a reason that the rearview mirror is smaller than the windshield." Ted Lasso, I didn't need you to attack me. 🥺
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Ted Lasso's Iconic Smile
Alt: Ted Lasso smiling.
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Jorgie @guidelessmeteor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🎶I can't be for everyone If I'm meant for you I can't be your every color And your favorite hue🎶 #mcm
A man in monochrome.
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