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I tell you the NOOZ 📰 I encourage you in the morning ✨️ Bebé is the wisest lil' girl 🧑🏾‍🦱 Lola 🐶 is my boss

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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Good morning! Happy first day of school for all South African bundles of joy!
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Wordle 1,294 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Welcome to a new slate. You'll do good
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
The modern bikini was named after the Bikini Atoll,. Not the other way around. Also, the Bikini Atoll was the site of nuclear explosion tests. Did its designer hope the Bikini would explode into the market? If so, he bet on the right horse
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
A Lola 'good morning' to you. She's not ready for the paparazzi this morning.
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
What are Saturdays for?
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Good morning, people of the sky 🩵 It's Friday and we're thankful. Dolphins have been seen gossiping.
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm Lola 🐶 I can make you do anything for me just by luring you into my eyes. Give me all your biltong, now!
Close-up of white dog staring directly  at camera
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Good morning 💖 It's Friday eve! Yay! Bebé wishes you the brightest day ✨️ May you be as peaceful as you can be today.
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
#NOOZ Georgia The people of Georgia are on the streets fighting the outcome of the election. There are claims of ballot stuffing (sounds delicious), bribery (in upset that a political party had never handed me money to vote for them.)
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
#NOOZ Holy Land Wars Beirut and Tel Aviv are playing hot ping-pong. One firing missiles, back and forth. Israel also hit the Lebanese army by mistake (their aim is always Hezbollah). They have since apologised Meanwhile, Iran's ✨️Supreme✨️ Leader says that Israeli leaders must be unalived.
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
#NOOZ America Who's been helping Donny T pick his TV star line-up cabinet? Donald Trump Junior, that's who. Makes perfect sense.
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
#NOOZ Whose Namibia is it Anyway? Namibians will be voting this week. Let's see if SWAPO will survive or will be ANCed.
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
#NOOZ - news for the unserious serious global citizen.
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
It's 6am somewhere, so, good morning 💖
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It’s all in the telling.
Dear Santa:
When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom. Later, my parents divorced.
Soon after, my mother died in a car accident My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house.
Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Grandma recently died.
My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail from day to day.
My brother left home and won't talk to us any more.
Dad, now 74, had to go out to work to support the family and eventually he is going to want me to do the same thing.
Yours sincerely.
Prince William
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
It upsets me that the government doesn't send us photos of cats every morning! What's my tax money doing? 😤
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
It's a Sunday! Rest. Chill. Show yourself some love. Eat well. Be whatever you cannot be on weekdays. For example, today I'm going to behave like a beached whale... just lay in one spot. Occasionally switching sides. I love you.
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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Top Tip: If you’re going to have a lot of puppies, always make sure they are stackable
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Unclench your jaw
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Having a toddler in the house is seeing random, lone shoes in the strangest places, like inside your blankets...
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
#NOOZ USA allows Ukraine to use weapons from them inside Vlad Put's backyard. That's an escalation. Vlo Zel promised to unleash Mentos-Coke sized pent-up anger on Moscow. Moscow promised to flatten Kyiv.
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Good morning; people of the blue skies. Are you tired? Don't despair. If we're all tired, then are we really tired? If that didn't make sense, that's also fine. Bebé loves you
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GUGZ @gugustatu.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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