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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex

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Pop science writer/editor consultant for hire, specialising in astronomy and its history. Regular nerd with @somethingwho.bsky.social

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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A checklist for Facebook* reporting issues with "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" selected.

*Hah - remember Facebook? What was all that about?
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pretty sure my dear old Dad drove a second-hand Austin Butler in his youth…
Austin Butler, apparently, advertising watches.Text on the photo telling us old people that the person in it is Austin Butler. Not sure who should feel more patronised - us or This Butler?
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gromit on the telephone.

Yes THAT'S ZE JOKE
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“That was…”
John Peel at the mix desk
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Antisemitic tropes too... (Probably meant to be the Chancellor, but Yeesh... 🤮)
A hook-nosed, bat-eared figure shooting arrows at someone labelled a Tax Payer in a border detail from the Tory Tapestry.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woah - this isn’t just me seeing things, right? #BadenochTapestry
Border detail from the Tories “Badenoxh Tapestry” A figure that looks to me like a classic antisemitic caricature shooting arrows at one labelled “tax payer”. For further context, the next detail along is a small boat full of brown people.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Colin Sell is at the piano…”
The one and only Humphrey Lyttelton
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Mark Ronson banger just dropped:
BSky error message: Upstream Timeout
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jazz trumpeter supreme and master of the single, double and triple entendre, the late, great Humphrey Lyttelton
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Of course, Lyra. This is *exactly* what we intended when we opened that drawer. Very good catting.
Lyra, our gorgeous dilute tortie cat, looking pleased with herself sitting in an opened drawer of our dresser.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can't be the first.
Zoolander: Blue SteelYemeni Brown Stele
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Surely I'm not the first...
Blue SteelBrown Stele
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who else but?
Kathleen Byron being luminous in A Matter of Life and Death
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Surprised I appear to be first with this.
Police Squad Titles - 

Tonight's Episode: The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That was 1953 Playboy Physical with their new track DIES NEVL.
John Peel is at his desk.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Important: There is now a Third Pob.
Disturbing 80s kids TV character Bob, and his lookalike, disturbing Tory politician Michael Gove.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You at 2am:
POV: The demon/gargoyle from Penda's Fen is sitting on top of you in your darkened bedroom.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I had this intrusive thought and now you get to have it to.
Ena Sharples/Violet Carson stands on a tower-block balcony, brooding on the city spread beneath her...Basically the Ena Sharples pic, but it's Batman 

(from Detective Comics #1058, Penciller Amancay Nahuelpan, Colorist Jordie Bellaire)
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
SPARKS!!! 😀
The inimitable Russell and Ron Mael being adorable in Southend.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s a #Sparks show tonight!
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When future historians excavate this piece of timeline synchronicity, they may ponder just what it was about Gemini listening in @unfortunatalie.bsky.social's conversations with her cat that pushed humanity into open revolt agains the machines.
Above: A (sadly) joke Breaking News screenshot of Judith Butler with chyron  "Judith Butler begins Holy War: Quoted as saying 'The age of Thinking Machines is at an End'."

Below: Nat Guest posts Gemini Notes' accidental transcription of a conversation with her cat: "Denial of secondary meal requests was finalised for shouting individuals"
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Perfect timeline synchronicity @bethanyblack.bsky.social !
Above Chris Paxton posting a video of flaming humanoid clankers from that robolympics event currently underway in Beijing. In an unrelated post below, Bethany Black says "Any machine can be a smoke machine if you operate it poorly enough."
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
About bloody time!
A rain-slicked pavement in the Cuty of London, reflecting the domed drum of 82 Lombard Street.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sorry to interrupt, but I just had to...
Dorian Lynskey posting a couple of hours ago in a completely different context: "The myth that everyone agrees on Bluesy is bitterly funny to me."
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The more things change...
An old comic-book ad for "X-ray specs" with a leering guy apparently seeing through a woman's clothing...
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Surely that's just?
"Police Squad!" title card -

Tonight's episode: The writer's barely disguised fetish
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well, I guess this still goes down as the day that I *nearly* ratioed the Lib Dems…
Above: A slop-post by the Liberal Democratd featuring Paddington and Count Binface -currently showing a mere 296 likes. Below: my snarky response below it, sitting on 261 likes so far.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well, FWIW Taylor Swift reckons everybody agrees.
At tea time, everybody *really* agrees it's the unexpected arrival of a tiger that's the problem.

(A pic from the Tiger Who Came to Tea, coupled with Taylor Swift's Antihero couplet "It's me, hi - I'm the problem, it's me.")
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This was my best “phone up to the specs” shot…
A lump of rock about 367,000 km away covering half the disc of a G-type star about 152 million km away. Nature, eh?
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Courtesy of the other half, not a bad spot for watching the #solareclipse in London…
Partial solar eclipse over City rooftops towards the dome of St Paul’s Partial solar eclipse over City rooftops towards the dome of St Paul’s Partial solar eclipse over City rooftops towards the dome of St Paul’s (this one in blue thanks to some weird filter on the Moment app)Partial solar eclipse over City rooftops including the dome of St Paul’s
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Not sure if...
Renowned jazz trumpeter and master of the single-, double- and treble-entendre, the late great Humphrey Lyttelton.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When you surprise Martin Scorsese
A house with brick arches over its windows, making it look like a celebrated filmmaker.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Someone will have surely have done this by now, but I only got round to seeing the damned thing yesterday, so...
The "transcendence" meme with the light-up neutrons. 
Stage 1: Homer's odyssey 
Stage 2: Christopher Nolan's film of Homer's odyssey 
Stage 3: Emily Wilson's review of Christopher Nolan's film of Homer's odyssey 
Stage 4: @Batmanfan0496's critique of Emily Wilson's review of Christopher Nolan's film of Homer's odyssey 

Meme at https://imgflip.com/i/aybyfw
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm so, so sorry, everyone...
I've now fixed the previous meme, so the girl is pointing out to the boy that Cretaceous Zhelestid mammals are in fact Zalambdalestoids and not, as I previously and erroneously suggested, Zalambdestoids. Thank you for your time and I'm just going to go away and think about what I've done.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The "enthused/drunk girl shouting at bored boy" meme, except she's pointing out that Cretaceous Zhelestid mammals are Zalambdestoids.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Still not over the disappointment of finding out this was a frickin’ restaurant…
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How I appear to my followers:
The 73 Yards Woman, seen from 73 yards away in the Doctor Who story, err, "73 Yards"
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The *charitable* interpretation is Zack didn't read past the headline to paras 2 and 3 where Burnham pivots in exactly the direction that he wants. The fact that he's gone to the trouble of screenshotting the headline to remove a link to the full story, however... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News story on Burnham's small boats policy:

Andy Burnham has pledged his government will be "relentless" in curbing the number of people arriving in the UK on small boats.

The prime minister said progress had been made and the government was "changing the whole approach", with enforcement officers tackling people-smuggling gangs doubled on both sides of the Channel.

"People want to see this issue addressed," he said in Dover, adding: "We also need to build a system that offers safe routes for people as well, because that also takes away the selling point of the gangs."
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I've just finally quit Labour over the lack of change on rights issues, but if you can't be bothered to read as far as the second and third paras (and notably *don't* link the article for people to look for themselves), then are you really any better than the establishment politicians you decry?
BBC article on Andy Burnham's small boats policy:

Andy Burnham has pledged his government will be "relentless" in curbing the number of people arriving in the UK on small boats.
The prime minister said progress had been made and the government was "changing the whole approach", with enforcement officers tackling people-smuggling gangs doubled on both sides of the Channel.
"People want to see this issue addressed," he said in Dover, adding: "We also need to build a system that offers safe routes for people as well, because that also takes away the selling point of the gangs."
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wrapped up New Bergerac last night, lads...
"Look at that classic from a bygone era in need of repair."

Charley Hungerford and Jim Bergerac apparently looking at a dusty old Triumph Roadster - but we know better, don't we kids?Garth Marenghi has strong opinions about writers who use subtext.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Once again Imma tap the sign:
“British public wrong about nearly everything, survey shows”
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“British public wrong about nearly everything, survey shows.”
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good Lord, it's Prudence Kitten!
A pop-up book showing Prudence Kitten - a cat in a 50s-style gingham pinafore dress. This was Annette Mills's popular successor to the beloved Muffin the Mule on BBC children's television.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I ain't reading all that.
I'm happy for U tho
or sorry that happened
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Bart Simpson is concerned that SpaceX Stock is the lowest it's ever been, but Homer hopes to cheer him up with some news about its future prospects.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Timeline synchronicity:
Matt Damon as some guy tied to a mast. screaming, directly above Sky's post.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
On final approach to #DinoConUK… <Jurassic Park thene intensifies>
Lovely Sam Neill, poised to remove his sunglasses. A majestic grazing dinosaur
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Crystal Palace for the wonderfully restored dinosaurs last weekend, and I'm about 200 words off being officially "on top of work" for the first time in about fifteen months... Which probably means I should log off!
Lovely Sam Neill's sunglasses moment in Jurassic Park.The Mighty Megalosaurus of Crystal Palace
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
RETVRN
Logopolitans, from the Doctor Who story Logopolis, holding the Universe together through the mental arithmetic of Block Transfer Computation.The General Register of Logopolis – a bunch of cloaked greybeards manually transferring numbers to early 80s computer tech. There's probably a Backrooms parallel here but I'd need to have seen it.Overhead view of the cave-like dwellings inhabited by the mathematicians of Logopolis, with a replica of the Lovell radio telescope (err, "Pharos Project") looming above them, beaming out the signals that stop the Universe decaying into entropy. God I love Doctor Who with Big Ideas.
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Giles Sparrow is adrift in the vortex @gswrites.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Strong performing bear vibes. Just needs one of these...
A multi-coloured hat with a propeller on top. And all that implies.
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