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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
that the quote.
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
they said: It is hoped that the parties can, in the words of Shakespeare, “strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends.”
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
ohhh, now i get it. smart
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
hmmmm
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RuPaul: I'll Be The Judge Of That
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
i dont get it
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
Also, they quoted Shakespeare without citation, just saying
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
Look the other party quoted Shakespeare in their papers. No reason i cant respond in kind. Robert Hunter has the writing chops to go toe to toe with Shakespeare
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
i am jamming touch of grey into this filing if i have to rewrite it just for that.
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
OMG OMG OMG, guys, girls, and non-binary peeps. IM ABOUT TO DO IT. IM ABOUT TO FIT IN A FOOTNOTE IN A MOTION CITING THE GRATEFUL DEAD. 😭
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
yeah, but no wig
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LeBron James Adjusts Judge Wig
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
i guess i should have realized it at the time, when she said, "have you ever considered becoming a judge?"
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
All i know abotu Stergil is that he is decidedly "not a jamband"
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
I dont know that music either
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
oh, i love $20 dollar words! phlegm is a good one
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
i am often direct without thinking about it. but when i thing about being direct i equivalate too much. its happened a few times in meetings recently
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
funny story. i actually looked up how to spell recruit for this skeet and still got it wrong
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
i often got to music without knowing anything. Most shows my husband buys tickets too without telling me i have no idea about the artist. its better that way many times
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 4h
spelling and math is for computers. I am a real ass person with typos in my blood!
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 5h
i dont think that was an option, but yes, i am happy she did not think i would be good at that
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 5h
it does have a nice ring to it. THAT Honorable Greg. Yes! Judge Greg!
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 5h
Back at it!
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Let 'Em Talk (feat. Eagles of Death Metal)
Kesha, Eagles Of Death Metal · Rainbow · Song · 2017
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 5h
Playing back a conversation i had last week, im pretty sure a judge tried to recruite me to become a judge 😶
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 7h
Listen to Daft Punk Alive 2007 FULL SET+Encore
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Daft Punk Alive 2007 FULL SET+Encore REMASTERED TO 2019
The original mix sounded like ass, so did a little bootleg mastering to bring some clarity and fix the awful low end. This remaster isn't perfect either, but fixes some issues while probably creating
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 7h
**try not to
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 7h
I walked out without a jacket this morning.i regret that decision
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 7h
As somone who has seen ~800 concerts, I dont judge
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 7h
Whoop whoop!
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 15h
#FartBot
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 15h
CC @futurepoop.bsky.social
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 15h
🤡🪓
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Juggalo Homies
Insane Clown Posse · The Wraith: Shangri-La · Song · 2002
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 15h
This is mine too. Its the 4th gift when you reach jerry garcia gifs, if you didnt know 😏
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Jerry Garcia and The Disco Biscuits
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 15h
I make dem good memes
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 17h
You would be surprised. Its mostly boomers
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 17h
Ew
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 17h
Like the worst people on the train. The person that EVERYONE HATES is the asshole who doesnt have headphones but still uses their phone volume at full blast. Ain't no greater sin
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 17h
I do 15-20k on a weekday
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 17h
Also, on the commuter trains only tourists and assholes talk in anything but queit tones. On a weekend train is kinda different. But when in going and coming to work shhhhhhh. Its not like Japan levels. But its mostly respectful 🙏
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 17h
Oh no. Stranger danger. There is no one i need to speak with as i travel from my home to my workplace. And anyone who wants to speak with me is likely someone I do not want to speak with. Imo
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 18h
I dont people watch on my commute i bag watch. I know all the bags.
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 22h
Nah, they just prick the muscles around the spin a bunch. I hate it, but its worth it
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 22h
What is that?
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 22h
C3 through C6 are herniated. The botox keeps them in place
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 22h
About to get more Botox in the back of my neck. AMA!
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Randy Jackson: That's a Yes From Me Dawg
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lol
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
One would hope
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Exactly
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nah pretty mundane
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Greg @gsarafan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ill be dressed in business casual. Hopefully that is sufficent
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