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Watson playing just well enough to get extended by the Browns would be the most Browns outcome possible. And they’d deserve it

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Holy shit. Yung Lean performed at the VMAs? I used to listen to the mfers soundcloud back in the day when I would get faded like 10+ years ago. Absolutely wild that he's made it big. Good for him, that's awesome #sadboys www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPnN...

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GENER8ION feat. Yung Lean Perform "STORM" | 2026 VMAs

YouTube video by MTV

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Good morning Chicago Bears fans!

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Case Keenum, easy guy to root for

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why is watching Drake Maye get cooked so enjoyable?

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

QBs should get credited with yardage points on picks. This is a Josh Allen tweet

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

3yo woke me up at 4 and 6am this morning so I told him today was “bedtime day” where we sleep all day and don’t turn on any lights. He punched me in the face and it was dark so I didn’t see it coming.

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Easily the worst broadcasting tandem in the game

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fitzmagic baby! Man of the people

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Which one of you careless wizards cast the multi target QB curse instead of single target on accident again?!

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The whiplash after last week is so jarring. Tough day to be a Bears fan (and also heavily invested in Caleb + Bears pass catchers). Really hoping we don’t have to wait til tomorrow for definitive news on the injury. Silver lining (if there is one), we got a chance to build Bagent’s trade value

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Panda in a Sad Mood During Rain

ALT: Panda in a Sad Mood During Rain

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Really thought we’d see a heavy dose of Burden in the short area due to the rain and Flores’ propensity to blitz. First target of the day. My fantasy teams are not happy.

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Malik Muhammad looking like the value we all thought he was during the draft. Affecting the game as a blitzer and in coverage. With Kyler Gordon being lame this is a wonderful development

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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When you see boobs for the first time vs. when you see boobs for the 500th time

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Really hope this means Demond Claiborne SZN is here, but fully ready for DeeJay Dallas to get 12 carries instead

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m solo dad all week and I was very confident going into it. I’ve been humbled. These kids are winning the war.

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The hubris of Ben Johnson to go for it at your own 20 in the 2nd quarter with a lead is unreal. Oy vey

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Ben Johnson Winks During Football Game

ALT: Ben Johnson Winks During Football Game

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Son with the Caleb jersey on, me with the Butkus. Don’t think I’ve ever been this hype for a season opener. Panthers are going to be a tough matchup, they made some big additions on defense. Should be a good game. 28-24 Bears #BearDown

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Chicago Bears Luther Burden Iii

ALT: Chicago Bears Luther Burden Iii

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dipped my toes into a politics convo on bsky. Holy hell. Won’t make that mistake again. Love yall. Fuck the fascists. James Talarico is still a phenomenal candidate and I won’t be taking questions 🫡😘✌️

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Caleb Williams would never btw

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Just remembered looking at my phone last night thinking “what time is it? 1 or 2am?“ and it being 9:30

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

locked and loaded for draft day 🫡

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

my wife knows im too far gone when i start blasting the 7th heaven theme song just like i know shes too far gone when she turns off the movie to start watching missy elliott videos. that's called love. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-fb...

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Classic TV Theme: 7th Heaven (Full Stereo)

YouTube video by David Gideon

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Sorry babe, God told me to eat too many edibles and watch Mortal Kombat 2 in 4K. #Faith

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I just bet $50 with a friend that Colston Loveland has a higher ppg than Tyler Warren. Chat, am I cooked?

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Not how I planned it but think I like it? #FantasyFootball rate my team. 12 tm .5 ppr start 1qb 2rb 2wr 1te 3 flex

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Danny Go! is too fuckin good. I'm sorry. Tone it down.

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Trade on my first team I’ve ever tried to tank on in dynasty fantasy football. How’d I do?

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Auction draft starting in < 3 hours. We do this Covid style and all hop on zoom and act like idiots. Highly encourage yall to play at least one auction league! (They all know I’m going to bid $69 on Colston Loveland)

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I just remembered my last thought before drifting off to sleep last night… Mac n cheese with vodka sauce. I’ve never had it but now I need to make it. Will report back whenever I end up doing it

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Chip Trayanum looks pretty good 👀

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Day 4 of minimal nicotine (lil bit before bed so I don’t go insane). I’ve eaten 1 pack of sour starburst, 1 box of lemonheads, 1 bag lifesaver gummies, 1 bag trolli gummie worms, and about 20,000 jolly ranchers. I want to kms slightly less today so far. We cruising boys!

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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026