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Jonathan Grynspan

@grynspan.me
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Might know what he's doing. (Says as much on his business cards.) Any ol’ pronouns will do. 🦻🏻

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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 28/09/2026
This candy is somehow, inexplicably, a universal core memory of millennial Jews.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 14/09/2026
Lutron Caseta, no? (I'm not specifically endorsing them, just have heard theirs are compatible. And have spent a lot of time at the hardware store lately.)
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 11/09/2026
A lot of the woo-woo had anti-Semitic roots if you dug deep enough. A lot of double-entendre and elbow-nudging. Mind you, telling anybody "this was secretly written by Nazis" made you sound like a lunatic. But now they're empowered and just saying the quiet part out loud.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 11/09/2026
Why is Junior Gorg lurking in the shadows?
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 11/09/2026
@fabinou.bsky.social has got a blog series about this if you haven't seen it.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 24/08/2026
(It's not a chestnut.)
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 24/08/2026
You're not gonna believe what's inside that.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 18/08/2026
maybe she's more like a kiwi here
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 18/08/2026
oooold
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 31/07/2026
Comment threads!
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 25/07/2026
I just know we have a channel for this.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 18/07/2026
You are always travelling at c, you're just tacking into the wind sometimes.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 17/07/2026
pride flag ten pride flag
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 12/07/2026
Ah, I see they're finally admitting the death of Republican senator _hwaaaaaaaa_!?
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 11/07/2026
I do mean the Burlington Skyway!
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 11/07/2026
You should see the absolutely bonkers bridge over the ass-end of Lake Ontario.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 10/07/2026
@misterabk.bsky.social My good and great friend—when are you touring in Canada!?
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 02/07/2026
« ç'pas »
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 30/06/2026
Happy to help!
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 30/06/2026
I'm way late, but: developer.apple.com/videos/play/... 😬
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Go further with Swift Testing - WWDC24 - Videos - Apple Developer
Learn how to write a sweet set of (test) suites using Swift Testing's baked-in features. Discover how to take the building blocks further...
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 25/06/2026
Well done!
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 15/06/2026
The strategic rewrite is always still pending.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 10/06/2026
Don't tease me. This looks _glorious_.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 31/05/2026
"Almost"
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 26/05/2026
Dookie is now easy-listening Adult Contemporary they play at the pharmacy… if you were wondering.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 12/05/2026
… thorn?
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 06/05/2026
Fair.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 06/05/2026
StarFox 2 was only released in 2017. Does that count?
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 03/05/2026
Sigh… one the _one_ hand…
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 03/05/2026
I literally just swore an oath one time after I'd moved and they still had me listed in my old riding.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 30/04/2026
What does "failing upwards" look like?
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 21/04/2026
Oh shit my code went to the Moon!
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 17/04/2026
Doooo it. (However, smoked meat on a bagel is heresy.)
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 15/04/2026
Honestly this would have been amazing. Especially with some sort of user-accessible RAM slots in that tower. Just imagine…
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 15/04/2026
Oh my god. The plot of The 7th Guest is just Spooky Willy Wonka.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 14/04/2026
… "replaces"?
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 12/04/2026
Coax in wall goes… nowhere? Previous owners what the hell did you do
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 09/04/2026
If this is a five-strip-long dad joke, I am going to _burn_ something.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 08/04/2026
Turns out parliamentary supremacy has its benefits.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 28/03/2026
Look, I try not to swear at these, but…
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 24/03/2026
Danielle Smith calls it a "garbage disposal".
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 22/03/2026
Look I don't know if anybody is still playing Wordle, but: 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 21/03/2026
Look, Passover is _complicated_. We can't even agree if _corn_, a food entirely unknown to the Middle East during the biblical era, is parve.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 21/03/2026
Strictly speaking, POSIX _requires_ some API (specifically setenv(3) and unsetenv(3)) to leak memory, because it is impossible to implement that API correctly otherwise.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 20/03/2026
That works too. Happy birthday, kiddo! Vaccines save lives!
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 20/03/2026
The provincial health ministry approved early MMR shots here when the current measles outbreak started picking up steam, and we got our baby jabbed as soon as humanly possible. Check if your local health ministry/department has done something similar!
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 20/03/2026
Or has a description of all its cosmic superpowers and then you go look and there's zero lines of code beyond a checkout script.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 17/03/2026
Never tell your enemy what you *aren't* planning.
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Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 15/03/2026
Split the difference, I guess?
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