Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 28/09/2026This candy is somehow, inexplicably, a universal core memory of millennial Jews. 020
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 14/09/2026Lutron Caseta, no? (I'm not specifically endorsing them, just have heard theirs are compatible. And have spent a lot of time at the hardware store lately.) 000
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 11/09/2026A lot of the woo-woo had anti-Semitic roots if you dug deep enough. A lot of double-entendre and elbow-nudging. Mind you, telling anybody "this was secretly written by Nazis" made you sound like a lunatic. But now they're empowered and just saying the quiet part out loud. 020
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 11/09/2026@fabinou.bsky.social has got a blog series about this if you haven't seen it. 030
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 18/07/2026You are always travelling at c, you're just tacking into the wind sometimes. 020
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 12/07/2026Ah, I see they're finally admitting the death of Republican senator _hwaaaaaaaa_!? 110
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 11/07/2026You should see the absolutely bonkers bridge over the ass-end of Lake Ontario. 130
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 10/07/2026@misterabk.bsky.social My good and great friend—when are you touring in Canada!? 000
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 30/06/2026I'm way late, but: developer.apple.com/videos/play/... 😬developer.apple.comGo further with Swift Testing - WWDC24 - Videos - Apple DeveloperLearn how to write a sweet set of (test) suites using Swift Testing's baked-in features. Discover how to take the building blocks further... 010
Reposted by Jonathan GrynspanAlisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price. 13990332934
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 26/05/2026Dookie is now easy-listening Adult Contemporary they play at the pharmacy… if you were wondering. 030
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 03/05/2026I literally just swore an oath one time after I'd moved and they still had me listed in my old riding. 130
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 17/04/2026Doooo it. (However, smoked meat on a bagel is heresy.) 020
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 15/04/2026Honestly this would have been amazing. Especially with some sort of user-accessible RAM slots in that tower. Just imagine… 000
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 15/04/2026Oh my god. The plot of The 7th Guest is just Spooky Willy Wonka. 120
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 12/04/2026Coax in wall goes… nowhere? Previous owners what the hell did you do 000
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 09/04/2026If this is a five-strip-long dad joke, I am going to _burn_ something. 010
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 22/03/2026Look I don't know if anybody is still playing Wordle, but: 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 020
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 21/03/2026Look, Passover is _complicated_. We can't even agree if _corn_, a food entirely unknown to the Middle East during the biblical era, is parve. 010
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 21/03/2026Strictly speaking, POSIX _requires_ some API (specifically setenv(3) and unsetenv(3)) to leak memory, because it is impossible to implement that API correctly otherwise. 030
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 20/03/2026That works too. Happy birthday, kiddo! Vaccines save lives! 010
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 20/03/2026The provincial health ministry approved early MMR shots here when the current measles outbreak started picking up steam, and we got our baby jabbed as soon as humanly possible. Check if your local health ministry/department has done something similar! 111
Jonathan Grynspan @grynspan.me · 20/03/2026Or has a description of all its cosmic superpowers and then you go look and there's zero lines of code beyond a checkout script. 110