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Lions and housecats, guitar bass and synths, druids and witches, Chinese cooking, forests hills and streams, metal ambient goth and reggae. Takes in stray cats. Left-wing grump. Cats: Ponies, Biscuit, Princess, Pumpkin, Whiskers, Squirrel. RIP Bears.

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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Pumpkin (tortie) and Biscuit (torbie) are also stinky girls, worse than the other cats. Cat tax included.
Tortie catTorbie cat
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Rare opportunity: Biscuit cat on the bed!
Torbie cat on a bed
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
A new visitor. He is not fond of being watched but seemed ok if he could see me looking elsewhere. He ran off when two raccoons approached. I’ll keep putting food out, see where this goes.
Big orange tabby catSame cat facing other wayOrange tabby foraging, soulful sad face.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Been home a couple days from the hospital. I’ll be ok. I am currently being looked after by Pumpkin, etc.
Tortie cat lying on bed
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Maybe I can find a cat picture *somewhere*. Princess and an orange Bears, who passed recently and is fiercely missed.
Long-haired patch tabby catShort-haired orange tabby cat
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I am currently in the hospital recovering from a bad infection, but my excellent friend Meg fed my cats and got a good shot of this Pumpkin kitty.
Tortie cat sitting, looking at camera with her head tilted, eyes open wide.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Bears would have said: no, this is an orange bears thing. (I think it's just a cat thing)
Beloved orange tabby curled up in sink
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Princess Smokey Hissyfit is a shaggy barbarian princess from the woods out back, and damn proud of it. Try to put a label on her and she will wash her paws at you.
Patch tabby facePatch tabby lying on cat scratcher in the window
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Itchy *ear*
Long-haired patch tabby cat intent on scratching her ear
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
One wee kitten
Small tuxedo cat on guitar amp in window.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
NYE was the anniversary of bringing Princess Smokey in. 3 or 4 years. Skipping the sad outside shots, this is about happy warm dry fed loved cat.
Patch tabby kitty
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
"Why did you bring me in the house if you were never going to feed me? What did I do to deserve this?"
Patch tabby kitty looking very sorrowful (she has sad resting face).
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
It is! She's really cute and makes adorable little sounds. She squeaks more than miaows. She has her own spot next to my desk, morning ritual is to jump up on it and get petted. She's very nuzzly at that time.
Whiskers on her special petting tote next to my desk chair.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
12/24 was the anniversary of getting this nonsense inside the house, which you can see she absolutely *hated* doing. Happy Whiskers Acquisition Day, or something.
Tuxedo kitten with food outsideTuxedo kitten on retaining wall with autumn leavesTuxedo kitten peering in the back door, which she did a lot, as though she wanted something.Tuxedo kitten snuggled in chair with mean human who let her come inside to be warm, dry, fed and loved.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
My cat Angel Pudding would like to add her agreement.
Cats of Yore's beautiful white cat Francie, whom I have not met but love anyway.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
This is Spot. She (?) confused me for a while, didn't realize that she and Squirrel were different cats until late. Squirrel has no spot. I saw them together and he seemed to be guarding her while she ate. I have rarely seen her in the past 18 months. First time she let me see her and not run.
Spot, a little grey cat with a white diamond spot on her chest, staring with wide eyes at the human looking at her.  She is eating cat food I put out.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
She was giving this wand toy serious hell.
Patch tabby cat looking at felt wand toy as if pounce
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
You're very patient to take this on. I hope she comes out of her shell. This is Princess, aka Princess Hissyfit, who used to yell at me for feeding her. She's a lot better now but there are days she wants zero attention, other days a couple of pets is the limit.
Fluffy unkempt long-haired patch tabby cat looking interested in something.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Whiskers wants to know if she gots cute feets.
Small tuxedo cat on plastic tote
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Simba, who for a long time I considered The Best Cat In The Universe, and recently departed Bears, who also has claim to the title.
Orange and white cat in front of orange and white guitar amp.Orange tabby lying on a blanket, getting his chin scritched, looking pretty happy.  Front paws all curled, back paws splayed out.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
“So what if I ran outside while you had the door open to feed birds? What do you propose to do about it? I’m cute.”
Tortie cat on the bed
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
That's all the tuxes I have! But here are more pictures.
Long-haired tux in loaf positionLong-haired tux on cat cave, catnip banana for scale.Short-haired tux in the sinkShort-haired tux with her mouth open looking very fierce
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Ponies and Whiskers are here to help!
Ponies, a long-haired tuxedo cat, on a cat lounger.Whiskers, a little squirt of a tuxedo girl, with bright white whiskers (thus her name) on a bed.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The cover to Floodland by Sisters of Mercy
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
POTATO BEARS Donated in memory of my bear, who was extremely loved and is very missed. And, as always, for Fergus and Angel Pudding and Yora (stealing that from whoever came up with it) and all the cats and bears.
Bears, an orange tabby cat looking brightly at the camera, in case it turns into a treat.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Pumpkin, a pile of Whisker paws, Princess, and Squirrel looking regal
Tortie cat on a keyboard in front of a monitorTuxedo cat showing off her beansFluffy patch tabby, grey kitty, in cat tree at night
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This answer your question?
FSR Strat with black pickguard/knobs/switch cover, in mystic sunburst finish, which is a metallic sunburst
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This biscuit cat hopes you feel better soon.
Torbie cat on her side on a keyboard
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Bruce and Marshall
Bruce (orange tabby, screamed a lot when I first got him) and Marshall (tuxedo)Bruce Dickinson of Iron MaidenMarshall 1959 amp
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Here's a sort of bad shot of most of my basses and two fancy guitars. May be of interest to @haazah.bsky.social and @brynstar7.xyz
Five basses and two guitars on a stand.  From left: Guild JS-II, Rickenbacker 4003, Yamaha BB1200, Gibson EB-2, Gibson Flying V, walnut Fender Strat, Rickenbacker 381 JK.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Bear was really good at obstructing keyboard justice as well.
Orange tabby cat on keyboard yawning.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This is Simba, he was just about the best cat on the planet.
Long-haired orange and white cat in front of an Orange amp.  He appears to be devoid of thoughts.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Pumpkin checking in, with bonus torbie #SeeATortShareATort
Biscuit, a torbie catPumpkin, a tortie cat curled up in a cat bed
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the incinerator, getting warm.
Snowy back yard with several leafless trees, a few evergreens, and one willow tree in the center that is just turning yellow.  Snow covers a bench, fire pit, and stack of logs.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Pumpkin getting some sleep on the OR-120. It hasn't been used in a while, so it's not particularly warm, but it fits a pumpkin kitty just right.
Tortie cat asleep on an Orange amp
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Princess says: this is how the terrible giant got me inside.
Patch tabby cat washing a paw in a cat tree
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Bears was very good at being in the sink.
Orange tabby cat curled up in oval sink
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This princess cat does not realize or accept that she is loved, at least by me, but she's a whole lot happier than she was. I think she had some pretty terrible experiences out in the woods, because she is slow to trust. It's been over three years. But she continues to improve.
One sad-looking patch tabby cat in the woods.Same patch tabby cuddling with a tuxedo cat, who looks vaguely put-upon.  She still looks kind of sad, but she is a lot happier and has a friend (whether he likes it or not).
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
A few years ago I tried to get cats but they tricked me and I wound up with a ponies and a mousie.
Ponies (tuxedo cat) and Mousie (grey and white tux) on a desk.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Here are some Example Bears, and a Pumpkin kitty demonstrating what I’m trying to avoid.
Orange tabby cat on tree next to desk.Tortie cat on desk between keyboard and monitor
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
But how will Fiona get her adoration? If we're not posting cat pictures, then I won't post this Pumpkin kitty, who is taking advantage of the heat vent at the bottom of this monitor.
Pumpkin the tortie cat on my desk between keyboard and monitor.  Monitor shows a picture I took while driving on a two-lane road in southeastern Wisconsin during fall.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Played some guitar with no goal in mind, just for the hell of it, and felt more like myself than I have in some time. I'd been meaning to play this 335-S for months and just never got around to it. It's the basic model from the 80s, all maple, heavy as hell but loads of sustain and fast attack.
Gibson 335-S Firebrand Standard with Dunable Grizzly pickups.  There's half a Guild Starfire to the right of it.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Biscuit here recommends Tree House on the north side.
Wide-eyed torbie kitten playing with a catnip rainbow and staring up at the camera.  She came from Tree House in Chicago and they were great.  She is the sweetest cat I've ever known.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Pumpkin says: welcome!
Tortie cat on cat tree
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I would like to request periodic updates, please. He looks a bit like my Princess cat.
Patch tabby sitting in the entrance to my music room, looking concerned about what might happen to her in here.  She really doesn't trust people, not even me, and I've had her almost three years now.  If only she understood how loved she is.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
That's a good reason! I like when they do this:
Bears, an orange tabby best cat ever, lying on his back in front of a bass cabinet
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Pumpkin says: you go tell that Jane she's a treasured mutual RIGHT NOW or I'll send Fiona after her self-deprecating ass. I hope you understand that I didn't really have a choice, here. The Queen Hath Spoken.
Tortie cat looking expectant while perched on an Orange guitar amp with some pedals in front (MXR suboctave fuzz, Boss synth, MXR chorus, Korg tuner).

Amp is on an 18 inch SWR Big Ben bass cabinet, next to a Super Reverb mounted in a head box on top of a 2x15 SWR Big Bertha bass cab.  Both make fine bass amps.
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Mine are either ground squirrels (chipmunks) or whatever kind of gray squirrel is native to northern IL.
Chipmunk on handmade bench surveying the territorySquirrel eating seeds on retaining wall
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Princess says: "you know orange man bad, right?"
Very shy patch tabby eating cat food
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Banana Walrus Wafers @grumqa.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
So damn proud of my home state IL. Adopted home state WI, please follow suit. These WI cats are/were all for Harris. Please do not disappoint them! All of them were neglected or abused before I gave them a home.
Ponies (black and white) and Mousie (grey and white), brother and sister.Bears (orange tabby)
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