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@grumpytone.bsky.social
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Cheerful *@#! for my age. Do not understand society, #VAR or what "uomo d'onore" means unless it is a Tory MP. Rubbish at #Wordle. #Nerdle is where it's at. AI is dumb sh1t 🤷 🇮🇹 🇺🇦 🇲🇽 ⚽🏏📚 😺

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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All settled what could possibly go wrong. A polite request has received an honest answer🙄 www.reuters.com/business/hea...
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Russia tells WHO there are no plague cases in Siberian city
Russian authorities told the World Health ​Organization on Tuesday that it has no cases ‌of plague in the city of Irkutsk in Siberia, where a laboratory worker at a plague research institute died last...
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@conservatives.bsky.social Kemi says the problem is not the elderly receiving £12000 per annum, so keep triple lock.People of working age that choose not to work is the issue. So this includes single parents, those with disabilities? I suppose she has to keep aging Tory voters onside 🙄
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two-legged delivery robot takes to streets of Barnsley in Tech Town trial - BBC News share.google/Wkg7QYfjVt2z...
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🇭🇷 0 7 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 are the ex Man City players too upset to play?
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Konsa has something of Mustafi about him...
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bilic out 🇭🇷
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every true American smashes the puzzle today. Wordle 1,931 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was he wearing a suit & tie and did he say thank-you in advance? If not that's disrespecting the King...blah blah Britain in talks with European allies over release of emergency diesel stockpiles amid Trump pressure www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Britain in talks with European allies over release of emergency diesel stockpiles amid Trump pressure
Ministers discuss drawing down EU countries’ reserves after Donald Trump threatens to cut off US supplies
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who could have guessed 🙄 Over-engineered = Over-charged. Not like you flaunt your vacuum like other top brands, wear it to film premiers or do you? www.inc.com/moses-jeanfr...
inc.com
Dyson's $500 Toothbrush Took 6 Years to Develop. It Quietly Disappeared From Stores Within Weeks
Reports of water seepage and device failures prompted Dyson to halt sales in multiple markets.
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has Iran agreed the terms of the US surrender yet? Are we selling or buying before close Friday?
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Am I watching the BBC news or some US horse manure syndicated bo££ocks? What happened to the facts in all of this aircraft incident?
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guardian : "Greggs shares jump Shares in Greggs have jumped by 7.5% at the start of trading after it announced a pick-up in sales, and plans to cut 740 jobs." That will be AI. (Artificial ingredients).
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
20 mins gone. Everyone still awake? CZE-ENG
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was enjoying John Healey's address until he got on to the subject of AI and didn't say ....
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BBC AI generated subtitles are so bad I'm all for a return to Ceefax subtitles and Nanna's doing the speedy touch typing 🙄
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kane will claim that to make up for lack of first touch with previous attempt 🙄
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can we have one of those Chinese robots that have explosive pace up front instead of Kane? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇸
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pep Guardiola is even more intelligent than I thought 🤔
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hope "Defender" saw action on the high seas of the Solent yesterday, repelling hostile invaders 🙄 I wonder how much it cost ?
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jim try USA. Gas is cheap...no wait, which type 🤭 Jim Ratcliffe halts production at Hull chemical plants over ‘ridiculous’ gas prices www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Jim Ratcliffe halts production at Hull chemical plants over ‘ridiculous’ gas prices
Billionaire owner of Ineos says company ‘cannot compete’ with global market despite efficiency of Humberside sites
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Absolute genius. Most of their most fervent supporters depend on it . I know reintroduce conscription, that will sort it.🙄 Thinktank linked to Reform UK calls for abolition of state pension www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Thinktank linked to Reform UK calls for abolition of state pension
‘Radical’ report likely to influence party’s platform also proposes abolishing inheritance and capital gains taxes
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gosport,UK should be granted independence. It's so unique and special, populated by exemplary citizens with erudite leaders. Simply cannot have the rest of UK holding it back. Post this event I would also support it's annexation of Havant & Waterlooville.
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jimwaterworks.bsky.social @jimwaterworks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No more distractions! Release ALL of the unredacted EPSTEIN files! Thank you for your attention to this matter....
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Erm...it's an absolute "No" from me. He will again press self-destruct button during a hissy fit and Xi just smiles & moves on . Can Trump and Xi cooperate to guide humanity through the AI revolution? Humanity might depend on it | Alan Finkel www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Can Trump and Xi cooperate to guide humanity through the AI revolution? Humanity might depend on it | Alan Finkel
The CEOs of tech firms issue stark warnings over the rate of change, with AI capability doubling every four months
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hiding live ammunition in a tourist attraction? Is there nobody to sense check the posts? Natalie is busy negotiating the US surrender on Iranian terms? 🤔
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, I'm pretty sure everyone can see what's happening. Rich, privately, educated entitled tossers who could not be more part of The Establishment do not think they ought to have to play by the rules.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
According to the scumbag Times owned by the scumbag Rupert Murdoch the UK needs to be 'weaned off the State Pension', which is actually more than paid for by NI contributions. What the UK really needs to be weaned off is Rupert Murdoch. Get this evil fucker and his disgusting rags out of the UK.
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now we can all go for a cup of tea and reflect on the stupidity of these people. Nothing of course, except the odd president, is more stupid than AI itself 🙄 www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/2655904...
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Southampton professor and AI expert dismisses extinction concerns
A University of Southampton professor has dismissed warnings from what she called “idiots on the west coast” that AI could wipe out humanity
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Release ALL the Epstein files NOW
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Accountabilabuddy🔻 @accountabilabuddy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lol I can't believe anyone pays them for this shit. Anyway, the endgame has been apparent to the rest of us for months: Jeffrey Epstein's best friend fails to make a deal; the shipping lanes are fucked (or at best converted to toll passages). Even when it's "over" it's nowhere near over:
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wordle 1,916 3/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 It's all Greek to me...
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Still not resolved. Capita yet again doing what it does best...bid low...over promise then under deliver...pay a few fines ... crush pensioners ...move on. Get them off all the frameworks 🤷 www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/2655615...
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MP condemns Capita's ‘hollow words’ over Civil Service Pension Scheme
An MP has accused outsourcing firm Capita of delivering "hollow words" over its handling of the Civil Service Pension Scheme.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We should be very British about this new independent nation by invading it and claiming it for the Crown. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents vote over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby.
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Winning big. They're begging for a deal. Over by Friday...pass it on www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Photos show widespread damage at US sites from Iranian attacks
A wrecked air force plane and destroyed buildings are among the images obtained by the BBC's partner CBS News.
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't listen to dumbarses with vested interests. Listen to somebody talk sense, like this guy. Trump is just running scared of mid-terms and stock market sell off of AI investments that's why he says the guys don't need a slow down 🤷 www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
bbc.co.uk
Sanders calls for US and China to work together in regulating AI
Senator Bernie Sanders led a “pro-human” rally in Washington DC, warning of the dangers posed by artificial intelligence.
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Surely it's easier to allow the person receiving the pension to decide? Like an annuity? So, if I index it at 3% my base figure is lower? DWP should be able to cope with that? ‘Costing billions’: is the pensions triple lock a lifeline or simply unaffordable? www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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‘Costing billions’: is the pensions triple lock a lifeline or simply unaffordable?
With the budget looming, arguments rage over whether ministers should scrap a pledge popular with millions
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The Register @theregister.com · 14/09/2026
AI and its main promoters are not enterprise-ready, says Gartner
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AI and its main promoters are not enterprise-ready, says Gartner
Model-makers move too fast and don’t care when they break things
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jack Clarke of Ipswich best wear some shin pads next match and stop impersonating Grealish 🙄
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Utter bollocks and propaganda by Telegraph Conscription phased out = Tories. 2010 strategic defence review = Tories 2012 Capita recruitment fuck up = Tories 2020 COVID loss of personnel = Tories www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09...
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Braverman says not racists concerned about uncontrolled migration scared for safety.Yep looks exactly like that Police move in to arrest anti-migrant protesters in angry clashes at Portsmouth demo after marchers were warned not to cover their faces | Daily Mail Online share.google/D5ckW05FNaCF...
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Police move in to arrest anti-migrant protesters in Portsmouth clashes
Anti-migrant protesters are marching in Portsmouth today, as police warned attendees not to cover their faces and vowed to make more arrests.
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Didn't take her long did it. Stir it up. Lie through your teeth. Anyway nice distraction from Met Police action. Next week it will be Gosport immigration centre all over again with a reprise from Dineage...🙄 www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/2653140...
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Suella Braverman demands guarantee over potential migrant centre in Portsmouth
Former Home Secretary Suella Braverman has demanded that no migrant processing centre will be established in Portsmouth.
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Under 19 team! suppose they're of "fighting age" Absolute dumbarse racists 🙄 Wait til they discover immigrants staffing hospitals, GP practices, driving trains/buses, local restaurants & working in other professional services 😖 Braverman is very quiet 🤔 www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politic...
portsmouth.co.uk
Protestors confuse Pakistan cricket team for migrants after gathering at hotel
Misinformation caused groups of people to gather at The Marriott Hotel
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If Zelensky had received immediate military support from the US and allies, this war would have ended within a week and saved hundreds of thousands of lives. The downfall of Putin would have been a bonus.
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Beagle Dad @pod15.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who needs hostile hacking attempts when you have NATS software upgrades and infrastructure improvements🙄
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
First day of heavy, persistent rain. Let's leave the speed limit at 50 after all shall we @nationalhighways.bsky.social 🤔
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Does anybody give 2 shits about what Harry & Megan do, where they reside etc. As long as we're not paying for it, let them get on with it...any refugee escaping from the fascist US regime should be welcome. In fact golden visas should be introduced for non fascist egg head geniuses.
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wonder if this beast was deployed to assist the removal of migrants and restore order to the seas around Eastney? I'm told the life jackets are like Batman capes 🙄 www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/2449872...
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New high-speed boat added to police marine unit fleet
A new high-speed boat called Defender has been added to Hampshire police's marine unit fleet
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grumpytone.bsky.social @grumpytone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fulham FC. Bernd Leno is a past master of letting multiple goals in on his near post. Nothing has changed ...buy a keeper
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