GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Nah that’s Morpheus from The Matrix.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting in a red chair with the words fate it seems is not without a sense ironyALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a red chair with the words fate it seems is not without a sense irony 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 03/11/2025lol it’s not like minkah wanted to be here for the last rebuild either….. 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I actually would be ok with one more year for McDaniel. I’d like to see what GM they can pair with him. 030
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Awww yeahhh the @sameolddolphins.bsky.social show this week’s gonna be freaking FIRE! Looking forward to a Grier-free existence and the inevitable changing of the podcast name. 022
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Last week I called for the Dolphins to trade Jaelan Philips for John Harbaugh. Today I am here for the Pink Eye Game love. Am I a traitor? Wish-washy? A fraud? Nope, it’s just another week in the life of a 50-year Dolphins fan. 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Brb right after I affix a visor to every piece of headwear I own. 130
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 26/10/2025My face when tua throws one to brinskill 020
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 26/10/202514 point lead at the half and the defense is on fire. If we don’t see the dolphins run the ball 25 times in the 2nd half we riot. 120
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Yeah but guys, quit stepping out of bounds. 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025First bijan, now Algiers…stepping out of bounds needlessly handing Buffalo 80 seconds of free time on the clock. 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Trade Jaelan Phillips to Baltimore for John harbaugh. 130
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I see plenty of people on the interwebs yelling that if Greer isn’t fired, they’ll root for a new team. Screw that. I’ve been at this for half a century. I was here first. WE were here first! We were here before Greer was and we’ll be here after he’s gone. It’s OUR Miami dolphins, not his. 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025If I am Joe Flacco I am buying a hospital indemnity plan before I get on the plane (bus?) from Cleveland to Cincy. 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025media.tenor.coma man in a green suit and sunglasses is saying do itALT: a man in a green suit and sunglasses is saying do it 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I never realized that I am somehow a travis wingfield doppelgänger from 20 years in the future. and from the looks of the bags under my eyes this morning, we are still waiting for that next playoff victory. 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Incom making penalties when he’s not making x-wings. 141
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man screaming and saying `` i hate you '' in a dark room .ALT: a close up of a man screaming and saying `` i hate you '' in a dark room . 110
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Help Somebody tell me how I’m supposed to feel 021
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Dang, when the revolution finally comes, Malik can stay. 020
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man screaming and saying `` i hate you '' in a dark room .ALT: a close up of a man screaming and saying `` i hate you '' in a dark room . 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Live look at the Miami line play todaymedia.tenor.coma blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows rampALT: a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp 030
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/20250-5 on last five third downsmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is smiling in front of a city skylineALT: a man with a beard is smiling in front of a city skyline 060
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Thank god for the jets otherwise our self-esteem would also be ass. 120
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025If the dolphins lose this game I swear to god I will just go deliver some DoorDash to mark sanchez. 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Wait guys I got it solved….we need to employ Aaron brewer to stop the run! 020
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025lol Aaron Brewer was like “(record scratch)….you’re probably asking how I got here….” 030
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Melifonwu with the bs tackling attempt on McMillan there. 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025All of us lining up to buy Waller jerseys was NOT on my 2025 bingo card. 110
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Bryce Young is in Year 3 and still looks like the game is running him instead of the other way around. 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025So now we can never ever throw that route to hill or Connor ever again, right? 030
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025So Waller ISN’T obj 2.0?media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope "ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope " 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Jonah, my guy……media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a red shirt in the backgroundALT: a close up of a man 's face with a red shirt in the background 140
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Internet in 2010: “everybody has the same megaphone now!” Internet in 2025: “everybody has the same megaphone now :/“ 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 25/09/2025If this doesn’t raise every red flag from key west to Port Saint Lucie then you’re not paying attention. 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Son of a ….. here we go with the time management 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025That roughing penalty is how seasons get out of control. Things look bad, guys push too hard and make mistakes, things go south, cycle repeats. The look of Sielers face after the touchdown said it all. 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025media.tenor.coma man says i 'd make that deal while wearing a white shirtALT: a man says i 'd make that deal while wearing a white shirt 120
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Tie in 4q? Someone tell me how Ian supposed to feel please 020
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025I am once again asking you to run the damn ball 110
