GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Awww yeahhh the @sameolddolphins.bsky.social show this week’s gonna be freaking FIRE! Looking forward to a Grier-free existence and the inevitable changing of the podcast name. 022
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Last week I called for the Dolphins to trade Jaelan Philips for John Harbaugh. Today I am here for the Pink Eye Game love. Am I a traitor? Wish-washy? A fraud? Nope, it’s just another week in the life of a 50-year Dolphins fan. 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Brb right after I affix a visor to every piece of headwear I own. 130
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 26/10/2025My face when tua throws one to brinskill 020
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 26/10/202514 point lead at the half and the defense is on fire. If we don’t see the dolphins run the ball 25 times in the 2nd half we riot. 120
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025First bijan, now Algiers…stepping out of bounds needlessly handing Buffalo 80 seconds of free time on the clock. 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Trade Jaelan Phillips to Baltimore for John harbaugh. 130
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I see plenty of people on the interwebs yelling that if Greer isn’t fired, they’ll root for a new team. Screw that. I’ve been at this for half a century. I was here first. WE were here first! We were here before Greer was and we’ll be here after he’s gone. It’s OUR Miami dolphins, not his. 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025If I am Joe Flacco I am buying a hospital indemnity plan before I get on the plane (bus?) from Cleveland to Cincy. 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Incom making penalties when he’s not making x-wings. 141
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Help Somebody tell me how I’m supposed to feel 021
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Dang, when the revolution finally comes, Malik can stay. 020
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Live look at the Miami line play todaymedia.tenor.coma blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows rampALT: a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp 030
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/20250-5 on last five third downsmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is smiling in front of a city skylineALT: a man with a beard is smiling in front of a city skyline 060
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Thank god for the jets otherwise our self-esteem would also be ass. 120
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025If the dolphins lose this game I swear to god I will just go deliver some DoorDash to mark sanchez. 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Wait guys I got it solved….we need to employ Aaron brewer to stop the run! 020
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025lol Aaron Brewer was like “(record scratch)….you’re probably asking how I got here….” 030
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Melifonwu with the bs tackling attempt on McMillan there. 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025All of us lining up to buy Waller jerseys was NOT on my 2025 bingo card. 110
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Bryce Young is in Year 3 and still looks like the game is running him instead of the other way around. 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025So now we can never ever throw that route to hill or Connor ever again, right? 030
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025So Waller ISN’T obj 2.0?media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope "ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope " 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Jonah, my guy……media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a red shirt in the backgroundALT: a close up of a man 's face with a red shirt in the background 140
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Internet in 2010: “everybody has the same megaphone now!” Internet in 2025: “everybody has the same megaphone now :/“ 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 25/09/2025If this doesn’t raise every red flag from key west to Port Saint Lucie then you’re not paying attention. 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Son of a ….. here we go with the time management 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025That roughing penalty is how seasons get out of control. Things look bad, guys push too hard and make mistakes, things go south, cycle repeats. The look of Sielers face after the touchdown said it all. 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Tie in 4q? Someone tell me how Ian supposed to feel please 020
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025I am once again asking you to run the damn ball 110
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025If there was ever a time to commit to the run, this is it.media.tenor.coma man singing into a microphone with the words " it is time " above himALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " it is time " above him 130
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Holy crap was that our first 3&out of the season? 120
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Welp. Started the half exactly wrong. Buffalo TD then 3 & out. Back to our regularly scheduled programming 010
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Holy cow Dodson is no match for Josh Allen 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Don’t have to figure out who’s going to play nickel in the 2nd half if Buffalo never gets the ball. 020
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Don’t look now, but the dolphins are managing the clock. 020
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025I gotta admit, I didn’t think it would be Tyreek that would put the team on his back. I figured he had checked out.media.tenor.coma person riding a horse down a dirt road in the desertALT: a person riding a horse down a dirt road in the desert 000
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Ollie Gordonmedia.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open . 030
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Maybe if I buy one of those ultra wide monitors I’ll be able to see our pass rush in the same picture with josh Allen. 031
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Zero pursuit. Allen got nobody else even in the picture with him. 111
GrumpyOldDolfan @grumpyolddolfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Omg Ollie Gordon szn loadingmedia.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses says " at last " in a dark roomALT: a man wearing sunglasses says " at last " in a dark room 041
