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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 1h

So you persisted until you were forced to leave rather than admit that you were feeling unwell and leave voluntarily?

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 1h

Dude, don’t hold your breath for Elton John and Paul McCartney on Celebrity Tipping Point

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 2h

I would argue that either could be correct depending on the context and intent of the speaker. If Oasis refers to the collective group of multiple individuals then ‘are’ works. If Oasis means the band as a singular noun then ‘is’ works also. Pretty weird to get uptight about it

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 4h

Hopefully he soon encounters an influencer who kicks seven shades of shit out of people who throw food at them

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 4h

This is not a boring fess. It’s not a fess in any way whatsoever. Well done though. Good on you!

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 22h

30% of the population are dumb, angry, and easily manipulated

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 23h

Terrible example. Political corruption benefits some people so ultimately it is a subjective opinion.

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Very inefficient. They need roof insulation at the rafters. Must be costing a bomb in heating bills

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If only I could tell which one is the Reform councillor from the pictures

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Well, they say your taste changes as you get older

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That version of lego still exists. These kits are not aimed at kids. They’re aimed at nostalgic adults.

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Its the same as pointing out that petrol and diesel cars are also imported on the same ships

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Stop peeling baby potatoes. That way you’ll have more time to iron your socks

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It was a golden age for the wealthy. The political and social reality of history and the present is very very different for those who have vs those who don’t. He probably believes what he’s saying

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You’ll just have to take it into the office instead

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's easy. You just have to murder the mother and daughter. Or murder your wife. Those really are the only options.

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If he doesn't want to appear in Reform videos he shouldn't spout off right wing bollocks

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We have a media that celebrates confident ignorance over modest intelligence

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The recycling crew will be taking selfies with it

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Quite frankly a lot of 'love' songs are simply men refusing to accept a woman's autonomy and independence

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just become acutely aware of my tongue and get paranoid that I keep somehow putting it in dentist’s way

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

No normal person could afford to actually live in those houses. The cost of maintaining and running a house like that are just not viable for people on average incomes.

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Who pulls up other people on their 'interesting facts' in team ice breakers?

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If they just spend the rest of this parliament just tinkering, why should people trust them to make big changes around the EU, voting reform and social care? They've got the majority just do what needs doing

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All the news care about is jeopardy and drama. If a Labour PM proceeds with a plan against opposition, they are branded blinkered, dogmatic, inflexible. If they change their mind, it's all weak leadership, U-turn!!! Damned either way.

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

22yo doesn’t even know what a ‘radio station’ is mate

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s a weird quirk of cgi special effects. The more realistic it looks, the less impressive it is and the less charm it has.

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why would you even sign a card for someone you've never met?

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a fucking horse!

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can’t beat a bit of roast swan IMO

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Admittedly I have never been to Malta and do not know much about it, but I struggle to imagine their cuisine is so abhorrent that one would be reduced to exclusively eating uncooked Fray Bentos pies

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You just didn’t try hard enough

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yeh, but which side would you have them fight for Nigel?

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Grumpy Muppet @grumpymuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Poor guy. Look how miserable he is having to spend time with his own kids

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