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Grumpy Joe-mo

@grumpyhomo.bsky.social
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📍D(M)V Not really grumpy but gay af 💁‍♂️ I do yell at clouds sometimes… DM for Signal/Telegram/IG/WhatsApp/Snap My opinions are my own and do not reflect any group or organization unless explicitly mentioned by name. View my likes at your own risk.

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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Super bummed the Bison lost today. The Rebels has our number on offense.
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𒌐🌈ざぼうさん🌈𒌐 @zabusan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, Hayley, does "Susan Dell" sound like a real person to you? Grow up. It's me!
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Even with the 🍎 magic there are still bags under my eyes 🫩
Selfie of a bearded man
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trying to play around with some of the settings on my 18 and so far I love the shutter controls I only wish that it allowed longer than a second outside of night mode
Photo of the western sky
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I find it exhausting how many people thank “my lord and savior jeebus xristo” Like sincere belief is wonderful but so much of this in the world today feels exclusively performative Show through actions and not words y’all
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Matt vs. the relentlessness of entropy @mcs-phd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vocal stim of the day youtu.be/-cCXsqiMqxo?...
youtu.be
American Dad - Maybe Baby
YouTube video by Cody Kinnear (Verfands)
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh thank jeebus
YOU GOT 'EM.
Let the Anticipation Begin.
CARLY RAE JEPSEN: DAY AND NIGHT TOUR
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ugh these presale are getting crazy. My hope of getting Carly Rae Jepsen tixs tomorrow morning is fading lol
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
From my starting point I’ve lost 20% of my body weight and am hoping to be about to lose up to 8% more 🤞
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These fucking refs in the Ravens game are so obvi tilted towards the Colts 🫠
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen
Fairly minimalist lock screen on iOS 27 with a notification showing that I am watch American Dad at 11:50 on a Sunday morning to feel some joy
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Scratchy throat and I know it’s post nasal drip Why did we have to plant so horribly in the past so that I suffer year-round now - just so there wasn’t tree seeds everywhere but instead now it’s tree cum 😩
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am a like guy because I am too awkward for replies
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A genocide should not begat another genocide. Sadly the world loves to forget its history and repeat it. Worse a select few study world history and say “I could do that horrible thing more efficiently” and then do.
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gm
A book called “The Barenstein Bears Cut Down a Flock Camera” shows the father doing exactly that.
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Super weird to be able to watch my schools games on an antenna for the first time since moving to DC [redacted] years ago 😵‍💫
Screenshot of The CW channel 50 in Washington DC of a college football game between Wyoming and North Dakota State.
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No sure if my hair is good or crazy today 🫠 (ft. under eye bags)
Selfie of a bearded man
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there isn't enough coffee in the world to fix me today
Exhausted cat sitting like a person and leaning back with its legs spread and its mouth open.
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bwahahahahahaha lol at the Steelers
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Steelers
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Browns
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Keep saying his name. #NolanWells
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my9movies.net/en
My 9 Movies
The 9 Movies That Shaped Who I Am

Star Wars
Captain America: The First Avenger
The Bob's Burgers Movie
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb
Contact
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
McLintock!
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Drop Dead Gorgeous
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Starting to doubt western Massachusetts actually exists….
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Addendum selfie
Selfie
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just a selfie from a strip club’s men’s night that isn’t well attended (but should be)
Selfie
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love how all of the rest of the AFC/NFC North is bonding over how awful the Steelers/Packers are so far this season 🥹
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My new phone is (literally) cooler than my old phone. I’m not just saying the burgundy color but physically the 18 runs cooler than the 16. The 2nm processor and vapor chamber are apparently working!
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Reincarnated! I'm a Star Gazer (aka David) @ncred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Think pieces about bringing iced coffee to interviews are a distraction to lynchings, rising gas prices, water shortages, concentration camps, tyranny, dictatorship, a war we didn't ask for, project 2025 going as planned, and the number of missing people (many being children) in this country.
static.klipy.com
Dr. Sidewell Isaacs: Focus on the Task At Hand
ALT: Dr. Sidewell Isaacs: Focus on the Task At Hand
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Moar of this 😍
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The thing with my 18 that is new from my 16 is that instead of one large oval screen cut out there are now three separate cut outs
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SpongeBob and Patrick say Par-tay but I’m probably the Squidward in this scenario
Selfie of a bearded man with his head resting on his fist.
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I look the way I feel lol
Selfie of a bearded man who looks grumpy
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
End-stage capitalism: companies are so beholden to shareholders, profits, and dividends that external factors are needed to make them do the ethical thing. Basically the Friedman Doctrine run amok.
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My brain is spicy today (derogatory)
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In the 732 days I owned my 16 Pro I managed to keep my battery cycle count to 721 and only lost 9% of max capacity 🤓
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who is she and I’ve never heard this song in my life? Boomers to blame?!?
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The Wor$t Tall in America @talltbh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chevy’s offering 0% APR for 5 years on the Silverado oh we’re headed for a DEEP recession
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pessimistic post It doesn’t matter who wins in November- we are in the middle of a global nose dive to the bottom of the far right & we haven’t hit rock bottom yet Electorates keep believing the bullshit the the far right spews b/c the center/near-left has cowtowed to the rich for so long
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ofc it’s probably going to be a hassle to get my Metro service switched from my 16 to my 18 😠
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think this is the first time I’ve ever been excited about the color of my phone before 😂
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tbh if we continue to “care” about scandalous photos from our youth no one is gonna be able to run for public office soon 👀
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 15/09/2026
‘Hacks’ star Hannah Einbinder reposts Ed Sheeran’s $400 million net worth: “Ed Sheeran i say this as a ginger. i hope you get a REALLY bad sun burn the kind on the back of your entire body where it hurts to lie down or walk or sit.”
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9to5Mac @9to5mac.com · 15/09/2026
Battery draining faster after updating to iOS 27? Don’t panic …
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Battery draining faster after updating to iOS 27? Don’t panic …
If you’ve just updated your iPhone to iOS 27, you may have felt concerned after seeing your battery draining faster than usual, as well as your device getting hot in normal use. If so, there’s no cause for panic. While both effects may be very real, they are only temporary … more…
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grant @grantlikesbeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Colbert winning is a great final fuck you to CBS #Emmys
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did you know that Hydrox was the original sandwich cookie and is not Hyrox which is a new fitness thing
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Petition to rename Weekend At Bernie’s to Weekend At Mitch’s given this evenings news…
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Burgundy Pro is preordered 😮‍💨
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Feel like I am seeing more phone comments from those who are not the target market of such devices than not Like if it’s not for you cool - why you shitting on someone else’s parade 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Robyn - night 2 (from a far) Still immaculate, just seated for most of the time
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Grumpy Joe-mo @grumpyhomo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don’t think that a player should be able to go pro, then say psych, and go back to amateur/college without a set structure
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