Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Took me forever, but I finally got my gump in gear and coloured my birbman! Meet Jacquilin! A jackdaw with a huge interest in monstrous beings. Especially mimics and slimes! 031
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Setting an alarm to wake up for work? Naaah... Setting an alarm to call my landlord as soon as the office opens on Monday about WHY THEY TOOK MY BIKE DESPITE ME REMOVING THE TAPE THEY PUT FOR THE BIKE CLEANUP!?! YEAH! YEAH, I THINK I F🪿KIN' WILL!!! 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Knife. Took on a whole Fuling camp with it, despite only having iron gear. Died a few times, but won in the end! 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Do you think our pets ever wonder why we constantly make noise? Like, compared to dogs and cats, we are extremely noisy. Do they ever wonder why we make so much noise? 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Being interested in philosophy is a double-edged sword; on one end, you can get some good anwers to life questions. On the other, you get into an hour discussion with yourself about whether you REALLY want ice cream or not. 121
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"We'll make Sweden into Sweden again!" Hmm... Why does that phrase seem familiar...? 110
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I don't type in perfect grammar because I'm mad. I type in perfect grammar because if I didn't, my middle school English teacher would kill me! 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide." I've done nothing wrong, but I still have my personal privacy and integrity to protect. 020
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I've had so many nightmares, lately. Kinda makes me wish I was a gore/body horror enthusiast, but I sure as heck am not! 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Hard to make bread and other baked goods without it! 000
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 01/08/2026At least those are easy to clean. Do you know how hard it is to get ink out of a feather!? 100
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When ads use remakes of well-known songs, the only thing that advertises to me is the original song. I forget the product and go find the original track. 000
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 23/07/2026In about 1 meter of water, surrounded by leeches and blobs and for some reason, that TREESTUMP IS MOVING!!! 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 03/07/2026What's with video essay-people and reading every sentence with the same "end of the presentation" cadence? It becomes quite exhausting to listen to after only a minute or two. 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 28/06/2026From this selection, the cecropia moth. Super secretly hoping for a wasp, as well. 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Don't count eggs 'til you've hatched the sheep. 000
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Romantic couple, yes. Doesn't guarantee they're straight. But that's where I'll leave it. I won't respond further. 000
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Hmm... I don't really see the word "straight" anywhere in that trophy description. 000
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Now I wanna see Sasha scurrying across the ceiling like a spider. 110
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 13/06/2026"There's not a single piece of evidence that supports this." [Shows a single piece of evidence] "That's not enough evidence." HUH!? 000
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 13/06/2026"Evolution isn't real because even Darwin himself sai-" DARWIN DIED A HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS AGO! GENETIC SCIENCE HAVE DEVELOPED A LOT SINCE THEN! F🪿K!!! 100
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I keep surprising people about bird anatomy. This has happened a few times now: Friend: "I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BIRD IN THE D🐓K!!!" Me: "It's a bird, it doesn't have one!" Friend: "Wait, what?" 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Went to the clinic today... Neither the doctor nor I knew why... I hadn't booked an appointment for any reason... At least I got out of the house for a bit... 000
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Got rid of my beard for the first time ever and TWO people said I look like a relative of John Cena... I don't know how to feel about that! 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Just had an idea. Decoyfriend: Nothing romantic going on between you. You're just "together" to ward off unwanted advances either directly (by being physically together) or indirectly (showing them on your phone). 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Dunno how the heck I still remember the silly lyrics I made for one of them after 20 years... 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Yesterday, I somehow was reminded of when I was a kid, playing trombone in music class. Tried finding the old songs we'd play and goshdand, was THAT a trip through memory lane! 110
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Same. Though where I live, they're called "Bubble". 020
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Sometimes I wonder if I'm one of those silly "ban-lists" that keep floating around social media places. I doubt I am and even if I was, I don't care to know. Doesn't stop me being occasionally curious, though. 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 06/04/2026"You used your phone 2 hours more than last week" Alright, but I don't remember asking... 000
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 04/04/2026OH, THAT'S WHAT WAS HAPPENING!!! I thought I was meeting an unusual amount of Chinese players, lately! 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Like I usually say: When life gives ya lemons, make apple juice! 000
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 19/03/2026How the hecc was I not following them already...? 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 18/03/2026STRIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT! Wait, what ya mean we're not playing baseball...? Ah well. Third VERY lovely drawing from @0kame-san.bsky.social! This time the titular birb, so you all should go support a fellow birb! 1379
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 12/03/2026BREAKING NEWS: Local Man sued by music label for releasing Copyrighted Song! "Was the only way I could figure out what the name was." 010
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 08/03/2026So long and thanks for all the fish! #webfishing 030
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I need a new moustache. Too many bad memories with this one. 000
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Remember, platonic love is still love! If ya don't have a partner, show your friends some love this Valentine's! 011
Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I had something I wanted to say, but forgot what it was... Oh well... 000