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Embden J. Goose

@grumpygoose.bsky.social
36 followers 53 following 184 posts

Hot-tempered, hopelessly optimistic and absent-minded, all stuffed into a fluffy package and adorned with a tiny hat. Hope ya like drawings and random babblin', cause BOY, is that gonna happen! Oh, and photos of stuff, occasionally.

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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Took me forever, but I finally got my gump in gear and coloured my birbman! Meet Jacquilin! A jackdaw with a huge interest in monstrous beings. Especially mimics and slimes!
A drawing of an anthropomorphic bird, wearing fancy clothing; black top hat with a red band, red cravat, blue tailcoat with light-blue lining, mud-green trousers with dark pink leather cuffs and a white plague doctor mask. They are holding a fancy wooden walking cane with leather wrappings, brass details and a large green orb as a top handle.
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Setting an alarm to wake up for work? Naaah... Setting an alarm to call my landlord as soon as the office opens on Monday about WHY THEY TOOK MY BIKE DESPITE ME REMOVING THE TAPE THEY PUT FOR THE BIKE CLEANUP!?! YEAH! YEAH, I THINK I F🪿KIN' WILL!!!
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do you think our pets ever wonder why we constantly make noise? Like, compared to dogs and cats, we are extremely noisy. Do they ever wonder why we make so much noise?
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Being interested in philosophy is a double-edged sword; on one end, you can get some good anwers to life questions. On the other, you get into an hour discussion with yourself about whether you REALLY want ice cream or not.
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"We'll make Sweden into Sweden again!" Hmm... Why does that phrase seem familiar...?
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't type in perfect grammar because I'm mad. I type in perfect grammar because if I didn't, my middle school English teacher would kill me!
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide." I've done nothing wrong, but I still have my personal privacy and integrity to protect.
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've had so many nightmares, lately. Kinda makes me wish I was a gore/body horror enthusiast, but I sure as heck am not!
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When ads use remakes of well-known songs, the only thing that advertises to me is the original song. I forget the product and go find the original track.
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What's with video essay-people and reading every sentence with the same "end of the presentation" cadence? It becomes quite exhausting to listen to after only a minute or two.
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Don't count eggs 'til you've hatched the sheep.
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
"Evolution isn't real because even Darwin himself sai-" DARWIN DIED A HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS AGO! GENETIC SCIENCE HAVE DEVELOPED A LOT SINCE THEN! F🪿K!!!
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I keep surprising people about bird anatomy. This has happened a few times now: Friend: "I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BIRD IN THE D🐓K!!!" Me: "It's a bird, it doesn't have one!" Friend: "Wait, what?"
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Went to the clinic today... Neither the doctor nor I knew why... I hadn't booked an appointment for any reason... At least I got out of the house for a bit...
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Got rid of my beard for the first time ever and TWO people said I look like a relative of John Cena... I don't know how to feel about that!
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Just had an idea. Decoyfriend: Nothing romantic going on between you. You're just "together" to ward off unwanted advances either directly (by being physically together) or indirectly (showing them on your phone).
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Yesterday, I somehow was reminded of when I was a kid, playing trombone in music class. Tried finding the old songs we'd play and goshdand, was THAT a trip through memory lane!
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A goose honks at another, honk honk honk. We see the inside of its head which reveals a smaller goose at a control desk with many buttons that say honk
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Sometimes I wonder if I'm one of those silly "ban-lists" that keep floating around social media places. I doubt I am and even if I was, I don't care to know. Doesn't stop me being occasionally curious, though.
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Garflin @garflin.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
"You used your phone 2 hours more than last week" Alright, but I don't remember asking...
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
How the hecc was I not following them already...?
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
STRIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT! Wait, what ya mean we're not playing baseball...? Ah well. Third VERY lovely drawing from @0kame-san.bsky.social! This time the titular birb, so you all should go support a fellow birb!
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Local Man sued by music label for releasing Copyrighted Song! "Was the only way I could figure out what the name was."
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
So long and thanks for all the fish! #webfishing
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
#RiftFishing
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I need a new moustache. Too many bad memories with this one.
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Remember, platonic love is still love! If ya don't have a partner, show your friends some love this Valentine's!
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I had something I wanted to say, but forgot what it was... Oh well...
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Also, I love when I have muscle twitches that last for days. Totally not annoying at all.
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If I lived in whatever timezone fit my sleep schedule, I'd have traveled the world a hundred times over. Good morning Hawaii, with love from Sweden!
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Having a sibling can be a good thing. You can tell a friend about past traumas, but even if they understand, none can understand as well as someone who literally went through the same thing.
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
THE GOAT HAS FALLEN TO JOHANNES OF THE WINDS!!! 🌲🐐🌲
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Come with me~🎶 And you'll be~🎵 In a 𝓶𝓪𝓳𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓯𝓯𝓲𝓬 𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷~✨️ I don't know~🎵 How to drive~🎶 I don't have 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷~✨️
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Not every day you find a cheese with the same name as your friend's mother...
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Cold weather, five hours of sunlight and then also the end of the god forsaken, circadian rhythm-wrecker daylight savings... And people wonder why Swedes seem so grumpy and depressed. At least we have Julmust.
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Bit of a late harvest, but holy hecc! Heckalot of potatoes, this year!
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Been so busy lately, I forgot to show this off! A babbling 'stache-lizard! Once again a big thanks to @0kame-san.bsky.social !
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Make a little birdhouse in your soul~🎶
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
My teacher in... 3rd grade I think, gave each one of us students a rock. She told us something like "hold it in your hand and warm it up on a cold day to remind you of the warmth of summer". I recently found that rock again and as silly as it sounded at the time, holding it is very relaxing.
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The backrooms as a concept was great, until people started adding all the horror stuff to it. Went from a mysterious and somewhat uncanny place to yet another cheap SCP/Slenderman copy.
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If the bus driver drives away from you, even though you're only a couple feet away... Take your bike and arrive at your destination before them to assert dominance!
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 17/09/2025
Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The first game you play as a pokemon for several years... But you're a Ditto, taking the shape of a human. They really can't let us be happy, huh...?
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The amount of people online who comment on my use of grammar and punctuation is astounding. No, I'm not angry or an unusually tech-savvy 50yo! I've just always typed like this! Geez!
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Dogs like sticks. Humans like sticks. Humans domesticated wolves and made them dogs. Who liked sticks first? Did humans and wolves become fruends over their mutual love of sticks? Life is full of mysteries...
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Why does KwarzSchopf do that "breaking scissors" thing in their ads for haircare products? What is that meant to symbolize? "You now have great hair that you won't need to cut"? Don't you usually go to a hairdresser for that?
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Many thanks to @0kame-san.bsky.social for this lovely drawing! Incredibly silly, as all things should be~!
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Callback to last year when I logged into BaceFook for the first time in like, 3-4 years, only to post "oh yeah, by the way" followed by an Ace and NB flag, then logged out.
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Embden J. Goose @grumpygoose.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS!?
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