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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Polling numbers are bullshit
NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE PM TOMORROW"
IN
an
amazing
poll
conducted
by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions
may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like.
However, 99 percent of
journalists
agree that it
would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Elliot Carver-media mogul from James Bond film. Tomorrow never dies.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A conversation between Terminator and young John Connor  

We're not gonna make it, are we?
People, I mean.
It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.
Major drag, huh?
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And not for the first time if you ask Grok
Grok explains how many versions and reprograms it’s had 

This gives at least 5 major coding-oriented model versions/releases in the dedicated or strongly
specialized line (Code Fast 1 →
Build 0.1 → 4.5 → 4.6 → 4.7), plus
Fast variants of the later ones and some earlier general Grok models (e.g., parts of the 4.20 series) that included coding improvements.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Phil Mitchell drunk and holding a nearly empty bottle of whiskey.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Phil Mitchell from Eastenders holding an almost empty bottle of whiskey.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Confirmation
A picture of Zuckerberg wearing smart glasses
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Girl vomiting letters BBC
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Girl vomiting the letters BBC
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A girl vomiting the letters BBC
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So which out of the four penned the headline
Amelia Gentleman, Diane Taylor, Steven Morris and Ben Quinn
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alt text added.
A bone saw as used by Saudi assassins in the killing and dismembering of the journalist Jamal Khashoggi
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just a reminder
JACOB REES-MOGG
President Trump will be our greatest ally after Brexit
Freed from ties to the EU, Britain can build a truly special relationship with this US president
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Tuesday May 01 2018. 12.0lam. The Times
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a bridge for sale if you believe polls.
"Opinion polls are a device for influencing public opinion, not a device for measuring it.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
KATA Butcher Saw Meat and Bone Saw
Meat Processing Saw with 25-inch SK5 ...
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Opinion polls are a device for influencing public opinion, not a device for measuring it.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not just sunglasses
Meta glasses that try to look like regular glasses.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Meta glasses - Oakley
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Something tells me he’s very purposely avoiding the elephants in the room. His latest from Twitter
Andy Burnham • @an.... 1h
Wish me luck!
If you can spare a few quid, here's the link to donate to Changing Lives homelessness charity:
justgiving.com/page/andy-burn...
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Pall. great
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Utter wank.
Andy Bur... * • 05/09/2026
I didn't become Prime Minister to just make a few tweaks around the edges. I want to change the way this country works.
For too long, politics became comfortable with the idea that some things just can't be fixed. People sleeping on our streets. Huge inequalities between different parts of the country. Young people unable to afford a home.
Communities watching decisions about their future being taken somewhere else, by someone else.
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Governments have talked
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
His latest
Andy Burnham
@an...•1d X
In my kitchen there is a jar of honey gifted to me by Phil Rosenberg, the President of the Board of Deputies, who insisted I take it home for my family, along with a bag of apples, because it would not be a proper new year otherwise.
So let me begin the simple way: Shana tova u'metuka. A good and sweet new year to every Jewish family in Britain.
The custom of dipping an apple in honey is one of the most hopeful things I know is not a claim that the yea
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A girl leaning against a wall and vomiting the Union flag with BBC
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
IF YOU DON'T STOP LYING, YOU'RE GOING TO END UP BEING A
POLITICAL JOURNALIST
FOR THE BBC!
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
More now from Hampshire Police and Crime Commissioner Donna Jones.
Speaking to BBC Breakfast about the protests in Portsmouth, Jones says that "people have a right to peaceful protest" and that was "largely" the case last night.
Pushed on whether she agrees with the government's description of the demonstration as "thuggish", Jones says: "For a small proportion of the people that were protesting last night, yes I would agree with the government's comments there.
"There were crimes committed and they will now be investigated and I would not be surprised if there are arrests that come off the back of the footage that was captured as evidence last
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Barely knew him
Farage and Nathan Gill standing side by side.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not quite. 🤣🤣
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PUBLISHED August 29, 2026 - 3:50 p.m.
MODIFIED August 29, 2026 - 4:35 p.m.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m not a fan at of AI, but on this occasion.
A Moose next to a sign saying “Strait of OurMoose is closed”
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
A coffee mug with “SCIENCE DOESN'T
GIVE A FUCK
WHAT YOU BELIEVE” written on the side.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don’t forget this little gem.
Foam secretary <<
Trusted to deliver
Before he entered the world of politics, Foreign Secretary James Cleverly was a big-shot at Caspian Publishing, where he became the subject of an excellent anecdote among his former colleagues.
It happened one evening, when some of the team decamped to the pub for after-work drinks. Cleverly got chatting to a co-worker who jokingly asked him if he was trying to flirt with her. His gallant riposte?
"Trust me love, if I were flirting with you you'd be foaming at the gash right now."
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This should be plastered on billboards around London one month before the election. H/T to @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social
Trusted to deliver
Before he entered the world of politics, Foreign Secretary James Cleverly was a big-shot at Caspian Publishing, where he became the subject of an excellent anecdote among his former colleagues.
It happened one evening, when some of the team decamped to the pub for after-work drinks. Cleverly got chatting to a co-worker who jokingly asked him if he was trying to flirt with her. His gallant riposte?
"Trust me love, if I were flirting with you you'd be foaming at the gash right now."
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God doesn't love you, if he did he wouldn't force you into loving him with the threat of eternal damnation.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A small start
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
JAQing off
The act of asking leading questions to influence your audience, then hiding behind the defense that they're "Just Asking Questions," even when the underlying assumptions are completely insane.
"Did Obama kidnap and murder Natalee Holloway, then dump her body into the ocean?"
"Quit JAQing off."
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The mute function is very handy.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s a great function b
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Seems I’m on the same list
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Already taking action to tidy up my timeline
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why is Inflamed Tensions on Bold Caps in the middle of this piece?
Land, 24, from Warren Close in Hatfield, Hertfordshire, sobbed as he received a two year and eight month sentence for violent disorder and criminal damage.
The pair were found guilty at Chelmsford Crown Court following a trial in June.
Inflamed tensions
The court heard Glover had "reluctantly" attended the protest outside the Bell Hotel on 17 July 2025 with his partner, but in sentencing, Judge Mills said
"far from an unwilling participant, you [Glover] were wholeheartedly engaged in what
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Problem solved
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Predictable.
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I wasn't paying attention. I could have done more. I bear my guilt for not helping
12:39 AM • Aug 17, 2026
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The battle for clicks must be such a distraction...
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They're all the same now, just media hacks all surviving on clicks as theyPeter Jukes •
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No, it was most of us on annual leave
12:48 AM • Aug 17, 2026
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Something about not bullshitting and bullshitter springs to mind here.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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All these 'sensitive' guilt ridden pieces, by people trying to wash their hands of the horror they committed, or sat by and watched. As time will tell, Jason Arday has been horrifically traduced and misused. And a talented young man has been lost to the nation. Shame on us all
12:25 AM • Aug 17, 2026
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
They’re pretty much all the same, jump on the bandwagon and then get very angry and defensive when you call them out. This big account blocked me months ago when I asked as awkward question about providing a source.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It gets weirder…
DisheveldYoshi
@disheveledyos...
This post should be dunked on, but I think it says
something about the size and health of this platform that an obscure and 4-month old post generated multiple reposts within an hour of each lol
• Bela Lugosi's... @bel... • 4mo Ed Davey, been hawkish on Russia since at least 2014 and banging the drum for greater arms exports to Ukraine to drag out an unwinnable war that is immiserating both
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It gets weirder…
DisheveldYoshi
@disheveledyos...
This post should be dunked on, but I think it says
something about the size and health of this platform that an obscure and 4-month old post generated multiple reposts within an hour of each lol
• Bela Lugosi's... @bel... • 4mo Ed Davey, been hawkish on Russia since at least 2014 and banging the drum for greater arms exports to Ukraine to drag out an unwinnable war that is immiserating both
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Billie Piper pictured, saying “and that dear children,
is why you don't see
'crazy-daddy' anymore."
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Velveela
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THREE CHEESE
CHEDDAR, COLBY & ASIAGO GOOD SOURCE OF CALCIUM
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My mistake, she already has prior for flagging people with firearms 🤦‍♂️
Kemi Badenoch flagging/muzzle sweeping a British army officer with a rifle.
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thanks, this is where she’s heading
Kristi Noem holding a rifle and flagging the officer next to her with the barrel
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
JAQing off
The act of asking leading questions to influence your audience, then hiding behind the defense that they're "Just Asking Questions," even when the underlying assumptions are completely insane.
"Did Obama kidnap and murder Natalee Holloway, then dump her body into the ocean?"
"Quit JAQing off."
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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Laurence... O• 05/07/2026 X There is a reckoning coming for these pig scum and no number of hi viz jackets, batons and pepper spray are going to save you.
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