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Blorbo

@grumboli.bsky.social
267 followers 530 following 243 posts

Dumb guy in PDX

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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This would fix me
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had similar bathroom/shower based fears from seeing IT way too young. Definitely thought a clown was going to eat me
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I need Butker off my team
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think the lack of brandy is what has always held me back from distance running success
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think it took like over 50 years between the invention of canning food and the invention of the can opener
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The little stretcher they bring out at the end got me pretty good
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Had a lady the other day stop at the stop sign while I crossed the crosswalk, then as I was just finished crossing she yelled at me "you know you can say thank you"
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I understand why people would do that when I lived in Wisconsin and it was -20 degrees outside, but I don't understand doing that here
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Alright time to lock the fuck in
Pinball machine themed around the 1994 world cup
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yeah one of the worst parts about following twitter/here is having to learn all the weird freaks that write opinion columns and what their deals are. I was happier never having heard of ross douthat or whatever
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm coping by convincing myself the smoke will block out some of the sunlight and reduce the temp a few degrees
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If I was the city of Los Angeles I would simply build a train station at Dodger Stadium
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I absolutely cackled when he literally said "our age of bronze is collapsing"
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
These type of posts always include savings as an expense. Putting over $1300 a month in a 529 in addition to maxing 401k and then claiming you have "nothing left over"
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I think it counts for SSI
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I think the O2 from the atmosphere combines with the C from the fuel to make CO2. Oxygen is slightly heavier than carbon and there's twice as much
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Half and half with lemon then. Shame about the dying part but what can you do
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Is the iced tea sweet or unsweet?
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Finally an opportunity to put my thousands of hours playing age of empires in middle school to use
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How many patients does this person have that are trapped in magical paintings? Seems unlikely to be guiding people to make that choice every week
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Lol spoke too soon
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Love to see that Simpsons depiction of soccer played out in real life
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm sick of England. When are they gonna invent Engwater
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The city council shouldn't use the climate funds for the moda center. They should use it to bring Culver's here
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Getting really bored of AC discourse here. We need to argue about something else. Like how fireworks should be illegal
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
And we got tantalizing close to seeing Yamamoto throw a perfect game today
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Oh damn I didn't know they had ketchup chips, I used to only be able to find that flavor in Canada. They're the best
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Working through 2666 right now and greatly enjoying it
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Poor Pereda
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Always funny watching a baseball game where they have to stop for a few minutes because a guy just gets absolutely nailed in the balls
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Babyback pork ribs. Came out pretty good
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Smoked some ribs and sweet corn
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Smokin'
Some ribs and corn cobs on a smoker
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wonder what it would be like to have a governor that doesn't suck shit
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Wish I was capable of internalizing the lesson that eating a giant bag of chips and nothing else for lunch will make me feel bad
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
But at least gas is cheap right
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Yeah, guy that drives a $90,000 lifted pickup is working class but if you take a bike to work you're effete urban elite
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
That baja is always parked a few blocks from my house. Love seeing it every time I walk by
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Now they're learning to collaborate
A squirrel eating from a bid feeder with three chickens waiting below to eat the loose birdseed
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
That sub that the billionaires died in trying to see the Titanic was carbon fiber
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Are any of your coworkers ducks or pigeons? Maybe it's for them
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Drank a fourth cup of coffee and have now entered the cool zone
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I was walking around Mt Tabor yesterday and it looked like it was raining from how much pollen was blowing off the trees
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hoping the guys at the following orders and killing people factory decide to disobey orders to kill people
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Yeah the current field looks unbelievably bleak. Only hope is that shits gonna keep getting worse these next three years and maybe that spurs some change in the party. But idk
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is a real thing in Wisconsin. The health department has to put out warnings every year telling people not to eat raw hamburger
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Yeah pretty much. It's a good time at the movies though
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The important thing is that a bunch of cops were very publicly humiliated
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Hell yeah Geno
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