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Blorbo

@grumboli.bsky.social
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Dumb guy in PDX

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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Alright time to lock the fuck in
Pinball machine themed around the 1994 world cup
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If I was the city of Los Angeles I would simply build a train station at Dodger Stadium
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Love to see that Simpsons depiction of soccer played out in real life
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm sick of England. When are they gonna invent Engwater
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The city council shouldn't use the climate funds for the moda center. They should use it to bring Culver's here
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Getting really bored of AC discourse here. We need to argue about something else. Like how fireworks should be illegal
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Always funny watching a baseball game where they have to stop for a few minutes because a guy just gets absolutely nailed in the balls
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Smokin'
Some ribs and corn cobs on a smoker
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wonder what it would be like to have a governor that doesn't suck shit
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Wish I was capable of internalizing the lesson that eating a giant bag of chips and nothing else for lunch will make me feel bad
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Now they're learning to collaborate
A squirrel eating from a bid feeder with three chickens waiting below to eat the loose birdseed
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Drank a fourth cup of coffee and have now entered the cool zone
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Hell yeah Geno
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Had to learn this lesson again for the 372nd time, but eating a whole bag of chips in one sitting is a bad idea
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
That final strike seems very suspect
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
World is full of horrors but at least it's another beautiful goddamn day in Portland, Oregon
View of Portland from Mt Tabor
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Chile sick as hell
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Curling is great because occasionally they have to bring out the Device
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
She's waiting and watching
Cat looking out a window at three hens in the yard
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Always fascinated by people that seem to think "the troops" are some special class of honorable superhumans. Like did you not go to highschool? Do you not remember the kind of stupid violent assholes from there that joined the military?
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Look at how they massacred my boy
Large, recently cut stump from a larch tree at Mt Tabor
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
One way the Internet has really ruined my brain is that I never say "windy" anymore, I only say "wimdy". I don't even mean to. Anyway it's really wimdy
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Super cool that my company's insurance open enrollment period has no overlap with my wife's company's. So we just get to guess on which will have the better plan without getting to compare. Good system
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
There's no law saying I can't have a bath in the middle of the day working from home
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Aw great what's this asshole want
Grey chicken out in the yard looking in through a window
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I continue to have absolutely no idea how the intentional grounding rule works. Just no clue
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Obviously not the craziest part of the indictment, but still find it weird that a house staffer is driving a Maserati
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Having a second Caesar salad in as many days? It's more likely than you might think
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
She's a beaut
View of a snow covered Mt. Hood from Mt. Tabor
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
She loves the stove
Cat sleeping on a pillow in front of a wood stove
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Got a good reminder of why I hate driving so much. Was going downtown for an appointment, apparently too slowly. Guy in a lifted truck behind me swerves around me into the bike lane and starts screaming slurs at me before speeding off. Good stuff
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
My wife's work is having an "AI pumpkin carving" contest for Halloween. People are supposed to submit AI pumpkin images. Just unimaginably bleak
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Whatever happens in Maine is simply none of my business. Don't really care to know what they get up to over there
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Saw some nice colors today
Sumac plant in the park with leaves turning
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
even with all this shit i'd rather be dead in portland than alive anywhere else
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Things are getting really barbaric in Portland
Halloween yard decoration of a skeleton on a spit
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Never got why people say "Bread and Circuses" like it's a bad thing. I want the government to give me some bread and put on a circus. Sounds dope as hell
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Getting kind of tired of the dumbest, cruelest people alive ruling over us
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Ah fuck I forgot to do any work at work today
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Took a little nap and woke up the tiredest I've ever been in my life
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Cracked open an NA beer while working from home today. Feel like an absolute deviant
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The dude from the Dandy Warhols threw out the first pitch
View of a Portland Pickles game from the left field seats
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Loving the environmental storytelling at the bus stop tonight
A cherry picker that has its wheels buried in soft asphalt
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Hell yeah
A guy leaping off the ropes of a wrestling ring
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
mfw there's a transit survey mid set at the comedy show at Laurelhurst
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Saw a cool spider doing spider stuff
Spider wrapping up a bug it caught
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Standing at attention
Three chickens standing on a log
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Blorbo @grumboli.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
OKC just has such rancid vibes
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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