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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels

@grug.monster
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almost changed my name to Mattress how they slept on me 😤

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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bad news oomf. they just announced a new remake of you at the latest game conference. yeah you got that unreal engine 5 sheen and everything. they changed your entire voice direction and its flat and quirky now. they updated your mechanics. theyre gonna kill you if it doesnt sell one billion copies
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 06/08/2026
Okay I might be a little big 🤏🏻
Big dad takes a mirror selfie
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 13/06/2026
Me and the poster that got the Dallas Eagle flagged on fb 🫶🏻
Silver bear thumbs up in front of a poster of himself shirtless
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 09/06/2026
Got any elderly advise? 👴🏻
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 09/06/2026
I turned 39! Everything hurts 🥲
Big poolside dad grabbing some seltzers Birthday cake for big dad Big dad in the pool wearing a Kirkland signature hatI cried when I heard about the final live service update to Destiny 2
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 04/06/2026
And if you like cats, you’ll love the outtake 🤣
Cat interrupts dad flexing in his monster energy unleash the beast shirt
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 04/06/2026
Unleashe the beast! 🐺
Big dad flexing in a monster energy unleash the beast shirt with his belly showing
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 28/05/2026
🤣 maybe
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 28/05/2026
Storms comin’ 🐺
Renaissance festival bear dad looking sultry Renaissance fair bear dad poses next to a giant metal sword Renaissance fair bear dad looking candid in his hooded cloak
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 18/05/2026
Made some updates to my ren fair outfit 🐺
Big bear in a renaissance festival outfit
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 05/05/2026
Druid!
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 05/05/2026
Who wants to go with me to the renaissance festival and dress up 🧙🏻‍♂️😮‍💨🐻
Renaissance dad tries on new clothes
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 01/05/2026
🥵
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 01/05/2026
Back shots(??)
Big dad does some lat pull downs
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 07/04/2026
Tuesday things
Muscle dad shows off his big belly
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 02/04/2026
Yes please ☺
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 01/04/2026
🤣
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 01/04/2026
April fools. The joke is assuming I skip core
Big muscle belly dad takes a mirror selfie
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 06/03/2026
I’ve been saying this!
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 05/03/2026
I’ll remember you next time… maybe
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 05/03/2026
HUH 🗣️
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 05/03/2026
I look like the kind of guy that says “HUH?” after everything you say (and I do)
Muscle dad looks confused at a gym
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CubPatches @cubpatches.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Reflections 🪞 @grug.monster
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 06/02/2026
Pepsi Chat saw it first 🦍💯🔥 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social
Muscle dad doing some EZ bar bicep curlsMuscle dad doing some EZ bar bicep curlsPepsi Chat
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 04/02/2026
Tuesday
Fat dad shows off his belly in a mirror
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 09/01/2026
SLEEVES TIGHT
Big bear dad does bicep curls at the gymBig bear dad does bicep curls at the gym (alt angle)
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 06/01/2026
First gym day of 2026. Let’s make it count! 🦍💯🔥
Big dad takes a mirror selfie at the gym
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 31/12/2025
Only in person, no pictures please 🙂‍↕️
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 31/12/2025
I would post one last tummy Tuesday of 2025 but I got tonsillitis recently and lost 10 pounds in the process 😭😭
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CubPatches @cubpatches.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Good morning! Belly rubs n stuffs
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 09/12/2025
Tuesdays are all about angles
Fat dad shows off his hairy belly
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 08/12/2025
sounds like a scam 😜
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 08/12/2025
I try that method but it still ends up completely chopped 😭
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 08/12/2025
I don't own a hand mirror 😅
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 08/12/2025
who else uses the front facing camera to buzz the back of their head
Muscle wolf dad buzzes his head using bathroom mirror and front facing camera
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 06/12/2025
Tricep pushdowns didn’t stand a chance
Muscle dad sets up a cable machine for tricep pushdowns
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 27/11/2025
belly check at the Friendsgiving and I *will* be ranking (they’re all beautiful 🥇)
Dad with the big belly
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 19/11/2025
save me tricep pushdowns 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social
Big bear dad doing some tricep pushdowns at a gym
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 14/11/2025
shut uppppp 🤣
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 14/11/2025
armpit day at the gym 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social
Dad at a gym demonstrating overhead tricep exercise
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 12/11/2025
@cubpatches.bsky.social told me to look mean and I tried my best
dad at a gym trying to look mean and tuff
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 23/10/2025
🦍 shape
Big dad takes a mirror selfie
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 17/10/2025
We are so BACK 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social
Big dad doing tricep push downs at the gym
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 21/09/2025
meet me @ the eagle bathroom (so we can flex together)
Dad flexes in the mirror at the Dallas eagle
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 21/09/2025
don’t tell me what to do
Dad breaks all the rules
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 07/09/2025
stick around, champ. I’m making hoagie sandwiches later 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social
Dad in swim shorts checks his phone while poolside
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 05/09/2025
Omg 🤣
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 04/09/2025
it's not me, I swear 😭
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 04/09/2025
out gym isn't bad at all, I just notice the same smell in every gym I've ever been in lol
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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 04/09/2025
why do gyms always smell Like That
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