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Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels

@grug.monster

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almost changed my name to Mattress how they slept on me 😤

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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

bad news oomf. they just announced a new remake of you at the latest game conference. yeah you got that unreal engine 5 sheen and everything. they changed your entire voice direction and its flat and quirky now. they updated your mechanics. theyre gonna kill you if it doesnt sell one billion copies

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 06/08/2026

Okay I might be a little big 🤏🏻

Big dad takes a mirror selfie

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 13/06/2026

Me and the poster that got the Dallas Eagle flagged on fb 🫶🏻

Silver bear thumbs up in front of a poster of himself shirtless

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 09/06/2026

I turned 39! Everything hurts 🥲

Big poolside dad grabbing some seltzers

Birthday cake for big dad

Big dad in the pool wearing a Kirkland signature hat

I cried when I heard about the final live service update to Destiny 2

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 04/06/2026

Unleashe the beast! 🐺

Big dad flexing in a monster energy unleash the beast shirt with his belly showing

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 28/05/2026

Storms comin’ 🐺

Renaissance festival bear dad looking sultry

Renaissance fair bear dad poses next to a giant metal sword

Renaissance fair bear dad looking candid in his hooded cloak

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 18/05/2026

Made some updates to my ren fair outfit 🐺

Big bear in a renaissance festival outfit

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 05/05/2026

Who wants to go with me to the renaissance festival and dress up 🧙🏻‍♂️😮‍💨🐻

Renaissance dad tries on new clothes

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 01/05/2026

Back shots(??)

Big dad does some lat pull downs

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 07/04/2026

Tuesday things

Muscle dad shows off his big belly

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 01/04/2026

April fools. The joke is assuming I skip core

Big muscle belly dad takes a mirror selfie

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 05/03/2026

I look like the kind of guy that says “HUH?” after everything you say (and I do)

Muscle dad looks confused at a gym

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CubPatches @cubpatches.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Reflections 🪞 @grug.monster

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 06/02/2026

Pepsi Chat saw it first 🦍💯🔥 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social

Muscle dad doing some EZ bar bicep curls

Muscle dad doing some EZ bar bicep curls

Pepsi Chat

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 04/02/2026

Tuesday

Fat dad shows off his belly in a mirror

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 09/01/2026

SLEEVES TIGHT

Big bear dad does bicep curls at the gym

Big bear dad does bicep curls at the gym (alt angle)

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 06/01/2026

First gym day of 2026. Let’s make it count! 🦍💯🔥

Big dad takes a mirror selfie at the gym

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 31/12/2025

I would post one last tummy Tuesday of 2025 but I got tonsillitis recently and lost 10 pounds in the process 😭😭

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CubPatches @cubpatches.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Good morning! Belly rubs n stuffs

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 09/12/2025

Tuesdays are all about angles

Fat dad shows off his hairy belly

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 08/12/2025

who else uses the front facing camera to buzz the back of their head

Muscle wolf dad buzzes his head using bathroom mirror and front facing camera

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 06/12/2025

Tricep pushdowns didn’t stand a chance

Muscle dad sets up a cable machine for tricep pushdowns

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 27/11/2025

belly check at the Friendsgiving and I *will* be ranking (they’re all beautiful 🥇)

Dad with the big belly

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 19/11/2025

save me tricep pushdowns 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social

Big bear dad doing some tricep pushdowns at a gym

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 14/11/2025

armpit day at the gym 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social

Dad at a gym demonstrating overhead tricep exercise

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 12/11/2025

@cubpatches.bsky.social told me to look mean and I tried my best

dad at a gym trying to look mean and tuff

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 23/10/2025

🦍 shape

Big dad takes a mirror selfie

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 17/10/2025

We are so BACK 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social

Big dad doing tricep push downs at the gym

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 21/09/2025

meet me @ the eagle bathroom (so we can flex together)

Dad flexes in the mirror at the Dallas eagle

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 21/09/2025

don’t tell me what to do

Dad breaks all the rules

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 07/09/2025

stick around, champ. I’m making hoagie sandwiches later 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social

Dad in swim shorts checks his phone while poolside

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 04/09/2025

why do gyms always smell Like That

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 04/09/2025

A little throwback tummy 😳 damn I was chubby in 2019

Chubby dad takes a mirror selfie in a taco Tuesday tank top that’s one size too small

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 29/08/2025

flex on your doubts until they become your biggest fans 😤💯🦍🐺 @cubpatches.bsky.social

Two dads flexing in a gym mirror want to know if you’re going to be done with the EZ bar soon

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 17/08/2025

@cubpatches.bsky.social caught me looking wide af last night at @thedallaseagle.com

Wide dad looking to his right at a night club

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 05/08/2025

chat should I steal more shirts from @cubpatches.bsky.social

Dad wears a tank top that’s one size too small to the gym

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 29/07/2025

you had me at “should we do bicep pull downs since all the other machines are taken?” 😍🥰

Big dad does a bicep pull down exercise while looking at his exposed underbelly

Big dad does another bicep pull down exercise with his belly out

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 27/07/2025

don’t let anyone Tell you that your dReams are unaTtainable 🦍🥴💯

Dad fills out shirt with muscle in a year

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 22/07/2025

airdropping this to the closing crew at Kroger on the other side of this mirror

Big dad at the gym

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 11/07/2025

armpit day 🥵🦍🫔

dad does a flex uwu

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 30/06/2025

Special thanks to @thesmirk.bsky.social and @cubpatches.bsky.social for capturing me in prime dad mode

Dad in a square cut swimsuit being poolside

Dad in a square cut swimsuit being a millennial gay

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 27/06/2025

he’s got the biceps, i’ve got the triceps @cubpatches.bsky.social

Dads flexing at the gym

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 18/06/2025

I'm a little more bummed than I want to be about our local Kroger closing at 11pm instead of 1am 😥

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 16/06/2025

I know I’m a day late but I was vvv busy

Local dad shows off his belly

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HyperCole @hypercole.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

The only King I acknowledge

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 11/06/2025

Back at it again 🦍💯🔥 @cubpatches.bsky.social

Two meatballs flexing and making silly faces in a gym mirror

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 30/05/2025

nightGAINs with @cubpatches.bsky.social

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 25/05/2025

Saturday dadurday 📍 @thedallaseagle.com 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social

A local Dallas dad tipping his hat as he walks into the Dallas eagle wearing a tank top and Costco enamel pin and old navy shorts and on running shoes

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 09/05/2025

We need brands to get into fruits, I wanna take a bite of a flamin hot apple

Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels @grug.monster · 22/04/2025

I’m like the 🫩 emoji if it was a real person

Fat dad with the traps takes a mirror selfie