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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 19h

If The Masturbator would go to hell and the true christian were to go to heaven, shouldn't Dr. Jesus let the good christian die and save The Masturbator? The former has a chance to watch PragerU and go to heaven but the good christian has a chance to see Charlie Kirk's face on a dog and go to hell.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Quantum Levitation pisses me off so much. Doing some actually neat applied science and it's named like a piece of Marvel dialogue.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My Therapist: Gentle Storybook Snail Mitch McConnell isn't real. You can't feed him a cucumber slice and feel his jawless mouth gently munch on it. Gentle Storybook Snail Mitch McConnell:

A close-up of cartoon Mitch McConnell with exaggeratedly large eyes and a very small mouth.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yet another bid to disenfranchise hypothetical. When would we learn?

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A Libertarian, an Anarchist, and a Fascist all walk into a theater. They are watching Conan the Barbarian.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Saw a guy on the bus wearing the Stormfront logo and a continuous glucose monitor simultaneously. Brother, do you think the Nazis will give you insulin?

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My worst uncle won't shut up about Sydney's Weany and all the jeans it's got.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🎵 🎵 I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy I'm sick with this Straight gangster mack, but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Ayo, fat girl, come here, are you ticklish? 🎵 🎵

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My favorite television trope is when a troubled man shows up somewhere he formerly agreed not to return to, someone there tells him he agreed not to return there - a piece of information he already has - and he tells them he needs to so they let him.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

FROM posits the terrifying question, "What if you lived in a small American town?"

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Grew up in the Blair Witch Projects. Things are better now, but I'm not out of the woods yet.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Editing REM's Losing My Religion into the Blair Witch Project so that, "that's me in the corner" is said at the best possible time.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Think Closer is a good song? What if I told you the animal was a hamster?

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

2039: They've released a new Pokémon called Kinkachu. Its cry goes, "Mhm, Trick-o-Treat?"

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Where's Ed Sheeran's apology for playing Ron Weasley?

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I understand people were wishing Sunny Obama spoke about Palestine before her passing, I know we shouldn’t make many excuses, however I’m really just grateful that she never did outwardly support Israel and to me that’s enough to not bring it up as a complaint.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My name is Skylar, I work for Raytheon, let me tell you about Ethical Hegemony.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Whenever I read about a genuinely positive use for LLMs, I'm immediately reminded that such usage isn't profitable, especially not $13 billion deficit profitable.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

These 40 pictures of a Sea Lion will make you commit murder!

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

They call me Viva La Vida because I'm having Missionary in a Foreign Feild.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

And God said, I will send them without wings so no one suspects they are angels....

Marge Simpson with Homer's grinning face. She us havi g dinner with Homer, who has a dying Mr. Burns face.

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 27/08/2026

i know not with what gta vi will be played but gta vii will be played with sticks and stones

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

He's not gone, he's just moved on to the only place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism. ... spACe!

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The Pepperheads are BARKING for peer review, bro, SNARLING for it bro. You gotta release your methodology, dude, these people are Pissed.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"A land war in Europe between France, England and Germania but the gag is it's not a World War." - Keke Palmerston

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Lucio with a shepherding certificate: "We are here, to sheep herd!"

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Entering a Waymo in the Beijing Games.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

will.i.am nye: What rhymes with isotope? Yung Sheldon: Zoatrope? will.i.am nye: *breaks pencil*

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Naw dude I can't come out tonight. I've got like 30 snap chats to watch. ... Yea but I try to respond to them and sometimes people respond rrrrright back knowatImsayin? ... Sure, sure, anybody can fill the chair tho. Like I'm not the one fuckin, you hear? ... Yea, I'll hold.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Mommy, can we go to Chicago? We have Chicago in your uncle's mind. Chicago in your uncle's mind:

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Making unverified Wikipedia edits until I'm Implicit.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If a dog in a police uniform started directing traffic I'd start a T-Bone pileup and testify the dog made me.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Every kid I've ever taught ESL has had trouble with the following words, regardless of original language: Cormorant Farfignugen Whistledown Ěbeepgeep Snory Brobdignagian Costanza People's War Smucker Charybdis Dialectic Materialism WuTang

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

A Left 4 Dead 2 mod that's just the entire plot of Good Burger and there aren't any zombies.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Jimmy Pesto Junior Actors Arrest Date: January 21st, 2021 QAnon's largest posting Haiatus: December 2020 My neighbor's dog: HERCULES! THEY'RE ON TO YOU!

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Slouching in my train seat just enough for our leg hairs to sword fight. I play to win.

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Streetwise Hercules @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I think most people are under the impression Jimmy Carter was farming plants. He was a Peen Nut farmer, dude. He needed as many wives as he could get.

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