Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I swear to god i didn’t know you were here. 110
Reposted by Grown up blue berd(ADULT)GABI. @bumblemight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026[ Not looking up from their magazine, not missing a single beat. ] Got me acting dee-thh-picable. 111
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They them pussy had my beak on the opposite side of my face 110
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Make sure you lie down on your side incase you throw up, so you don’t die choking on puke. 110
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Yeah that’s true i guess? Did saying a that crap make you feel better or something? 000
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Well hate is a strong word, maybe annoyed is a better one? 000
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Before therapy i hated myself and everyone, now i just hate myself. 000
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Uhhh you know that smell that really old books have, the ones that start turning yellow with age? 010
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I actually haven’t been to the library in a while, does it still smell like book surgery? 010
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Uhhh they’re usually at the flower shop, they take it pretty seriously. I work there so i can give them the message if they’re not there. 110
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Oh they run the flower shop now, fellow me. 110
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I know truckers would probably care you pejoratives, shit let me think of a back up plan. 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Do it at like 3 am nobody goes to gas stations at 3 am unless they’re truckers, creeps, crackheads, or serial killers. 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Cuddle by the little ice cream fridge at the gas station. 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Uhhh how strong is it? At a certain point i start getting really paranoid. 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My university passed me around like a joint, gabi. 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Hey i’m trying to keep it neutral, i don’t know if you’re my future noelle or not. 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026We are? If you wanna help you can, but selling your car seems a little extreme. 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026What? It’s my student loan debt, you don’t have to pay for it. 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026If you wanna? Like if you wanna be a mayor like your mom sure, and it could have uses in other places. 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026You will be with your tadpole kin soon enough. 000
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Okay? Maybe i can put on some kind of nature documentary? Or water sounds? 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Nothing mega about my life, little noelle. 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I’m guessing the first step would be to immerse yourself in slime. 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Not just any berdly, a berdly in debt to the university of connecticut 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Nightmare freddy is living under your bed. 100
Reposted by Grown up blue berdxix. THE SUN @last-moss.bsky.social · 26/07/2026TEMP PINNED timeskip/adult version of @shitsquad.bsky.social written by eli :) 177
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026A mostly used outback steakhouse gift card? 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I remembered the first time i tried pot i got so scared i ended up convulsing in an alleyway. 110
Reposted by Grown up blue berdGrown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This sounds like a joke but it’s real, my name is berdly, and i am just going to keep getting older, do you know any berdly’s in their 40’s or 50’s? So one day i’m gonna be a 70 year old grandpa named berdly. 002
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This sounds like a joke but it’s real, my name is berdly, and i am just going to keep getting older, do you know any berdly’s in their 40’s or 50’s? So one day i’m gonna be a 70 year old grandpa named berdly. 002
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026(Looking at them like they said something really poetic and moving.) Yeah. 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Gotta get people off these shitty videos, maybe put up a frequently misunderstood facts list somewhere. 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Are you sure this wasn’t someone who, you know, might kill and eat people? 100
Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026(Coming back awake with a little snort.) Bwah, what did i miss? 000
