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Grown up blue berd

@grownupberd.bsky.social
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(ADULT)GABI. @bumblemight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[ Not looking up from their magazine, not missing a single beat. ] Got me acting dee-thh-picable.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They them pussy had my beak on the opposite side of my face
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yeah that’s true i guess? Did saying a that crap make you feel better or something?
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Well hate is a strong word, maybe annoyed is a better one?
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Before therapy i hated myself and everyone, now i just hate myself.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Uhhh you know that smell that really old books have, the ones that start turning yellow with age?
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I actually haven’t been to the library in a while, does it still smell like book surgery?
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dude.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Buisness is blooming- i mean booming.
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xix. THE SUN @last-moss.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
TEMP PINNED timeskip/adult version of @shitsquad.bsky.social written by eli :)
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This sounds like a joke but it’s real, my name is berdly, and i am just going to keep getting older, do you know any berdly’s in their 40’s or 50’s? So one day i’m gonna be a 70 year old grandpa named berdly.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This sounds like a joke but it’s real, my name is berdly, and i am just going to keep getting older, do you know any berdly’s in their 40’s or 50’s? So one day i’m gonna be a 70 year old grandpa named berdly.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
(Coming back awake with a little snort.) Bwah, what did i miss?
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I tried hrt once, gotta say not my cup of tea.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
(Is totally fucking blitzed.) They call it a WEAK day cause it makes us weak, and they call it a WEAK end because the weakness leaves our bodies.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
God they’re so hot they make me wanna bang my head against the wall until i bleed.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Who up getting slizard in the big 3x?
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─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕽𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝕾𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐒 . 】 @wishingdoll.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Im not kidding btw,
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Geno huh, sounds like a mall pizza restaurant.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I mean, it would be helpful, i’m not exactly sure how i’m supposed to promulgate it.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Could you translate it into English please?
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Did that puppet fucker speak in wingdings?!
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Kris. @surveycomplete.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
{{ full icon for here too its kerdly ship art (art by coralcuddles)
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Humans that choose to be homophobic when their species is literally called homo erectus.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
She’s only soft and squishy when you’re the one laying on her, not so much the other way around.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
#wokemob #imfightingwokeness #onthesideofwokeness
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Hot.
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Kris. @surveycomplete.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
look man it just went downhill ok { adult!kris variant of @hometownfreak.bsky.social } { #drrp #deltarunerp }
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
No :( The bakery :( That’s where i work :(
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Not now kitten Daddy is trying to kill himself
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(ADULT)GABI. @bumblemight.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
allow my heart to hold enough love to be broken;🍯
image by kaydi-bee
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I thought they were taking me to funky town it turns out it was actually torture city.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Oh
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✱ frisk. @buttcrscotch.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
kris wantms me to make snaother soup [ ominous bell tolls in the distance ]
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✧ ⁀ ¦ 𝓢ᴜᴢ.ᐟ @securisbrand.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
My Berd #myberd
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✱ frisk. @buttcrscotch.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Whatdoesthismeanwhatdoesthismean
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Noelle if she was a detective: hmmm how yurious.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
(Looking really scared) Did i pay the heating bill, susie.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Noelle turn on the tv it doesn’t matter what channel they hit the fucking battle bus.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Susie can you stop dying.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Awesome. (Giving then a wing up.)
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
No it was casper i think.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I am familiar. (refusing to elaborate.)
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
🫡 i got it boss.
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Grown up blue berd @grownupberd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Hot.
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✧ ⁀ ¦ 𝓢ᴜᴢ.ᐟ @securisbrand.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Yer next.
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