Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don't need to when you just push --force everything 😎 (im not allowed to touch my company's code anymore) 130
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hearing furniture groan under me when I'm bulking gives me a real bad case of the hornies 🥺 4401
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hello, my name is phe, and when I try to take t-shirts off, they get caught on my lats and I thrash around like a frenzied cat 4828
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026THERES A HOLE IN THE WORLD LIKE A GREAT BLACK PIT AND ITS FILLED WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE FILLED WITH SHIT 070
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not to brag about how much of an OG (original goth) I am, but today's back and biceps workout is being powered by Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd soundtrack 2140
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My gym just got renovated. Gained a proper hack squat machine, but lost the iso-lateral chest press. The lord giveth and the lord taketh away 1190
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Chonky dogboy chipotle waiter is a valid Halloween outfit, and I'm tired of pretending that it's not 🐶 7923
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Maybe dad jokes are also daddy jokes and I should accept my fate 0100
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I know I'm getting old, because when young people start a sentence with "not gonna lie..." I respond "good, because you wouldn't get away with it" and laugh to myself 🙃 2111
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hope you like my nipple, because that shit cost me £1.5k 2160
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Doing these back to back so that I didn't have to walk 3 miles to my temporary gym, twice, is one of the worst ideas I've ever had in my life, and I have come up with some shit over the years 0140
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A silly one to cleanse the pallette before I show you all my tits later 3300
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thank you 🥰 will check it later, I've not been on there in ages sorry, haha 110
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026About to smash out my tits at the gym. Cummy wummy ahhhhh. Or whatever that dragon balls person said 2210
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just got trapped in the building at work because this pigeon wouldn't move. Had to spend two minutes slowly pushing it forward so I didn't hurt it. Two people from another company saw the whole thing and were pissing themselves 🙃🙃🙃 3200
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Bent over rowed 220kg for reps today without snapping my body in half 🥰 522110
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is the greatest compliment I've ever gotten, because I could tell they were trying to be a dick. 😂 3160
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I feel like if I tried this I would headbutt the floor and start crying 260
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The most ridiculous thing about doing Romanian deadlifts to failure at 2am, is that I didn't need to do it 0681
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I DONT LIKE THE SHELLSstatic.klipy.comBobo The Dog's Mad GrowlALT: Bobo The Dog's Mad Growl 120
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Do other people get offended by certain shapes of pasta, or is it just like, one of my autistic superpowers 7182
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026How I look at people when they say "You should be careful walking to the gym super early in the morning, that's when the weirdos are about" 9560
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Gently squishing my face and saying "such a big boy" counts as foreplay btw 3380
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"can't wait to get some more size on my triceps this bulk" My body: FOREARMS? YOU WANT MORE FOREARM? COMING RIGHT UP 1632
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Humbly requesting that our American brothers push Milo Yiannopoulos out of the plane oversea, instead of delivering him back to us 2180
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The only saving grace of my failed bulk turned half-assed cut, is that my cum gutters are lookin kinda cute 6761
Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Lost 1lb and 0.5% bodyfat eating 6000 calories a day for a week. THERMODYNAMICS IS A FUCKING LIE. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PISSING BULK 0130