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@growingnerd.bsky.social
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gotta be Bismuth - how'd it get square like that? So many colors too!
A photo of bismuth. A multi colored rock with many, many square and rectangular crevices and protrusions. The rock shines in the light.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop some magic
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
IT'S BACK! IT'S FINALLY BACK!* *The Costco Chicken Pot Pie
A downwards facing photo of a ready-to-bake Chicken Pot Pie taken while pushing a shopping cart. The flash was mistakenly on, so the upper basket and eggs therein are washed out. 

The pot pie is roughly a foot in diameter, and weighs approximately 5 lbs. It was about $23 (I don't have the receipt in front of me)
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I moved from Missouri to Michigan, yet I sound like I'm from fucking Florida apparently??? A state I've never been to lol
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Without downloading any news pics, where are you mentally?
Lisa Simpson squinting her eyes in a fugue-like manner while her grandpa pours her a cup of coffee
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
drop an image from your favorite film 🖤 🎶🎬📽️🖤 Okay top 3
Blade Runner 2049Kiki's Delivery ServiceRogue One: A Star Wars Story
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Every hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours? I'd drive by this every day going to school and work. Always felt *very* ominous as a little queer kid in a small town.
The Praying Hands Monument. Two massive stone hands are clasped in prayer at the top of a hill. At the base of the hill is a concrete retaining wall that says 
"Hands in Prayer 
World in Peace"
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Anyone remember the artist who made this drawing? I can't remember their name and I'm struggling to find their bluesky
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image
Lisa Simpson looking up towards her forehead and saying, "Shut up Brain. I got friends now. I don't need you anymore."
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I spent way too much time laughing at this last night... I think my brain is broken 😂
A wojak-style meme of four crudely drawn figures, all with a big black scribble over their crotches. The text above them is in blue and the text below the is in red. It reads:

ME AND THE BOYS

PUBE'D THE FUCK UP
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Daddy wanted me to start training, and I finally got this toy in the other night. I didn't realize how big it was until I compared it to a coke can... 😈
A photo of a coke zero can next to a blue silicone dildo. The dildo is a centimeter taller than the can, but it's about half as wide as the can at its widest point.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Gym complete! (Pronounced like dime, but with a G)
A photo of me, sweaty, trying to take a photo with shaky shoulders and back after pull day. Ignore my eyes lol
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Gay Powers restored, yada yada... ✨🌞🥰
A photo of me with a fresh haircut. My dark brown hair is lit from the top by the sun. The sky is crystal-clear and blue
Me in profile, the mullet is more visible
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm really proud of this one 😂
A screenshot of the Enterprise about to be hit by an asteroid with the text "We're Boeing to Die."
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Sir, yes sir 🫡
I'm standing in my kitchen flexing
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I've got milkweed! 🥛🌱
A relatively-short milkweed plant is sprouting above some dried leaves, about six or seven inches above the dirt.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I may be smaller than a bunch of you big boys, but I do like my calves. @axelporterx.bsky.social we need to train legs together 😈
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Squirrel Drop! 🐿️🪂
A grey and tan squirrel is perched on a stone curb surrounded by invasive grasses (boo lawn culture, we need native species). The squirrel is facing right, almost in profile with its head turned slightly towards the camera their tail drapes down right side of the frame, also facing the camera. Their front legs are raised in an arm-like posture, and their little ears are visible on the top of the their head. The ears are very cute, like in a stuffed toy kinda way.A small squirrel holds a black walnut while standing in front of a crevice at the base of the tree the nut fell from. The squirrel holds the walnut up to its nose facing left and slightly away from the camera. The squirrel's tail is almost comically circled behind its back.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Okay fine I'll post my skircle.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Stoned and playing Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II let's goooo
Jake smiling at the camera smiling with bear face
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I bought a cool green linen coat for the renaissance faire and now I'm waiting for it like this
A man waiting on chair swing, sitting at the kitchen table, and standing in what appears to be an old concrete swimming pool that has been drained.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Let's goooooo! 💪
A cartoon animation of a brunette woman standing in front of a window and biting her lip and touching her chin with a finger in a suggestive manner. In the mirror's reflection is a beekeeper out in the yard, who appears to be harvesting honey from a beehive.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yes squatch! 🫡💪
Jake flexing in his kitchen in a green polo under a big ass lamp that looks like a white hole in the ceiling
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Inspired by @embracegrowth.bsky.social and @terjanox.bsky.social to paint my nails again. I love this color 💜💙
A photo of my hand in a grasping position to show off my multi-colored metallic nail polish. The color is a deep shiny purple, but as light reflects off the polish it shines a bright blue hur. Behind my hand is a lush bed of small green plants around a large black walnut tree
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Don’t skip! Post you in another country
Baby-faced Jake in a grey hoodie and sunglasses, standing before the Gullfoss Waterfalls in Iceland.

I want to go back.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You've given me too much power...😂😂
The burger king logo styling with tan top and bottom buns, with the text
 "Country boys" where the meat should be, and "🌽 Make do 🌽" underneath the buger
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The best one, hands down 💚
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hi, does this count? 🫡
Me standing in front of a mirror in profile. I'm trying to flex my bicep while taking a picture.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This is where I shitpost from
The control chair from Stargate Atlantis. The chair appears fo be made of grey metal, with the back and pads of the armrests made of a grey stone or wood. The metal detailing along the pads and back of the chair resembles vines or veins. The top of the back of the chair has a hexagonal panel that goes blue.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I spotted a Red-Winged Black Bird today! He was very pretty 🥰
A Red-Winged Black Bird is perched on a thin tree branch with green buds along it. The bird is a deep shiny satin black, with a bright red and yellow stripe on its shoulder. The bird is looking to the right and it's beak is visible A red-winged black bird facing the camera and looking to the right again. The bird's shoulder is in shadow and the red and yellow stripes are muted but visible. A thin tree is visible behind the bird.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I blame @palmerpink.bsky.social for this showing up in my recommendations
(ASMR) Goofy dies in a car crash while listening to post Malone .mp3
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18
An astronaut in an orange suit with a white backpack and helmet stands with the back facing the camera on a rocky red-sand dune overlooking a red martian valley  white text is overlayed on the sands that reads "A Ridley Scott Film THE MARTIAN"
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Same here... @paragon0316.bsky.social I think this makes you my trainer 🤔
A Pokedex-themed ui that reads "pause gif and discover your kinkymon type". I got muscle and drone types
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Off to work! Tell your Dad I said hi...
I'm sitting on my bed in a mint-green polo and tan slacks. I'm flexing my right arm for the camera
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I want to post some of the cool Star Citizen screenshots I've taken over the couple months I've been at it. This one is a favorite of mine 😁
A screenshot of a rocky, semi-molten asteroid interior. Two spaceships are seen flying through it. The ship on the left is in the background closer to a glowing molten rock. The ship on the right is much smaller, but appears larger because of its position to the camera. The small ship is a black and yellow, industrial-looking ship. The larger ship is dark grey with four large engines flanking the main body in an X formation.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I'm going to burn this image into my retinas. It's SO FUCKING COOL 🤯
A photo taken by one of astronauts aboard Artemis 2 during their lunar fly by. The moon is ecliping the Sun, and a large hazy "halo" of light is seen around the moon. The left side of the moon is illuminated by light reflected off Earth's atmosphere. The stars are visible, as are Venus, Mars, and Saturn to the lower right side of the moon.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Live footage of me forcing myself into work today even though I'm 90% sure I have a sinus infection
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Stuck at work, send dudes
A selfie of me in a grey hoodie behind a white drop ceiling
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I'll hop on, why not Assume something about me and I'll tell you if it's true or not.
A selfie of me in front of a window
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
My work, instead of giving us a raise or getting us hired out of our contracts, has bought two ROOMs that each cost tens of thousands of dollars. Also it's plywood and plexiglass. (I call them solitary confinement offices) No one will use these because they're not ventilated and we all have desks🤦‍♂️
A large refrigerator-sized plywood box with a plexiglass-windowed door. Inside is a stool and shallow shelf, as well as a magnetic board and three magnets for pinning up papers
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Look at this beautiful neighbor I saw today
A large squirrel is perched on a fire hydrant with its yellow paint flaking off. The squirrel holds a large nut (possibly black walnut) in its mouth. The squirrel is starring down the cameraThe same squirrel now looking at the camera with body facing the camera, it's right front leg is raised against its body
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Who does this bot think I am? Who is that going to intice to interact with them??
A profile of a bot account named "gal gadot 3594 dot bluesky dot social". The profile is empty, save for a stock photo of the actress Gal Gadot as the profile picture
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
A cast photo of the Wheel Of Time season 2
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
This breakfast casserole is so fucking good, it was almost worth the 1st degree burn I got on my forearm as I pulled it out of the oven 😵‍💫🔥
A color photo of a brown and yellow casserole with a square taken out at the corner. A tan spatula rests on top of the grey metal baking dish.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Sad I didn't make the cut, but maybe next time 😤 bubbel.blue
A bubble filled with 50 smaller bubbles, each with the profile picture of someone I enteract with a lot
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
@bsky.app yeah you can go fuck yourself on this one. There is no age verification law for the US or my state, why am I being forced to upload my ID to see adult content?
Blue sky asking for Age assurance
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Oh he's the best
Monoco from Clair Obscur. A white, fuzzy, and large creature with a tall and thin black plank with an angular red abstract face painted on it.
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Alright
A screenshot of squidward holding a piece of paper that says "10 people hate you on this app"
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Jake @growingnerd.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This was fun to to fill in 😁
An image with a bunch of drawings of jars with red ink inside them
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