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Growing Brovine

@growingbrovine.farm
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36|M|He/Him - Just a bovine working in the gym and at the table to get those gains. ATL based I’m a: A DM (the D&D Kind) A Submassive (I’m large but you’re in charge) A part-time powerlifter A fiction nerd (Comics/Novels/Fanfic/Smut) A full time queer

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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 2h
The one and only picture of pride this year of me & @the-red-comet.bsky.social. Got busy enjoying the tea dances and managed to survive the weather.
Before the Saturday Tea Dance, me and my husband
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 12/08/2026
One thing at Market Days finally got to play MTG with @broseidonyetagain.bsky.social at an event. Got to put my Frathouse Deck through its paces. It’s a dumb fucking bit of a deck that sometimes pops the fuck off for no reason.
Shot of my board during the Sips and Spells event at Meeting House in Chicago. The proxy for Kyler I made using and editing the blood bowl art
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 07/08/2026
Annoyed at how close this 410 was on Sunday. I want it for December.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 07/08/2026
From the mock push/pull - just 565lbs. But it’s a sign that I’ve unfucked things in a good way.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 07/08/2026
2 of 3 lifts at Quads in the Books for Market Days. Upper and Lower Done - tomorrow we do pretty boys before magic and the bars.
Mirror selfie from yesterday at Quads in Chicago.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 08/07/2026
I mean truly wouldn’t be the worst one you’ve ever had. Or that I’ve seen.
One of Erwin Wurm’s 2001 fat car sculptures
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 07/07/2026
Congrats again to both of you!
Comic screenshot of Anole saying um hello gay
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 05/06/2026
Shhh…I didn’t die. Yes I got a little plate drunk on how well 225 and 325 moved and decided to try sending it.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 04/06/2026
Apparently the way to get my brain to stop being a bitch about a photo is to give it like a day.
A selfie of a brovine turned to the side/quarter angle.A selfie of a brovine hitting a double bicep from the frontA brovine hitting a double bicep from the back
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 18/05/2026
Also finally got around to starting Shoresy finally. Got 2 episodes into the first season and had to message @broseidonyetagain.bsky.social about it.
A screenshot of a DM exchange.

YESTERDAY 1:02 PM
me: Oh no
me: I might be Shoresy
friend: I mean, yeah
me: No, you can't say it like it's obvious
me: Like I'm finally getting around to watching the show and I'm two episodes in and I'm just sitting here going oh no I'm him. I'm Shoresy coded as fuck aren't I.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 13/05/2026
You know the fact that my version of that is Diaboromon and Antylamon continues the same person different font discussion.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 13/05/2026
Okay so I got a little gassed at this top set due to the food mismatch. But hey I think I did finally unfuck my deadlift set up.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 12/05/2026
My participation in today’s standards of posting for the two Ts.
A top down view of a brovine torso showing off the meat and goodies #tummytuesday #tiddietuesday
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 12/05/2026
Okay finally feeling like a person again. So the outcome of FWA shopping! Spent more money then I planned on and less then I could have because damn. Now to get some of em on the wall
A selection of the furry shit I got from FWA. From Kihu and Reveloin
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 27/04/2026
How about a little 340 to kick off the start of the peak training block for my upcoming meet.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 27/04/2026
My contributions to WSM. A major check off of the bucket list - something I’ve wanted since I was probably way too young. It’s extremely funny to have a few of the competitors see me and go: “Powerlifter or Strongman” and I said powerlifter and they went “so was I until ya get bored eventually.
A Brovine with Ben Glasscock at Worlds Strongest ManA Brovine with Andrew Flynn at Worlds Strongest ManA Brovine with Lucas Hutton at Worlds Strongest ManA Brovine with Nick Guardione at Worlds Strongest Man
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 25/04/2026
Honestly go absolutely wild on the meatballooned status. Muscle/Fat/Nips. Generally every way you’ve approached size usually kicks ass
An endstage growth of a brovine. The duality of a brovine with a size kinkA more average size of the brovine
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 18/04/2026
At some point I probably need to count the bar.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 18/04/2026
Not bad for 120lbs on the cable
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 17/04/2026
Okay so having to go into the office 5 days a week blows. Getting pinged this by a coworker in the zoom meeting. Less so.
A screenshot of a brovine during a zoom work call.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 11/04/2026
About last night - celebrating with a cigar
A brovine getting to puff on a 80x8 Asylum with his big titpig udder nips on display.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 11/04/2026
Puff Puff 🐮💦
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 10/04/2026
Hey so @the-red-comet.bsky.social and I can clean up pretty dang well if I do say so.
A selfie of a brovine and his husband.A picture of brovine and his husband in their fully custom suits
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 10/04/2026
So in the spirit of #throwbackthursday and my birthday - I am presenting you with a 18 year old 185lbs Calf and then 18 years later.
A split of a brovine from his 18 yo Calf Self to being 18 years later.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 08/04/2026
So like two weeks ago one of the actors in the Pitt said: there is the show we are building and the show that certain fans are building in their heads. And then they get angry when we aren’t making the show they have in their heads. Same deal. And it’s just this tumblr post
A screenshot of a tumblr post by bumblebeebats that says:

I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and
unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 07/04/2026
Something something queer power restored. After a bit I’m going back to the burst fade mohawk/mullet. Just gotta grow back out
A selfie of a brovine in their bed, tongue bleped out. Looking particularly beefy.Same brovine but with let blep and trying to better show off the fade of the haircut
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 06/04/2026
I burned through it in a single fucking day. So many fucking content warning but if you are comfortable with some seriously fucked up things. Or can get comfortable with being uncomfortable. It’s gorgeous.
The cover of “You Weren’t Meant to be Human”
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 01/04/2026
So last night I finished up the full read of the Game Changer/Heated Rivalry books that are out. Overall pretty solid as a series - not my favorite cause I’m a bit spoiled with my fav hockey smut writing duo. But I have a pretty solid idea of where I think season two of the show is gonna cut off.
A line up of the series of covers by Rachel Reid
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 01/04/2026
Okay so this wasn’t the sausage casing I was worried it was gonna be. Also does this count for Wide Wednesday?
Mirror selfie of a brovine in his new stringer tank, looking particularly beefy.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 31/03/2026
If you see this, post a picture of your thighs.
Screen grab after hitting failure in the v-squatFrom bench day
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 31/03/2026
Same
Shot of me at my work desk with the bandage from bloodwork.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 31/03/2026
Also in kicking off the finally mystery of my Tales from the Loop/Things from the Flood. Got to pull a full Graduation Day moment where in the side chat I watched the players essentially go ‘this fucking guy’ mid speech. Which gave the exact energy I wanted
Screenshot from the graduation day of Buffy. Showing Willow and Buffy in their red graduation gowns as they listen to the mayor give his speech and realize that he’s going to do the whole thing.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 31/03/2026
Yesterday begin the finale mystery of my Tales from the Loop/Things from the Flood game. This is a fucking threat…
A screenshot from The Amazon wheel of Time series when they punched a hole in reality to let the dark one inScreenshot from the promotional material for the new control video gameThe cover design from the maze of house of leavesScreenshot from destiny two of savathuns throne world
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 30/03/2026
A little bit of between set wiggles for Monday. Channeling my inner @wolfpupblade.bsky.social
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 28/03/2026
Wild how much these kick my ass without too much weight
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 28/03/2026
Last set @ 405 (did a set of 3/2/1 prior to this)
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 23/03/2026
Trainer: So what's your gym goal? Me: Blue Ribbon Livestock
A picture of a Belgian Blue Bull
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 23/03/2026
Got nothing clever here so…Mass Monday?
A screenshot from a brovine after a set of seated cable flies.A screenshot from a brovine after a set of seated cable flies. Now balancing his shaker of intra on his chest
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 22/03/2026
Finally feeling like I am slowly but surely nailing in my deadlift form. 365 for a controlled 8
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 19/03/2026
I’m a little mad its the full drag race season one vaseline on the lens blur filter. But the drop set here murdered after a bunch of burn out partials @ 35lbs
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 18/03/2026
People calling Chris a straight man when these are his alternate costumes is wild. Mama that a twunk turned musclebull faggot. He has a shelf full of Jiraiya and Massive.
Chris Redfield alternate costumes from 2
Resident Evil past. A slutty sailor, a “mad max” leather harness vest situation that’s belongs in an Eagle, and a full Samurai situation (which has to be a reference to his gun)
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 16/03/2026
Assume something about me and I'll tell you if it's true or not.
A brovine between the sets during chest day. Feeling particularly lorge in the mirror
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 14/03/2026
A friend basically just referred to this clip as big back behavior of a different manner. Also a reminder that I probably need to start looking for different tanks…
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 12/03/2026
A brovine got loose from the pasture last night and ended up at the @kinkdownsouth.bsky.social gear night. Fun when a doggo can’t get both hands around the arm.
Picture of a brovine at the Atlanta Eagle. Rocking some boots, harness, and smoking a cigar. While hitting a double bicepPicture of a brovine at the Atlanta Eagle. Rocking some boots, harness, and smoking a cigar. While hitting a double bicep. But with a doggo inspecting the bicep size
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 04/03/2026
Hashtag Growth Slop: right now I’m basically doing essentially 4 of these a day and 4 protein shakes
The unglamorous reality of how I get 225g of meat and 30g of carbs in multiple times a day.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 02/03/2026
A little bit of meatheadedness on the last set of hammer curls
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 02/03/2026
Apparently I’ve been told I make a pretty poor Waldo
Mirror picture of a brovine in an incline bench machine. It’s been adjusted to black and white. For #mcm or monochromatic Monday
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 21/02/2026
Okay so this did send me to look exactly 2 years back myself. Honestly need to look back more often cause this actually shocked me a little bit cause I don’t feel all that different too often.
A picture from feb 2024 of a Brovine.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 20/02/2026
To the absolute fucking surprise of no one 🐮🗡️🛡️ www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...
An output of the DnD test that show a brovine with overwhelming fighter and barbarian. Followed by Paladin.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 12/02/2026
A screenshot from last week’s workout that had me feeling good.
A shot of a brovine shot from behind between sets of spider curls.
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